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JESUS IS THE GREATEST POTTER-why?- just click it!

Where do Our Prayers Go??-hmmm!!!Good?

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How Could We Ever Doubt??!!

Are you related to Joseph, the earthly father of JESUS.Just click it!

Can You Guess 3 MOST IMPORTANT WORDS in the whole Universe

Do You Know,Who always say "I LOVE YOU" to all of us including to his murderers??

Do You Know Where I learned Everything about life Including Survival skills & Sportsmanship??!!

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PEACE,PEACE,PEACE PLEASE!!!



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Happy,Blessed & prosperous year 2009 & PEACE on earth.Give A HUGE CHANCE FOR PEACE.ACT LOCALLY AND THINK GLOBALLY SO THAT ALL THE PEOPLE CAN LIVE IN/AT PEACE AND FEEL FREE TO SHARE THIS EARTH (EXACTLY THE WAY OUR GOD ALMIGHTY CREATED EACH AND EVERYONE OF US UNIQUELY).DO NOT PROCRASTINATE TO HELP PEOPLE. HELP IS NOT A HELP IF IT IS NOT TIMELY. Thank you

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    • 1. TORONTOSTOCKEXCHANGE(TSE>
    • 2. WALL STREET SMART
      a. how to evaluate your portfolio
      b. when to buy bonds

    • 3. HOW OLD ARE YOU?

    • 4. HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE??
      a. Unethical,Illegal,Technique!!!!
      b. Nobel Price Winner in Economics-1998
      c. Priceless Gifts
      d. The power of Freedom

    • 5. SOME JOKES, REALLY LOL

    • 6. ALBERT MEMORIAL

    • 7. FOOD FOR THOUGHT
      a. ATTITUDE CHECK
      b. Soda vs Milk
      c. Alzheimers Disease
      d. Power Browser
      e. Monkeys can count too


    • 8. SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY

      !!!!!ALERT**DANGEROUS DISADVANTAGES OF ELECTRO MAGNETIC BRAIN STIMULATION****
      *******REFER****SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN-September 2003 issue pages 67-73***

      a. micro needles
      b. leukemia
      c. malaria
      d. cancer
      e. carbondioxide
      f. water scarcity in africa
      g. Wear(Where)Pc's go from here
      h. A visit quarterly to doctor's office for birth control
      i. The Calcium connectio
      j. Composition of Planet Earth
      k. Microchips that are skin deep
      l. Brain becomes the mouse
      m. Rewiring the eye
      n. Custom make your song
      o. Plowing into the future
      p. Do you want to bake a chicken fast
      q. Litmus test for IQ
      r. Any organ could be developed from stem cells
      s. Do u want to know who is telling the TRUTH
      t. Most expensive physics book
      u. Videos from inside engine
      v. Worlds' largest Globe
      w. Data on your EYE
      x. Monitoring cool trucks

    • 9. SUCCESS Vs FAILURE



    • 10.OVERVIEW OF THE HOLY BIBLE

      a.Interesting & Investigative way to begin reading the BIBLE
      HOLY BIBLE REFERENCE (OLD + NEW TESTAMENT)

      THE TORAH (JEWISH HOLY BOOK)

      SPECIAL: Joseph was put in Jail unjustly, by potiphor's wife!!!

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      Where to find help when

