Fizzy Pop Inc. Presents... A story by }=]DarkNate Knowledge is Power Book One: Know Thy Enemy "We've got the passion And the pride! We won't be denied! This generation, The fire in our eyes! Strung out on ties that bind us We don't need no alibi! Nothin's gonna stand in our way! Nothin's gonna stand in our way! Nothin's gonna stand in our way! Not tonight!" -Spectre General, Nothin's Gonna Stand in Our Way Chapter 5 Shinji was fed up with the racket already. Asuka had been going on about the school trip to Okinawa for hours, and she'd just gotten back from shopping with that Kaji guy she was always going on about. He was starting to get annoyed with her raving, when Shizuka offered him some advice. "You know," the ethereal voice said to him, "you guys won't get to go. You're on permanent standyby. Make a bet with her that you won't be going, and use the bet to your advantage." Shinji sighed. He was NEVER going to get Shizuka to lay off! Just because he'd given Asuka that kiss on their way home from their dinner... As Shinji's mind drifted back to that moment, Asuka noticed his vacant expression. "Hey, Shinji!" Shizuka 'nudged' Shinji, and the young Pilot snapped to full attention. "Yes, Asuka-chan?" Asuka's eyes narrowed, but she shrugged off her suspicions. "Why aren't you packing yet? The trip is in a couple of days, you know!" Shinji sighed. "We probably won't get to go. We both know our grades are way down with all the synch tests they put us through and all the missed days. Not to mention the possibility of an attack while we weren't here!" Asuka flopped down on the floor. "You're such a pessimist! Of course we'll go! Besides, Misato can't possibly know our grades yet, since they don't go out for another two days! And Wondergirl's still here, so they have someone to fight an angel with anyway!" Shinji shook his head, and replied, "Tell you what, let's make it a bet. If you win, I'll do anything you want for a whole day while we're on the trip. If I win, the same thing, but here. And no," he added as he caught the gleam in her eye, "No hentai antics. I know full well how much pain you can deal someone!" Asuka rolled her eyes. "You're so BOOORING! If you hadn't mentioned it, I would've had to go along with you if you'd won!" She grinned at him, moving closer. "I bet you would've like that, wouldn't you, Shinji-kun?" Shinji blushed, but managed to hide any other reaction by standing up and going into the kitchen. Over his shoulder, he called back, "Now you'll never know, will you?" Asuka pouted. "How does he always seem to know just what to follow up with?" she wondered. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ That evening, at the dinner table, Asuka made her gamble. As innocently as she could, she said, "I just can't wait to go on this class trip! It's gonna be sooo much fun!" Shinji smirked as Misato replied. "I hate to burst your bubble, Asuka, but..." "Here it comes!" Shinji thought with a soft chuckle. "...You won't be going on the trip." "WHAT!?!?!?!?!" Asuka screeched. "What do you mean we aren't going?! What asshole decided that?!" "This one!" Misato said with a slight lilt of glee. "As operations director it was my decision." "But why not?" Asuka moaned as she slumped down in her seat. "There is always the possibility that an Angel might attack while you were away. Repairs and upgrades to Unit Zero aren't completed yet, and Rei's synch ratio isn't good enough in simulations with Unit One to risk her using it. And of course, you wouldn't want her piloting unit two..." Misato smirked as Asuka recoiled in horror. Shinji then spoke up quietly. "And you already have our grades too, don't you Misato?" He made it clear that he had read the look on her face, and made himself look apropriately miserable, though he was laughing inside. "Yes, that's also part of it." Misato frowned. "Or didn't you know all your results are forwarded directly to me as soon as they're available? You two can use the week to catch up in your studies. Are we clear?" Asuka plopped her head down on the table as Shinji smiled ever so slightly. "Crystal." Later, when they were going to their rooms, Shinji said, "Don't worry, Asuka. You wanted to go diving, right?" She nodded. "Well, I don't even know how to swim. Would you teach me? We can use the Nerv pool, and I'm sure Misato can find some scuba equipment." Asuka loked over at him. "Thanks, Shinji." Shinji smiled. "No problem Asuka. After all, you DO owe me one day of anything I say." Asuka smiled back. "Baka. I bet you just want to see me in a swimsuit!" Shinji nodded. "You're certainly pretty enough to make one look good, no matter what it looked like." Asuka blushed at the compliment, and went to her room. Shinji laid down on his bed, put in his headphones, and clicked on his SDAT. Lately, he'd been listening to more upbeat songs than his usual opera, and tonight he'd thrown in some soft techno. As he closed his eyes to float in the music, he heard Shizuka's voice. "Nice work, Shinji. You're getting better and better at this whole 'life' thing." Shinji smiled. "I have a good teacher." