2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 Frech men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted
island in the middle
of nowhere, the following has occured:
* One Italian man killed the other Italian
man for the Italian woman.
* The two French men and the French woman
are living happily together in a menage a trois.
* The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule
of when they alternate with the German woman.
* The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each
other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
* The 2 English men are waiting for someone
to introduce them to the English woman.
* The Bulgarian men took a long look at the
endless ocean and one look at the Bulgarian woman and they started swimming.
* The two American men are contemplating
the virtues of suicide, while the American woman keeps on bitching about
her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything
that they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household
chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much
nicer, and how her relationship with her mother is improving. But at least
the taxes are low and it is not raining.
* The Irish began by dividing the island
into North and South and by setting up a distillery. They do not remember
if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first
few litres of coconut whiskey, but at least the English are not getting
any.