Kevin: Jack attack,
it's the cards, you got to smack.
You have to get all the cards,
it's really not that hard.
Play hard to the end,
if you do, you just might win.
You may have taught me,
but I'll be you now, you'll see.
The grasshopper surpasses the master,
you will see that my hand is faster.
Just three weeks, and you will know,
that you will won't be able to beat me no more!
Lisa: Well your head is big,
you need to wear a wig.
You'll have to hide your face,
and leave this place.
Once I beat you once and for all,
so, don't hold back, and don't stall.
I will always beat you,
you know that is true.
So be afrai my friend.
In the end,
I will be standing,
more the crowd will be demanding.
Lisa: You got nothing to gain, so why try now?
Cause *Pow*,
you're done, that's it... I won!
Kevin: You think you can knock me down,
but I'll just get back up and reclaim my crown.
You don't even know,
I'm the best from my head to my toe.
Lisa: Smile today, but tomorrow,
you'll have sorrow.
Cause I'll pull through,
just watch what I do.
I will overpower,
and take the tower.
You need a lesson boy,
for now you're just a pawn, just a toy.
Kevin: This isn't a chess game,
cause I hold all the fame.
You go for my queen,
I'll pull a move like you've never seen.
I'll go for the king, he will be gone,
at that point, it doesn't matter that I'm a pawn
Keep on talking, and I'll beat you again,
in this friendly poetry slam.
We'll see who will win,
who will come out on top in the end?
Lisa: Who is this king?
Who's got this thing?
Myself, I, me, can't you see?
Cause I got it,
my fire is lite.
I won this game,
it's at a new level, it's not the same.
Don't be a joker, don't be a fool,
cause we all know who rules!
Kevin: I'll beat you, you will see.
When Im done, you won't want to mess with me.
In a few weeks,
is when, you, I'll beat!
I'm stopping now, but I'll return,
I'll be back to teach you a lessson, you need to learn.
Okay this is done, but for tonight... I won!
I forgot my pants,
I don't know how to dance.
The pop is too cold,
yet I'm not stpid, so I'm told
A bald person could not be my friend,
a girl chicken is called a hen.
I have a hammer toe,
I use to have a fish name Po.
I don't fill up my own car with gas,
for then the pearly gates I would pass.
Yet I'm still not odd.
I had a therapist named Todd.
I drool a lot and have bad breath,
of clowns I'm scared to death.
I love my mom, she loves me too,
my fav. color is not blue.
Carrots will not help my eye,
trust me I already tried.
I'm not silly, I'm not gay,
unless you mean happy, then every day!
I love God, He is my all,
almost every day I seem to fall.
I love books, I am a tyrant,
in my head, I think I have a dent.
Yet, I'm still not stupid, I'm alright.
I am small, yet I can fight.
I eat three times my size, my weight,
I guess obesity is my fate.
THey same I'm okay, the say I'm fine,
yet I seriously think I'm out of my mind.
Oh poop, that didn't rhyme.
So here I am, this is me,
I am Asian as you can see.
I'm short, only five foot two,
Did you know, Chickens go moo?
Tell me I'm odd, I'll just shrug,
How is the band Mustard Plug?
Did I spell that right, I'm not sure,
I'm a girl.. a she.. a her.
I write poems, I write weird stuff,
I don't do drugs, I don't huff??
Don't worry I'm okay,
yet it's getting late in the da.
I don't drink beer,
so I'll shut up here.
I play the gong,
I have not written a song.
My name is Lisa A Bowl of soup,
a big whoop.
So this is the end,
I'm an odd friend.
Yet...
not stupid.