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two days later, Misato had arranged the neccessary equipment for Asuka's scuba outing in the pool. Shinji had wisely chosen a loose pair of swim trunks, as they hid his reaction to Asuka's bikini. "I can't believe she bought such a slutty suit! It's not like her!" Shinji thought to Shizuka when he saw her in it. Shizuka sighed. "If I had arms, I'd smack you! The whole idea is that, while the suit is actually conservatively cut for a two-piece, your eyes are drawn to the big zipper, and you're supposed to want to unzip it. Then the girl can yell at you for oggling her while in her head she's smiling at the compliment you're paying her." "So I should just ignore it, and she'll get upset?" "Now you've got it Shinji! Asuka's trying to flirt with you, even if that isn't what she says. What you have to do is keep playing the game. Anytime she asks you a question that seems awkward or embarrasing, find a way to turn it back at her, preferrably as a compliment, but sometimes as a reverse-flirt. But try to keep her entertained." "Roger." "No, my name is Shizuka, not Roger." Shinji sweatdropped, then set his laptop on a nearby table. He planned to study while Asuka went diving. After she'd helped him, of course. Asuka sauntered over to him, and stopped a foot away, arms behind her back. If Shinji hadn't been so busy worrying about his swimming lesson, he would have found the pose quite arousing. "Well Shinji, let's get started. The first thing to remember is that the human body floats in water, and it floats better when you're staying still. Most people who drown forget this fact in their panic, and they sink." "Makes sense, I guess," Shinji said. "After all, corpses float, right?" "Thank you so much for that mental image, Mr. Morbid!" Asuka said with a snort. "Hmph. Well, get in the pool, and let's see if you can float. Start face down, and then lift your head when you need to breath." Shinji slowly slid into the water, which was pleasantly warm. He held on to the ladder as he levered himself into a dead-man's float position, then let go. He held his breath for a bit, then tried to lift his head clear. He couldn't get his head above water! He turned to the side, then finally rolled over completely onto his back, gasping in air. "Not bad, for a first timer!" Asuka said from beside him. She was floating next to him, totally upright. "Now, try again. Move your hands around a little to push yourself up when you need to breathe, and try to stay face down." Shinji did as he was told. Rolling back onto his front, he settled into the water again. This time, when he came up for air, he lifted his mouth clear and sucked in a deep lung-full. He continued for a few minutes before he felt a tap on his shoulder. Rolling back over, he saw Asuka smiling. "Good job, stooge! We'll make a swimmer out of you yet!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ About an hour later, Shinji had to take a break. His legs were cramped from the exertion of treading water for almost half an hour. Asuka had insisted that he know how to stay in one place before he learned how to actually go anywhere. That way, he could at least wait for help, instead of sinking. Shinji had to agree with her logic, but the effort had been a bit draining. About half-way through, Rei had joined them, swimming laps around the huge pool. Shinji had done his best to ignore her, but her lithe form skimming through the water like a fish had proven even more distracting than Asuka's choice of swimwear. Sighing, Shinji turned back to his work. Booting his study programs, he began the long task of puzzling out the fundamental theories of the universe, with a little help from his guide. Not long after he had started, Asuka wandered over to him. "Whatcha workin on, Shinji?" "Basic physics primer," he mumbled, not quite paying attention to her. "Oh that's simple! Here, let me!" She turned the screen slightly and leaned over his shoulder to tap on the keyboard. Shinji didn't move a muscle, as Asuka's position had moved certain parts of her tightly up against his back. When she had entered the answer, she hit the 'check' button, which popped up a 'CORRECT' box. Shinji looked at her, puzzled. "How can you solve a hard problem like this and not do well in class?" Asuka shrugged, sighing, "It's these squiggles you Japanese call a written language! I'm not doing well on tests because it takes so long to read the questions, I don't finish." "You can't read the Kanji?" "I didn't have to study it in college," Asuka bragged. "Yet another piece of the puzzle that is Asuka Langley Sohryu," Shinji thought, then replied, "Yeah, I thought Misato had mentioned something like that." Shrugging off the comment, Asuka pointed at another question. "So what's this one say?" Shinji felt Shizuka laughing. "It's about thermal expansion." In his head he