For those of you who really don't give a flip,
just close the url!!!!!

OHHHH, you don't remember me???? heehee

OK, here I am.....

OPPS, failed to mention that is BEFORE!!!

Well, I have had a lot of catastroples in my life lately.

To start, my beautican scolded me for cutting my own hair,
(sob, cry) AND, she found another grey hair!!! (bummer)

Then I stepped on the scale and had gained a pound, WOW!!!
(don't understand that, I have watched every malted milk ball I put in my mouth, :(

I broke my best mirror.....I just held it up and looked at me.... and that sucker shattered into a million pieces!! (they don't make 'em like they used to)

I put a hole in my favorite dress with these dumb high heels!!!!!
(gonna start going bare-footed to work!!!!)

And to top it all off, I broke my longest nail. (and this one was REALLY mine!)

So, no wonder I have turned into Mrs. WEERWOLF, right????
YES, I knew you would understand!! (you could not resist the big brown eyes, right?)

A good friend of mine said he would tell me to hold my chin up, but with my luck, a bird would poop in my face!! (Thanks Rob, excellent advice.)

Well anyway, I am over all that, I have screamed my lungs out,
(that is why I am typing and not talking),
and my head is back on straight.

(see, life handed me some lemons and I made a chocolate pie topped with chocolate syrup to eat with my chocolate cake.)

See, back to normal.....

So, just wanted to tell you I'm sorry I have been out of touch,
just have had tooooo many problems at one time and NO ONE needs to hear all about my probs when you have probs of your own!!!

SO, look out all you folks that were crazy enough to let me add you to my ICQ list!

CAUSE I'M BACK! :-()

AND I'm gonna start bugging you again, (opps, better put me on invisible)

CYA on line! (if you dare)

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