We as spiritual beings or souls come to earth in order to experience the human condition. This includes the good and the bad scenarios of this world. Our world is a duality planet and no amount of love or grace will eliminate evil or nastiness. We will return again and again until we have pierced the illusions of this density. The purpose of human life is to awaken to universal truth. This also means that we must awaken to the lies and deceit mankind is subjected to. To pierce the third density illusion is a must in order to remove ourselves from the wheel of human existences. Love is important but knowledge is the key! |
Metaphysical Stuff 13 McHajj by Jaye C. Beldo Netnous@Aol.Com *Please note: The McHajj series you are about to read came to me directly via a series of disturbing dreams, dreams which continue to haunt me at present. These dreams, more like interminable nightmares, have resulted from life long exposure to advertising in the relentlessly predatory, capitalistic society that I'm haphazardly posited in. In order to deal with the severe psychological trauma such exposure has caused me, I have translated what my unconscious mind has directly conveyed to me into the story below. It is the only way I know how to cope with the constant trespassing into my psyche by the corporate powers which loom about in a most menacing and merciless fashion. Thank you for understanding my dilemma. BTW: I am currently starting a twelve step support group for those who may believe that they are victims of a similar kind of corporate psychological terrorism. I will provide more information in the near future...if there is one. Thank you! McHajj: Part I Ronald McDonald saunters through the range country all alone, exiled from Playland. He comes upon the Marlboro Men, all maudlin, yet steadfast, sitting around a campfire. He tries clowning but cannot even eke one single grin. One offers him a smoke. Ronald reciprocates with Big Macs for all. They eat hamburgers and smoke, staring into the embers. Ronald lets out a conciliatory chuckle, but the others do not respond. The next day, they mount the steeds and set out. In the course of their round-up, they encounter Joe Camel, the Pillsbury Doughboy, Colonel Saunders, California Raisins, the Hamburger Helper Hand, Charlie Tuna, Palmolive Madge, The Tidy Bowl Man, Mr. Clean and other iconomorphic cuties traversing the desert in search of greener test markets. All caravan across the wastes, drawn towards a mirage of the eternal milk pour shot. The posse grows in legion. They tour cancer wards, deforested tracts in South America, fished out oceans, tobacco farms with spent soil and carked farmers. They pass out campaign pamphlets to Jivaro Indians and work their way down to Tierra Del Fuego. A vote is to be cast for the next Messiah, since the first one (anthropos) cannot return, cannot get his sandaled foot or staff into Ogilvy's Madison Avenue door. A vote is cast. Ronald wins. The Golden Arches of Triumph remain. The division works its way towards Mecca. Upon reaching the ka'ba, Ronald ventures an entrance. With a grin he greets the twelfth Imam who patiently engraves upon a piece of plutonium the size and shape of a bowling ball. The Imam reads aloud what he has inscribed on Allah's favorite alloy: In the Name of God, the Merciful, the Compassionate, Praise belongs to God, the Lord of all Being, the all merciful, the All-compassionate the Master of the Day of Doom. A television in the North West corner runs a Prime Time Shi'ite Evangelist special. Oppenheimer makes a guest appearance. He quotes the Bhagavad Gita. The t.v. casts a debile numinosity, reminiscent of decaying isotopes over the interior of the ka'ba. The splendor of a thousand suns, however, lay dormant in the Imam's plutonium. Ronald offers the Imam a Big Mac, but is solemnly declined as the final filigrees are added to the stanza. Mr. McDonald shrugs his shoulders, skips over to the Southeast corner, kisses the black stone and savors its meteoric flavor. A tongue emerges from the stone. The stone tries to sing Allah's glory but Ronald begins to French kiss the stone. Allah's eyes open but he cannot recognize who is kissing him. Ronald tears his wig away and smears the make up off his face. The clown introduces himself to Allah and demands a sacrifice of every child watching Saturday morning cartoons in America. Cheers can be heard from as far away as Algiers. Outside, the Marlboro men gallop their horses around the Ka'ba, tossing cartons of cigarettes to the pilgrims, while Van Allen asteroids with angel wings hover above like Hummingbirds, forming a double helix pattern. Joint-Chiefs-of-Staff in the War room at the Pentagon. A satellite picks up the action over in Mecca. All chiefs ponder the implications. 'Flexible Response' is briefly discussed. While Ronald and Allah make out, the Imam carefully places the scripted ball into a missile's warhead compartment concealed directly beneath the center of the ka'ba. Ronald just laughs, fluffs his wig out and puts it back on. He fixes his make up and steps outside. It dawns on him that he forgot to takes his clown shoes off upon entering. But no one outside notices his disrespect. His secret would not be betrayed. The pilgrims fervently, ecstatically kiss the Pillsbury Doughboy, the Hamburger Helper hand, and the California Raisins. Joe Camel lets them take turns riding on his back. He circumambulates the ka'ba seven times. The Imam steps outside and climbs up the minaret and sings to the sky and all activity below stops. He holds in his hand the remote control launch button. Palmolive Madge noticed that the cuticles of the Middle Beast were hardened. The legion works its way over the Great Wall of China and marches to the center of Tienanmen Square. All the cowboys, clowns, fuzzy little denizens of the west sit in front of a giant statue of Mao. Ronald runs his tongue over the plinth. It too tastes meteoric. Soon refugees from slave labor camps, both Tibetan and Chinese, clutching onto Mickey Mouse dolls are paraded past the icons. Ronald feels something. Yet his make-up won't betray his sorrow. The Pillsbury Doughboy deflates a little. The four fingered Hamburger Helper Hand offers to help but cannot grasp the situation. The Marlboro Men hand out cigarettes to the refugees but they are refused. All wait. ============ McHajj: Part II by Jaye C. Beldo Netnous@Aol.Com *Please