Western Guerillas In The China Mist

Thoughtful Gorilla oops Guerilla

Top Ten Best & Worst Things About Living in China a.k.a. good news/bad news

Top Ten Best Things About Living In China

1. The people

2. Karaoke hostesses

3. Drinking heavily

4. Caesar salad at the Lido Holiday Inn coffee shop

5. High speed driving on highway from Tianjin to Beijing

6. Hotel front desk check-in girls

7. The Forbidden City

8. Cheap vegetables

9. Cute girl babies

10. Soft sleeper train trips

 

Top Ten Worst Things About Living In China

1. The people

2. Bureaucrats

3. Paperwork

4. Lies, dishonesty, cruelty, and vindictiveness between Chinese people

5. Smelly bathrooms

6. Spitting on sidewalks and everywhere else

7. Arrogance of Chinese people toward westerners

8. Pushing in mass mobs/refusal to line up in an orderly manner

9. Not so cute, spoiled boy babies

10. Concern for form and face above all else

 

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