      AFRAID :Mark 4:35-41, Psalm 56:3,4,10,11
      ATTACKED :Luke 23:34, Psalm 35:1,2, Psalm 54: 1-4
      BROKENHEARTED : 1Thess 4:13-18,Revelation 21:3-5, Psalm 147:3
      BITTER or CRITICAL :Mathew 7:1-5,Romans14:10-13,Psalm73: 21-25
      CHOOSING A CAREER : Romans 12 :1-2, James 1:5-8
      CONSCIOUS OF SIN :Luke 15:11-24,1 John1:5-10,psalm 51, psalm 103:12
      CONSIDERING MARRIAGE : Matthew 19:4-6, Ephesians 5:22-23, Hebrews 13:4
      CONTEMPLATING REVENGE :Romans 12:17-19, 1 Thess 5:15, 1 Peter 2:21-23
      DESPERATE :Psalm 55:16,17,22,Psalm61 :1-3,Psalm62: 1-2,Psalm94:18-22
      DISTRESSED or TROUBLED :Romans8:28-39,2Cor4:8-18,Psalm9:9-10,Psalm50
      Doubting:Mark 9:23-24,John20:24-29,Psalm53:1
      ALCOHOLISM:1cOR10:31,Epes5:18,1Thess5:6-8
      DRUG ABUSE:John8:34-36,Psalm139:1-14,1Cor6:12-20
      ENVY:Gala5:26,Phil4:11,James 3:14-18
      FACING DEATH:John 3:16,John 14:1-3,Rev 21:4,Psalm 23:4
      FAILURE:Hebr4:14-16,Psalm73:26,Psalm 77,Psalm 8411
      FAITH IS WEAK:Math 8:5-13,Luke 12:23-31,Hebr 11
      FAR FROM GOD:James 4:8,Psalm 42:5-11,Psalm 139:1-18,Luke 19:10
      UNSATISFIED:1Cor1:25-31,2Cor12:9-10,Phil4:12,13,Psalm138:8
      BETRAY OF FRIENDS:Luke 17:3-4,2Tim4:16-18,Psalm 41,Psalm 27:10-14
      ILL or PAIN:2Cor12:9,10,James5:14-16,Psalm38:3-10,Psalm103:1-4
      Threatened : Mark 4:37-41,1Peter3: 13-14, Psal 27:1-3,Psalm 118 :6-9
      INSULTED or INTIMIDATED:1Peter 2:20-23,Psalm3, Psalm 55:20-22
      JUST RETIRED :Matthew 6:33,34, Phill 4:12,13
      TEMPTED TO LIE : John 8:44, Ephes.4:25,Rev.21:8
      LONELY : Rev. 3: 20, Psalm 23
      LOOKING FOR A JOB :Coloss 3:17,23, Psalm 71: 3
      NEEDING GUIDANCE : Romans 12 :1-2, Psalm 32 : 8-10
      NEEDING PEACE :John 14 :27, Romans 5: 1-2, Phill 4 : 4-7
      PRAYING : Luke 11 :1-13, John 14 : 12-14,1John 5 : 14,15, Psalm 66 : 17-20
      SEXUAL IMMORALITY :1 cor 6: 9-13, Gal 5 :19-23,1Thess4 :3-7




      JESUS is the greatest Potter in the whole Universe


      because
      The pot he was shaping from the clay was marred in his hands; so the potter formed it into another pot, shaping it as seemed best to him. Jeremiah 18:4 NIV


      GREATEST POTTER
      So broken was this pot of clay Who'd want it now? No good. Then JESUS came along and said, It's valuable-I would? So He redeemed it for a price, Then placed it on the wheel. And with His nail-scarred hands began To mold and shape and heal. On the wheel the pot remained And let CHRIST have his way. Enduring reconstruction It freely chose to stay. I too was like that broken pot When JESUS came for me And started to remold my life A vision He could see. My yielding to the hands of CHRIST- Though painful,now I see My life restored;I am whole again T'was CHRIST who molded me.
      By- Mary Ellen. Florida

      O great and gentle Potter

      I lie before You on this day, A Cracked and broken vessel, A helpless bit of clay. Touch me, Potter, smooth away Each broken place you see; Remold me in your likeness And set Your mark on me. With your gentle hands, then, place me. In Your purifying flame, And fire me to perfection; Make me worthy of Your name
      By-Sherry LM. Texas

      HOW ARE YOU FEELING

      It's about all I feel like right now A lump of cold, unyielding clay. Please, GOD, make me into a useful vessel- A pitcher to pour out love on- -someone-, A vase to hold fragrant blossoms of Your presence- Punch me down and start all over; I longed to be formed anew.
      By-Suzanne, Kentucky


