hightech redneck humor

If you have old computers up on blocks in your front yard.
If your e-mail address ends in "over-yonder.com"
If you connect to the World Wide Web via a " Down Home Page" (ed note- GUILTY)
If the bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a lap top".
If your laptop has a sticker that says "Protected by Smith and Wesson".
If you wire your network with old jumper cables.
If you've ever doubled the value of your pick-up truck by installing a cellular phone
If your deer rifle has laser-guided bullets.
If your baseball cap reads "DEC" instead of "CAT".
If your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.
If your wife has ever said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her.
If you've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer on.
If you refer to your computer as "Ole Bessie".
If your screen saver is a bitmap of your favorite truck, tractor or farm animal.
If you start all your e-mail with the words "Howdy y'all"
If your computer is held together by Duct Tape and/or baling wire.
If the gun rack in your pickup has a laptop hanging on it.

Got another? Send it to me. JOHN GAHRMANN and I'll put it here