note: The McHajj series you are about to read came to me directly via a series of disturbing dreams, dreams which continue to haunt me at present. These dreams, more like interminable nightmares, have resulted from life long exposure to advertising in the relentlessly predatory, capitalistic society that I'm haphazardly posited in. In order to deal with the severe psychological trauma such exposure has caused me, I have translated what my unconscious mind has directly conveyed to me into the story below. It is the only way I know how to cope with the constant trespassing into my psyche by the corporate powers which loom about in a most menacing and merciless fashion. Thank you for understanding my dilemma. BTW: I am currently starting a twelve step support group for those who may believe that they are victims of a similar kind of corporate psychological terrorism. I will provide more information in the near future...if there is one. Thank you! Joe Stalin nudged Ronald McDonald, grateful that the clown had the chutzpah to invite him to his stag party. The cadre was a bit beaten and weather worn after the China tour. Mao never even showed. Ronald then made the announcement while passing through Cambodia that he was to marry. So a stop was decided, in Berlin, to celebrate before going back state side to the jubilant swarms. On a stained and battered movie screen that had seen the likes of Caligari, Dr. Mabuse and Nosferatu, a flick starring Goddess Kali and the Virgin Mary played, for the umpteenth time that evening. In it, the Pope, all dolled up in a leather Teddy once owned by Madonna and clutching onto a sequin covered Crozier, watched the gals carpet munch each other. Kali's garland of severed heads, consisting of card carrying members of the United Nations trembled as she climaxed: each head speaking in tongues while an entourage of angels above listened in ears. Mission accomplished, the Virgin appeared demure, scanning her Rolodex, trying to decide which country next to infiltrate with Marian visions via NASA holography. Star Wars indeed. "Jimmy Swaggart....eat your evangelical heart out.", was the Pope's only line. He delivered it deadpan enough to pass, but who pays attention to dialogue in skin flicks? Down below, the cadre of commercial icons took on a luminous hue in the porn film light. Pol Pot announced that the cake would soon be wheeled out. The Marlboro Men tossed some confetti. Joe Camel popped some champagne. All the lights were turned off and silence ensued. A Menorah floated in the darkness beneath an exit sign dimmed below code. It hovered around the theater, leaving sevenfold trails of candle light, which streaked and then formed into Hebrew letters : yod-he-vau-he, UFO's far more convincing than anything Spielberg has cinematically conjured for the masses. The candle flames/letters grew brighter causing the darkness to finally yield up its secret: A Golem had been guiding the Menorah all along. Instead of seven candle sticks there was a septet of finely molded, perfectly uniform wax Porky Pigs with wicks protruding from their snouts. But were they really 100% wax? They sizzled and crackled like some kind of animal fat, a fat which ran down and melted into the cracks in the Golem's thick earthy flesh. Ronald climbed up on the stage, made a wish and blew out the candles and chuckled. But an actor dressed up like Rabbi Loew came out of the wings and chided him. It wasn't a god damned birthday party. Ronald chuckled, bore the brunt of the catcalls from his fellow icons and signaled for the real cake to be wheeled out. An angel handed the Golem a trumpet and noticed the clayey android's breastplate: A Masonic pyramid with an eye in the apex. Pol Pot signaled his military band to start playing along and the sounds of a million Cambodian skulls cracking in a hydraulic vice washed over the theater like a sonic flood. Joe Stalin wept as the ossified sonority echoed over the Siberian veldt of his soul. The Golem sounded the first note on his horn, thus breaking Seal Number One: From out of the cake popped Barbara Walters in a bikini. There she was, the carnal frosting on the cake of test market destiny. Soon Berlin Gynecologists dressed like the sorrowful Young Werther, rushed in to see if the Hymen was still intact. It was. The real Mecca was finally reached. All were glad. A sacred pilgrimage spot was declared. Soon they'd be flocking to ABC's New York T.V. Studios and not to cleanse themselves of iniquities with the leftover bath water of Hugh Downs. A mini-resurrection ensued in the cemeteries surrounding Berlin. All the young men Goethe conned into suicide rose from their mother's graves and began heading towards the theater. Would Gabriel lead the way for them? Or would it be Heine? Maybe Kafka himself would show them the short cuts through Berlin's sewage labyrinths? No, no compasses... they honed in merely by instinct. Once they arrived they were amiably greeted, but relegated to the last rows where the footlights from the stage barely shone. The film ran again. Yet this time three dimensional like a holographic dodecahedron. Each facet contained an image, a precisely focused promise of salvation. On one facet of the screen was the land of the Houris, on another facet: the New Jerusalem, on another facet: Ashtar Command and other cinematic variations of the Chosen People Syndrome. Each promised land refracted kaliedoscopically like a disco light in which that scientologist John Travolta danced under so soulessly. The dodecahedron floated higher and higher up into the rafters and out through the roof and hovered over Berlin. Soon there were Muslims, Jews, Christians, Buddhists, Hindus all flocking to take in their personal slice of the flick. Inside, the Rabbi pulled the plug on the projector and searched within the machine for what could possibly fabricate such a hideous illusion. All he found was a crystal, where the projector bulb should have been, a crystal holding the form of some kind of eschatological fractal yet to blossom. The Marlboro Men ignored the No-Smoking signs and lit up. Barbara and Ronald did a little tango up on the stage in celebration of their union. No one would arrest them. No one would ask for their papers. All was steamy, sultry collusion across the board, that evening. There would be good stories to tell , yes, back on the range, of the strange pariahs abroad. to be continued