      Where do Our Prayers Go?!!!-hmmm


      My heart was heavy-burdened As I bowed by my bed---I thought of all my prayers and countless tears I'd shed.I cried out from my heart,"Lord, where do my prayers go?, I know that You have heard them,For Your Word tell me so."Then my eyes fell on the pages and the Word to me was shown. Hope swelled within me as I read,"Your prayers are kept by MY throne". For no prayer is ever wasted. They are kept in bowls of gold. They are the fragrance of heaven, their aroma can n'er be told. To think that sacred scent wafting on the heavenly breeze flows there from the faithful saints who spend time on their knees.
      By-Joyce. Kansas




      GENEALOGY OF JESUS

      ABRAHAM ISSACJACOBJUDAHPEREZHEZRONRAMAMMINADABNAHSHONSALMONBOAZOBEDJESSEDAVID SOLOMONREHOBOAMABIJAHASAJEHOSHAPHATJORAMUZZIAHJOTHAMAHAZHEZEKIAHMANASSEHAMONJOSIAHJECONIAH SHEALTIELZERUBBABELABIHUDELIAKIMAZORZADOKACHIMELIUDELEAZERMATTHANJACOBJOSEPH JESUS

      14 Generations from Abraham to David
      14 Generations from David to Jeconiah(Deportation to Babylon)
      14 generations from Deportation to Babylon to JESUS

      How Could we ever doubt??

      O Lord,--You taught us to pray and not to give up, Counselled us to call on You, -Encouraged us to find our strength in You, -Exhorted us to bring our requests to You, -Invited us to cry out to you-And asked us to believe that You will answer.-How Could we ever doubt??


      JESUS LOVES YOU


      you probabbly guessed the answer. It is JESUS who loves all of us. As you look at the above crosses, you can conclude that JESUS died on the cross for the sins of this materialistic world and on Easter, the 3rd cross was empty which signifies that the Lord JESUS CHRIST is Risen


    • 1. TORONTO STOCK EXCHANGE(TSE)>
    • In 1975 someone add up the values of all 300 companies in this index. The value =36 billion and fixed the TSE 300 index@1000
    • If the TSE index increase by 2 points mean that the total value of the 300 companies in the index has increased by $1.82 million, from the previous days' total.
    • To increase of 1% change in all the companies in the 300 index. TSE has to increase by 33 points.
    • In August 1981 TSE fall by 44% from 2400 to1350
    • In 1987 it get trippled to 4000
    • In the long term from 1976 to 1987 , the TSE increased by 2900 points or increased by 264%
    • That is 24%/year growth, but inflation doubled within this period.therefore real rate of increase =12%


    • 2.WALL STREET SMART
        NOW IS THE TIME TO SELL YOUR SHARES & GET OUT OF STOCK MARKET & BUY SOME LAND & LEAVE IT FOR A WHILE UNTIL A DEVELOPER PAYS YOU A GREAT PRICE & THEREFORE MULTIPLE FOLD RETURN ON YOUR INVESTMENT WITHOUT SWEATING & NOT PAYING ANY COMMISSION TO THE STOCK BROKERS, IT'S THE, THE , THE, THE SELLING TIME OF YOUR STOCKS/SHARES & LIVE HAPPY & HEALTHY LIFE WITH YOUR FAMILY
        In 1946 My grand father bought 500 shares of "HALOID" @9/share
        in 1948 share price /share of HALOID increased to $16/share
        In 1949 after Haloid changed it's name to XEROX the share price/share, went down to $14/share
        My grandpa sold all the shares in 1949, @$14/share
        Total of sale proceeds = 500shares X $14/share=$7,000
        Sale proceeds-cost of the shares(in 1946)=$7000-4500=$2500
        But if my grandpa would have held these same shares until 1969, the total share price for the same 500 shares=$10,000,000(10 million dollars)
        This teach us a lesson of holding the shares for longer time and to have patience

        how to evaluate your portfolio ***2a.FOLLOW THE TEST TO SEPERATE GOOD BUY FROM GOODBYE***

        The ultimate test of any portfolio is how well it holds up during downturn

        Step # 1
        Is it a great stock or a grief stock
        Over thr long run Stock price is driven by one thing and one thing only, growth in earnings and that is driven by the growth in revenues. Research the past revenue &earnings/share graph. if u see an upward ,consistent slope of revenue line indicates Excellent growth

        Step # 2
        Is the stock on Sale? Price/Earnings ratio : that is, price paid to receive one dollar of earnings.If Current P/E ratio/Average P/E ratio =o.81, means that to get $1 earnings ,we need to pay 81 cents. therefore the stock is on sale by 20cents.

