Here are some funny Simpsons sound bytes: Homer needs the number for 911 Girl Scouts with drinking problems "Alcohol increases you ability to drive." Beer kills brain cells Burns's heart starts again Meltdowns APB car description Simpson's Catch Phrases Homer's five stages of death "Doughnuts... is there anything they can't do?" Chief Quimby's DOA/DWI confusion "How is EDUCATION supposed to help me feel smarter?..." "...Eskimos are make-believe." "I'ma Big Fat Dynamo!" Homer's phone troubles Homer talks about the government Barney's heart stops Homer trys to join a cult "...Do what the kid says." Krusty Burger vs. McDonald's Homer buys a Krusty Doll A Magical Animal "Maaaaaaaaatlooooooooooooock..." "No TV and no beer make homer go crazy!" "Ohhhh.... twenty dollars.  I wanted a peanut." Moe's prank calls Homer forgets taxes Lisa makes propetual motion machine Homer becomes Mr. Thompson Homer looks up the word "Wedding" Four day weekend