added, "Which I already understand." Asuka laughed. "Oh, that's kids stuff. To put it simply, things expand when they get hot and shrink when they get cold." Shinji nodded, and was about to go back ot his work, when Asuka cupped her breasts in her hands. She continued to talk, as well. "So, if I were to warm up my breasts with my hands, would they get bigger or smaller?" Shinji thought for a moment, then grinned as Shizuka whispered to him. Out loud, he replied, "Well, that would depend. Your hands are probably colder than your torso, so your breasts would get smaller. However, for the sake of argument, if your hands were warmer than your breasts, they still wouldn't expand very much because the temperature difference is so low." Asuka gaped at him, as he continued, "In any event, if your breasts changed size, your very lovely top wouldn't fit you properly, and that would be terribly embarrasing. So, their present size is obviously the best, and your question is nonsense." Asuka was red with embarrasment. "How dare you talk about my breasts like that!" she yelled, in an attempt to cover her blush. "Well, you did use them in your example. But the rest of you is just as lovely. Would you rather we talk about another body part?" Shinji was just barely maintaining his straight face. Shizuka was laughing so loud Shinji was worried someone might hear, even if it was only in his mind. Asuka, now totally embarrased, yelled "Hentai Shinji!" then spun around and marched off to the far end of the pool. Shinji snickered, and went back to his work. "You know, that was pretty fun!" he said softly. "Are you referring to Pilot Sohryu's embarrasment?" Rei's soft voice said behind him. Shinji turned to look at her, and was struck by how pretty she looked. Fighting a grin, he replied, "Not at all. I was just having fun talking to her." Rei blinked, confused. "It's hard to describe, really," Shinji said, noting Rei's confusion. "You see, Asuka tends to contradict herself. For example, she constantly complains about people staring at her body, then she goes and buys the most revealing swimsuit she can. I just wanted to show her that. I don't know if she realized it or not, but it was fun trying." "I see. Is it common for females to do this?" Rei asked. "Well, most girls our age are one way or the other. They either go out of their way to show off their bodies if they think they're attractive enough, or to hide them if they are embarrased about themselves. Why?" Rei had to pause for a moment, then asked, "Am I atractive enough to wear such things?" Shinji was a bit thrown by that one, but made a passable recovery. "Well, in your case, a more conservative look would suit you better. You are pretty, but that pale skin should probably stay as covered as possible. Skin damage would not be good for you. Then again," he said with a chuckle, "I'm not a girl, so I'm not the best one to ask. Maybe Hikari or Misato would help you?" Rei nodded, and left, still dripping water. "Man that girl is odd," Shinji thought, turning once again to his work. "You have no idea!" Shizuka echoed. The pair sighed in unison, and Shinji moved on to the next question. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Later, when Shinji and Asuka walked back into the apartment, they found Misato waiting for them. Shinji was worried that she was in her full uniform, and apparently sober as a priest on sunday. In his head, Shizuka muttered: "Misato plus sober plus uniform plus day off equals what?" "Angel?" Shinji asked. "But we haven't heard any sirens, so it can't be very close!" Misato interrupted his conversation. "Get your stuff put away, then get in the car. We've got an Angel to kill. You'll be briefed when we arrive at Central Dogma." In a flashback to their synch training, Shinji and Asuka nodded together, then replied in unison, "Yes, Ma'am!" They swiftly put their small duffels in their rooms, and were at the car and ready in less than ten minutes. While the blue sportscar raced down the roads, Asuka asked, "This seems... strange. If the Angel was attacking, you would have called us earlier, right?" Shinji picked up on the thought. "So this is an offensive? We know where it is?" Misato just drove. Shinji was a bit upset that she wouldn't answer, but then he heard Shizuka. "Yes. Sandalphon, the Eighth Angel, is still in what you could call an 'egg.' It's deep in an active volcano, so they'll have to use the D-Type equipment. This Angel is all Asuka's, Shinji." Shinji couldn't help but be happy at that. "Well, I hope she does well." Just then, they arrived at the parking deck, and Misato herded them to an elevator so they could get to the conference room. Rei and Ritsuko were already there, and the lightboard display was on, though blank. As Shinji and Asuka moved into line with Rei, Ritsuko activated the display, showing a picture of the embryonic Sandalphon. She explained the situation, and Shinji mostly tuned it out. "Due to the extreme heat and pressure," she was saying