        But if Current P/E=50, AND Average P/E=27.6, the ratio between the current/average = 1.81, it means inorder to get $1 of earnings we need to pay $1.81, so the price is 80% over the avrage price. so it is not on sale.This point of over the average price nterested the Investors, so put this stock on recheck list,because it is not on sale

        Also try to get the projected P/E for year 2003.If the projected P/E =25 IN YEAR 2003, means Investors will be willing to pay $25 to get $1 of earnigs

        Step # 3
        Dividend yield : we would use this figure to predict Rate of Return in Step #4

        Step # 4
        How high could it go :People buy a stock for what it will do in the future
        Example I want to pick stocks that will double in 5 years time which demands an average annual growth rate of 14.5% Take the projected earnings per share and multiply by the projected P/E ratio, ie : projected earnigs/shareXProjected P/E RATIO= Projected Share Price, example : 2.30X25=$57.50, a gain of $39.50
        Step # 5
        How low it could go? Even though the company is healthy now, assume 30% decline in the share price to $12.60-- a $5.10 loss

        Step # 6
        Is the risk worth the reward?
        Take the projected gain of 39.50 devide it by the projected loss of 5.10, ie : 39.50/5.10 =7.31---Reward per $1 of risk, this means that every dollar he risk he /she gains $7.31.Look for minimum of anticipated $3 reward for $1 OF RISK



        WHEN TO BUY BONDS ****2b.HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF BOND, well, u mean James Bond007!!!, oh no ,I mean BONDS***

        Do you know that the Canadian Bond Marketvalue=951 billion in 1997


        There are certain times it is not the retun ON my investment I am interested in, but the return OF my investment.With the interest rates slowly falling, many investors may fall into Bonds now befor the rates-(which are the same as the bond yield) - fall even more.

        There are 2 types of investors
        1.Buy and hold investors
        If I invest in the Government bonds and hold it ,till it mature,the interest return will be paid for the duration of the term, and the return is secure.This is known as the coupon rate ,because most bonds come with the coupons that can be clipped at the specified dates and cashed for the promised return

        2.If you are not the buy and hold investor, then the things are more complicated, because bonds can be bought and sold just like stocks,and the price you pay to buy a bond is seldom the price that was paid when the bond was initially issued by the govt. body or corporation. when interest rate rate change, the price change, infact prices also change whenevr investors anticipate a movement in interest rates.

        when I bought coupon rate of the bond=5% If price paid =$100, and if the interest rate falls down to 4%, the same bond with the 5% coupon rate could be sold for a premium, probably at $102.
        but if the interest rate increase to 6%, then the price of the bond will be reduced than it's original price. it is called at discount price,I can only sell this bond with 5% coupon, for 98 dollars. ie : $2 discount.



      3.HOW OLD ARE YOU

      • Age is the quality of mind,
      • If you have left your dream behind,
      • If hope is cold,
      • If you no longer look ahead,
      • If your ambition fires are dead,
      • Then you are old.
      • But if from life you take the best,
      • And in life you keep the jest,
      • If love you hold,
      • No matter how the years go by,
      • No matter how the birthday flly-
      • you are not old

      Living instant example of John Glenn, the 77years young
      As the first American to orbit the globe in 1962, John Glenn become the national hero and went to a successful career in the US Senate. He was in space on 29/october/1998, triumphantly returned to the earth. CONGRATULATIONS


      4.HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE


      4a. UNETHICAL, ILLEGAL(CRIMINAL), UNPROFESSIONAL,INHUMANE TREATMENT GIVEN BY SOME POWERFUL PEOPLE(MANIPULATIVE, Opportunistic,so called professionals) TO SOME POWERLESS INDIVIDUALS WITHOUT THEIR WRITTEN CONSENT


