20. Jerking The Kirk
19. All Hands To The Bridge
18. Engaging The Turbolift
17. Leading The Away Team
16. Bopping The Borg
15. Fluffing The Ferengi
14. Working The Transporter Beam
13. Womping The Worf
12. Taking The Shuttlecraft Out Of The Bay
11. Maintaining The Jefferies Tube
10. Spanking The Spock
9. Abusing The Holodeck
8. Breaking In The Starfleet Cadet
7. Jamming The Janeway
6. Operating The Impulse Drive
5. Breaking The Prime Directive
4. Trimming The Tribble
3. Maneuvering The Wormhole
2. Making The Vulcan Smile
... And the Number One Star Trek Masturbation Euphemism, is.........
1. Chekov