NEW TRAFFIC SIGNS
 
 
I was riding my bicycle
 
when I saw a woman lying down.
We fooled around
 
until she was ready.
 
First she opened one leg.
 
Then the other.
 
I put it in.
 
She complimented me on my size
and weight.
 
After a lot of coming and going
we tried different styles
 
and speeds.
 
When I reached the point of no return 
she shouted “STOP!”
 
She said she wasn’t on the Pill.
My excitement died.
 
Nine months later she phoned from the hospital.
I was a father.
 
My world collapsed.
 
I now walk.