      Stereotaxic techniques in which geometric coordinates and Xray examinations are used to place a fine wire tipped with an electrode in the brain thereby enabling the surgeon to reach not only the frontal lobes but the deeper brain structures which lie under them. Once the electrode is placed it can be used either to stimulate that part of the brain with a weak alternating current(remotely) and thus in theory determine what mood or behaviour is affected by that region or to destroy it with the direct current. As a consequence Labotomies have become relatively rare in the united states.(In GOD WE TRUST)
      Source : Mind Control(Book) by Peter Sch rag, Any library may have this book.(A must read for Human/civil rights leaders, Race relations members & INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISTS )

      ALERT : HUMAN RIGHTS OFFICERS/CIVIL RIGHTS OFFICERS, please help these powerless individuals who are being oppressed by this illegal technique, Thank you.


      4b. A Nobel LAUREATE (AMARTYA SEN) blames authoritarian rulers for the real causes of FAMINE

      Societies that attend to the poorest of the poor can save lives, promote their longevity and increase their opportunities through education and production work. Socities that neglect the poor on the other hand may inadvertently allow MILLIONS to die in FAMINE.-Even in the economic boom, as occured during the great famine in Bengal, INDIA in 1943, the subject of SENS; most famous case study

      Sen demonstrated that the Bengal famine was caused by an urban economic boom that raised food prices,thereby causing millions of rural workers to starve to death,when their wages did not keep up. And why did not the government react, by dispensing emergency food relief?? Sens' answer was enlightining. Because colonial India was not democracy he said the british rulers had little interest in listening to the poor ,even in the midst of famine.

      This political observation gave rise to what might be called SENS LAW :Shortfalls in food supply do not cause widespread deaths in a democracy because vote seeking politicians will undertake relief efforts; but even modest food short falls can create deadly famines in AUTHORITARIAN SOCIETY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      Sen has placed great emphasis on poor societies that have achieved high standard in health & education

      COSTA RICA for example, which has an average annual income that is about one fourth the US level, boasts a life expectancy of 76 years.-almost identical to the US'S. rEASON-Costa Rica disbanded its' army in 1949 and focused public spending on public health and education. Brazil, by contrast, has almost the same average income as Costa-rica, but life expectancy that is 10 years lower. Brazil has greater inequalities, and much of the population lives in deep poverty.

      Sen's observations have been taken to heart in the valuable Human Development report issued annually by the UNITED NATIONS' HUMAN DEVELOPMENT PROGRAM. In a world in which 1.5 billion people subsist on less than $1/day, this nobel prize can not JUST a celebration of a wonderful scholar, but also an important call to attend the URGENT NEED & HOPES OF THE WORLDS' POOR

      THANK YOU SEN FOR YOUR ENLIGHTENMENT FOR THE CAUSES OF FAMINE




      4c. PRICELESS GIFTS

      For 2 weeks before November 11, my retired friend JAN, sells poppies for several hours a day on a busy corner in downtown Toronto.Once, a girl about 5 years old, aked him how much a poppy cost?!, As JAN handed her one ,he smiled and impulsively said nothing, someone has already paid the price

      The little girl slipped away to join her mother,who had been watching the scene, from a short distance away. They chatted together, soon the girl ran back to JAN, she put a 10 dollar bill in the collection box, & said "my mother wants me to give this money to the people who paid the price"


      4d. The power of freedom

      Shortly after we moved to a small farm, we decided we'd buy a milk cow. In response to a newspaper ad, I drove to the dairy farm of a Dutch Immigrant.I selected a cow and the farmer and I agreed on a price, but he would not take a personal cheque.

      As my dad who had accompanied me and I turned to leave, he asked the farmer, where in Holland he was from,he named a region and Dad said he had been through it during world war II. The farmer looked at Dad & asked "you were a canadian soldier",Dad nodded. Chocking back emotion the farmer said "when we were starving the canadian soldiers saved us". Not only was my cheque good, but the farmer insisted "this cow has a calf; you take it too"


      5.SMILE ,YOU ARE ON CANDID CAMERA


      • As a member of the RCMP, I was on a routine foot patrol one evening in Jasper, Alberta when I spotted a car travelling the wrong way on a one way street, I stepped into the street and stopped it. when the young fellow rolled down his window, I said "you are going in the wrong way", surprised, he asked "How do you know where I'm going"

      • Our 14 years old daughter had been helping the veterinary work on our cattle ranch, I knew she'd been overdoing it, when one evening she looked critically at the embroidery she was doing and muttered, I didn't get this quite right, I'll have to take the sutures out.