when he turned his attention back to her, "we will have to make use of the D-Type equipment. This will allow you total mobility under the lava. Now, the pilot for this mission will be-" "Ooh! Me!" Asuka yelled. "I'd love to go diving!" Shinji smiled. "Well, there we go! She'll do it." "Yes, Asuka," Misato said with a slight smile. "You will have to pilot this mission. The D-Type equipment hasn't been standardized for use with the prototype, and as we have found, Shinji can't swim. Not that you'd be able to swim in lava, but Asuka is better suited to this mission." Asuka crowed with glee, and Shinji sighed and shook his head. Rei then asked, "What will I be doing at this time?" Ritsuko replied, "You will remain here on standby as a backup." Then, noting the location on the map, Shinji asked, "Misato, aren't there some hot springs nearby that area?" "Yes indeed!" Then she smiled. "When we finish, we'll go there and relax." Shinji felt Shizuka slide his eyes over to Rei, and he noticed that she looked a bit sad. Taking a wild guess, he asked, "Well, when we're done, why don't we have Rei join us? I'm sure she'd love to come, wouldn't you Rei?" He turned to look at her, a friendly smile on his lips. Rei blushed and looked down at her toes. "I-I...would enjoy that." Dr. Akagi nodded, and said, "Very well, once the Angel is taken care of we'll have truck drop you off at the site." Rei smiled ever so slightly, and Misato grinned. "Alright people! Enough lollygagging! Get changed, and Asuka and Shinji can mount up!" Shizuka snickered in Shinji's head. "Heh, that brings to mind a nice image..." Shinji sighed, seeing the picture all too clearly. "Have I mentioned lately you've been a major hentai ever since the date?" he thought. Then, not caring whether he got a reply or not, he turned and made his way down the hall, getting ready to go. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ While they were in the air, Shinji opened a private comm box to Asuka. Despite the riduculous suit she had on, Shinji was doing his best to cheer the redheaded Pilot up. "Say Asuka?" "Yeah?" Shinji fumbled for a second, then asked, "I'm on dinner duty tommorow. What would you like?" Asuka thought for a moment, then asked, "Any chance of us getting some real meat? I could go for a nice steak." Shinji nodded, mentally lamenting the loss of yet another paycheck. "No problem. I'm gonna guess you'll want a baked potato to go with?" Asuka smiled. "Thanks Shinji, but you don't need to try and cheer me up. I'm fine! Really!" Shinji smiled back. "Oh, and I can't just do something nice for you out of the goodness of my heart?" "You're such a stooge." She flicked off the connection. Shinji sighed. "I'll never understand that girl." Shizuka agreed. "Women like her are more complex than Unit One's internal schematic." Shinji sweatdropped. "I see." As their transports landed, Shinji looked around, noting the locations of the various equipment tent and the command tent. Hooking up his power, he got ready to sit for a good long while. Then, sighing, he absently began humming songs to pass the time. "With the amount of money and time they spent developing the Evas, they could've at least put in a Solitare program." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ As his mind drifted back to reality, he heard Asuka confirming the capture of the Angel. For a few minutes, there was nothing, then: "It's going CRAZY!" "Asuka!" he yelped, and began activating targeting programs, downloading datafeeds from the HQ tent, and grabbing a live feed from Asuka's entry plug so he could find out what the hell was going on. "Thank Kami-sama for Shizuka's help memorizing those commands," he thought, then turned his full attention to Asuka's fight. He quickly realized things were going bad. When Misato ordered him to drop her his prog knife, he flung it down with all the force he could muster out of the purple beast. When it appeared that the Angel had somehow not been damaged, his mind began to race. Then, he realized that the lava's heat had expanded the Angel so it was more resistant. "Asuka, think PHYSICS!!" He didn't even ralize he had said it aloud until after the fact. Asuka, fortunately, understood, and ordered the coolant transfered to one pipe. As he heard the confirmation of the Angel's defeat, he noticed on one of his displays that her support cables were about to give out. Quickly brining up a private window, he yelled to Misato, "She's gonna fall! Let me go in after her!" "Negative! We can't lose two Evas today!" she replied, sorrow flooding her voice. He could see the tears in her eyes as she ordered him to remain in his position. Over the comm window, he could hear Asuka whisper, "I defeated the angel, but I'm still going to die?" She seemed so sad, but almost like she was welcoming her death. Shinji growled deep in his throat. He was NOT going to let Asuka drown so soon after they had started getting along! "Fuck this shit!" he swore over open channels. "I'm going in! You can fire me AFTER I save her!" Before Misato could yell at him, he had lept in. He could feel the extreme heat even through his entry plug, but he shrugged it off like a fly buzzing in his ear. He spotted Asuka, just a few hundred meters down, and scrambled down the rocks grabbing her coolant hoses. As he hauled her up, he could hear her astonishment. "Baka Shinji. Now we're in a lot of trouble." But she smiled, and that was all the reward Shinji needed as he climbed the volcano's walls. