(To the tune of "Hey, Hey We're the Monkees", with the refrain to the tune of Limp Bizkit's "Nookie")

Hey, hey we wear blue shirts
We're kicking the ball all around
We're too busy scoring
And you're still sittin' around

Hey, hey we're Deja Brew
Keep on kickin' around
Better keep your arms wide open
Or you are goin' down

Hey, hey come watch us play
See how our muscles are taut
Just sit your ass on the bench
'Cause you ain't doin' squat

(Refrain):   We're gonna take this kickball and kick it up your (YEAH), kick it up your (YEAH), kick it up your (YEAH)!

We're gonna take this kickball and kick it up your (YEAH), kick it up your (YEAH), kick it up your (YEAH)!

Hey, hey we are champions
We scored all over your face
We get all the money
'Cause you got second place

Hey, hey now we are drinkin'
Two dollar Miller Lites
You're too busy stinkin'
'Cause we had you in our sights

Our team captain is Kristen
Come watch her slip and fall
'Cause she don't wear her cleats
But she will smoke you all

(Refrain):   We're gonna take this kickball and stick it up your (YEAH), stick it up your (YEAH), stick it up your (YEAH)!

We're gonna take this kickball and stick it up your (YEAH), stick it up your (YEAH), stick it up your (YEAH)!