      • Stand up if you want to go to heaven the preacher exhorted his congregation. The worshipers rose as one with the exception of a man in the front pew. Are you telling me you do not want to go to heaven"the preacher thundered". When I die yes, the man responded,bt I thought you were getting up a load right now.

      • In Italy a man went to a priest and confessed,"forgiveness father", he said sobbing.Dring world war II , I hid a refugee in my attic. well the priest replied, that's not a sin. But the man admitted, I made him pay rent.That wasn't very nice the priest said, but you put yourself at risk. OH thank you father, the man said. But I have one more question, what is it? Do you think I have to tell him the war is over.

      • Soon after my grandparents moved into a resthome, I went to visit bringing a guitar my grandfather had taught me to play. As I was singing in the community room, more & more senior citizens came in, which encouraged me to perform louder and bolder, Just then one of the attendants stopped by "sorry, about all the people, he whispered in my ear."we had a small fire and had to move the residents in here for safety"

      • Everyone talks about the effects of tobacco smoke, a husband remarked to his wife,as they got ready for work"whre are the studies on the effects of second hand hair spray"

      • A collge football coach had recruited a top talent, but the player could not pass the entrance exam.Needing the recruit badly the coach went to the dean and asked,if the recruit could take the test orally.The dean agreed & the following day the recruit and the coach seated in his office"okay" the dean said what is seven times seven? The recruit mulled it over for a moment, then said "I think it is 49", suddenly the coach leaped his feet."please dean, he begged,"give him another chance"LOL

      • While patrolling in her cruiser. my wife Sarah a police officer was loudly whistling to the music playing over & over in her head from the Barbery Seville. Suddenly she noticed another cruiser behind her with it's light flashing.She pulled over. The other officer Sam got out of his car and asked Sarah, if she'd been whistling."well,yes. Sarah answered, but how did you know? your mike button is stuck open-you're coming across loud & clear to everyone.

      • During the transit strike our company rented a minibus, which I drove to pick up our employees at designated stops.One morning on the way to work Itried to get the attention of my foreman ,but there was such a big noise in the bus and he did not hear me call out to him. I tried again ,this time yelling "Singh,Singh" The noise stopped abruptly, and a number of surprised passengers burst into song.

      • One of the benefits of my brother-in-laws company is a day off for employees birthdays. Although it seemed unlikely that my company would implement the same plan, I decided to ask my boss,listened and then observed "if anyone deserves the day off on ur birthday, it's ur mother.

      • My cousin Frank & his wife live on the 23rd floor of a high rise.one day after sopping for groceries,they discovered that the elevator was not wrking. Since some of their purchases were perishable,they decided to walk up. To make the trip more pleasant,they took turns telling jokes, when they finally reached the 23rd floor, Frank paused and reached into his pocket," I have the best joke, he said "I left the keys in the car"

      • What's the usual tip? the man growled when a college boy delivered his pizza. 'Well the student replied", this is my first delivery, but the others say such thatif I got a quarter out of you, I'd be doing great."That so" grunted the man. "In that case here is a five dollar" Thanks student said, I will put it in my college fund. By the way, what are u studying?,the man asked. APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY the student replied.

      • Someday I'D like a little brother, a boy mused to a friend. There is only so much u can blame on a dog

      • The minister was on the golf course when he heard a duffer, deep in a sand trap let loose with a stream of profanity. I have often noticed "the minister chided, that the best golfers are not addicted to the use of foul language." 'OF COURSE NOT" ,screamed the man." what do they have to swear about?