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ No longer the purple giant, Shinji Ikari felt much smaller than normal as he sat meekly in front of Misato. "YOU FUCKING MORON!" Katsuragi raged. "HOW COULD YOU BE SO STUPID?! YOU COULD HAVE GOT YOURSELF _KILLED_!! We CANNOT afford to lose more Evas than neccessary! I have half a mind to shoot you for treason! Do you understand that?!" Shinji just sat there. "I don't care." Misato was taken aback by that. "What?" "I don't care, Misato," Shinji said in a soft voice. "I saved her life. That's all that matters to me. I can't let someone die while I can save them. Asuka's my friend! I couldn't just leave her there to die. She... She's to important to me." Misato's expression softened. "Good." "Wha?" Misato ruffled Shinji's hair. "I'm proud of you. You did what you thought was right, and you pulled it off. But sometimes, Shinji, we have to make decisions like the one I made today. We can't always protect everyone. Sacrifices are neccessary every once in a while. You really could have died trying to save her. If you hadn't succeeded, we would have lost two Evas instead of one. We can't take losses like that. "This is war, Shinji. People die. And the next time you disobey my orders I'll shoot you myself." As shinji reeled from that revelation, Misato smiled again. "Now, those hot springs are waiting for us. Let's go." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ When they arrived, Rei was waiting near the enterance, with a small warm-water penguin nearby. As the Nerv personnel piled out of their jeep, Rei smiled. Her friends had survived another battle, and that made her feel good, somehow. Shinji noticed her happy expression, and smiled back at her. She seemed a bit startled, and turned away. Shinji shook his head, and led Pen-Pen to the male springs. As he soaked, he enjoyed the soothing warmth of the mineral water. Leaning back, he listened to Shizuka. "You did a good thing today, Shinji. You not only saved a life at great risk to yourself, but you got a little closer to Asuka." "How do you figure that?" Shizuka sighed. "You may not realize it, but Asuka is not as strong as she like people to think she is. Inside that shell of hers, thick as it is, is a frightened little girl who needs someone to love her. She isn't so different from you, really." Shinji wasn't convinced, but just then he heard Asuka's voice. "Hey Shinji! Can you throw us some body shampoo! We're out!" "Sure thing! Stand back!" He lobbed it over in a high arc. he was surprised to hear a cry of pain, and realized he had hit Misato. "Watch where you're throwing!" she yelled. "Now I'm gonna have a bruise!" Asuka's snicker could be heard through the wall. "Yeah, a nice blue accent to your scar there!" Shinji paled. There was no way he could have hit her there! He climbed out of the bath, and wrapped his towel around his waist. He stumbled on one of the steps into the hallway, falling past the opening, and suddenly found himself up against something warm, damp and soft. "Oh shit!" Shizuka cursed, spotting a flash of red in the corner of Shinji's eye just as he closed his eyes. Shinji opened his eyes to see Asuka sprawled underneath him, her towel having fallen open when she fell. His eyes rapidly drank in the sight, and his brain filed the image away for future perusal. Shinji didn't notice it right away, but his towel had fallen open as well. He flushed crimson with embarrasment as he realized the softness in his hand was Asuka's breast. He froze, shocked. Fortunately, Asuka was also stunned, both by the position they had ended up in and the knock on the head she'd gotten from the floor when they fell. Also fortunately, Shizuka was unaffected. Shizuka quickly assumed control of Shinji's body, and jerked him upright. Squeezing his eyes shut and stuttering apologies, Shizuka stumbled Shinji's body down the hall, hitting a few walls and the doorframe before shutting the door behind him. Asuka slowly gathered up her towel and wrapped herself back up slowly, still not quite believing what had happened. Then she smiled slightly, and went to her room to get dressed. When Shinji had dressed and managed to get control of his racing heart, he opened the door. Asuka was waiting for him. As Shinji opened his mouth to apologize, Asuka cut him off. "Before you say anything," she said, "I want to thank you for rescuing me. If it hadn't been for you, I wouldn't have made it out of that volcano." Moving closer, she whispered softly, "And to show my apreciation, I'll let tonight's little accident slide with a warning. But," she continued in a much louder voice, "don't get ANY ideas! You're still just a stooge." Shinji sighed, relieved. "Thanks, Asuka-chan." Then, he said, "Come on, I hear they're serving barbecue in the dining room tonight. My treat." Asuka laughed. "You're on, Shinji!" They raced down the halls, Asuka barely ahead. When they arrived, Shinji was out of breath, but he hurried over to the buffet table where the food was laid out. "Hey! Lookie Shinji! They've got hamburgers!" Shinji glanced at the sandwiches, but decided not to try one. Grabbing a grilled veggi-kabob, he spotted Rei and Misato at a table in the corner. He and Asuka joined them, and they enjoyed their meal. "So, Shinji? Weren't you afraid when you jumped into the lava without protection?" Asuka asked around a mouthful of fries. "At the time, I was't even thinking about it. But now, I'm absolutely terrified. And my skin itches, like I got burned, even though I'm fine." Rei nodded. "Your Eva was in molten lava for several minutes. You would have to suffer some feedback." Shinji sighed. "And I only recovered from the Fifth Angel a little while ago! I'm tired of feeling like a boiled crab." Asuka perked up. "Hey, I haven't had crab in a long time! Let's try that some night!" Shinji smacked his head down on the table. "Fine. I'll go shopping tommorow for all the groceries." Asuka and Misato laughed at his predicament, while Rei simply looked thoughtful. Shizuka offered some encouragement. "Don't worry Shinji! At least I don't make fun of you!" Shinji was not impressed. "You don't need to. I get enough already." "Oh, cheer up! Look, you're spending a night in a luxury room with three lovely ladies! What more could a guy ask for?" Shinji sat back up, and took another bite of food. "A vacation." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Author's notes: Wow! Another one down, and things are getting hectic. I had every intent of enjoying this chance to have some fun with the Eva crew during this short time before everything goes to pieces. This and the next book are going to be much more lighthearted and fun that the others, with all kinds of innuendo and jokes. The scene with Shinji and Rei was one of my favorites for the comedic aspect it added to the show, but it simply didn't work in my new universe. So I re-wrote it to use Asuka instead. I also realized that I haven't sent the kids to school yet, so I'm going to do one or two scenes in the next one with the other two Stooges. The next chapter is going to break the tradition of one Angel per book. Because the ninth and tenth Angels were rather boring and uninvolved, I'm going to put them both in the same segment. I'm also going to push Rei's new personality to the edge with the next one. Shinji needs to learn how to swim before we deal with the 11th angel, so it's more swimming lessons for him! This time, though, Rei is going to try to help too. Just wait and see, you'll like it. Asuka's reaction to the incident at the end of the chapter is largely based on the idea that she doesn't think of Shinji as a major pervert. She realized he wouldn't do such a thing on purpose, especially not to her! So she's a bit more lenient with him than she normally would be in the original timeline. Asuka and Shinji's relationship is going to get much closer soon. Our boy is in for a rough ride, though! What with getting absorbed, dealing with Asuka's mood swings, and the slow depression, he won't get out without some marks. For now, though, stay tuned! Know thy Enemy isn't over yet! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- AAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDD NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW............ OMAKE!!!! YEEEAAAHHH!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------Asuka pointed at another question. "So what's this one say?" Shinji felt Shizuka laughing. "It's about thermal expansion." In his head he added, "Which I already understand." Asuka laughed. "Oh, that's kids stuff. To put it simply, things expand when they get hot and shrink when they get cold." Shinji nodded, and was about to go back ot his work, when Asuka cupped her breasts in her hands. She continued to talk, as well. "So, if I were to warm up my breasts with my hands, would they get bigger or smaller?" Shinji thought for a moment, then stood up. "Let's experiment and find out, shall we?" He took a step toward her, and reached out to hold her breasts. "Hmm... Bigger, I'd say!" Asuka's face went totally red with anger and embarrasment. "HENTAI SHINJI!!!!!" she growled, and launched him through the roof with a massive uppercut. As Shinji's body tumbled through the air, accellerating rapidly towards his death on the hard ground, Shizuka sighed. "Oh well, back to the drawing board!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- }=]End of File}=]
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