      • Arnold complained to his co-worker that he did not know what to get for his wifes' birthday."she already has everything you could think of,and anyway, she can buy herself whatever she likes.here's an idea said the co-worker, make up ur own gift certificate that says thirty minutes of great loving any way u want it, I guarantee she'll be happy.
        The next day Arnolds' co-worker asked : well, did you take my suggestion? yes ,said Arnold. Did she like it? "oh, yes! she jumped up kissed me on my forehead & ran out the door yelling see you in 30 minutes.

      • A man was talking with his maker: GOD, HE SAID, In your infinite wisdom, what is a million years? In my infinite wisdom , million years is like a minute, was the reply. Lord of the universe in ur infinite goodness , what is a million dollars? the man asked.In my infinite goodness , million dollar=1 penny. Would you please give me one penny, the man begged from GOD. aFTER A MOMENT of silence the voice answered, WAIT JUST A MINUTE.

      • After I had been advised by the Incharge nurse to expect a patient with chest pain, I immediately ushered the frail elderly lady who came through the door, from the registration into an examining room. I helped her into a hospital gown, checked her vital signs & attached her to a cardiac monitor. As I was getting the equipments for the blood sample, I explained the procedure. With a bemused look, the patient replied, "I only came to visit my husband & bring his glasses.

      • A grrengrocer put up a sign that read egg plants 25cents each--3 for a dollar. All day long customers came in exclaiming, "DON'T " be rediculous, I should get 4 for a dollar, meely the grocer capitulated & packged 4 egg plants. The tailor next door had been watching this antics, and finally asked the greengrocer, Aren't you going to fix the mistake on your sign? What mistake the grocer asked. before I put up the sign, no one ever bought more than one egg plant.

      • A woman came up behind her husband while he was enjoying his morning coffee, and slapped him on the back of the head, I found a piece of paper in your jacket pocket with the name Marylou written on it" she said furiously, you had better have a good explanation. "Calm down honey", the man replied. Remember last week when I was at the races that was the horse I bet on. The next morning his wife sneaked up and whacked him. What was that for? he complained. Your horse called last night, said the wife.

      • Doing electrical work , my boss was up on a ladder, asking a helper on the ground for a piece of pipe 3 feet long.The wrong sized pipe was handed up to him,and he sent it back."I want a pipe 36" long" he said. again he was given the wrong size. Finally my boss became angry and shouted, why can't I get a piece 3 feet long.?. From the bottom of the ladder the helper responded ,"How do you expect me to get it right if you keep changing the measurements.

      • When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told that the keys had been accidently locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers'-side door. As I watched from the passengers side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open."Hey", I announced to the technician. It's open. "I know answered the young man." I already got that side" LOL, LOL


      6.The Albert Memorial

      After 4 years of restoration, one of londons' best known and most over decorated landmarks was revealed in all it's victorian splendor last week.The Albert memorial in Kensington Gardens was built as a tribute to Queen Victoria's Consort, Prince Albert, who died aged 42 from typhoid in 1861. The massive structure which was completed in 1872, was a public expressions of the nations gratitude to the prince of Saxe-coburg-Gotha, who gave britain the great exhibition of 1851 & With Victoria fathered 9 children.

      More than 150 highly skilled workers restored the memorial to the original design of George Gilbert Scott. They included lead restorers, gilders, Sculptors, Mosaicists, Gemstone Experts, Bronze workers & Stone masons.The centre piece of the restoration is the larger than life figure of Albert, which was stripped of it's gilt covering at the beginning of World war 1, for fear that moonlight shining on the gold might attract the attention of the Zeppelins to Kensington palace. The sculpture has been regilded with a double coating of gold leaf using 1000, 20 page books of 23.5 carat gold. THE QUEEN ELIZABETH, attended the unveilding ceremony calling the restored memorial " A celebration of a great and good life".


      7.FOOD FOR THOUGHT


      • The only limit to how high we can go is how far we can reach out
      • Turn your obstacles into opportunities
      • Success does not come to you, you go to it
      • Catching up is hard to do, lets tackle the hard job right away
      • Perseverance preceeds excellence
      • Broaden your outlook with a new perspective
      • We'll never know our limit until we test them
      • Success come to those who work for it
      • Look for new opportunities to challenge your talents
      • Set backs are only temporary ,new opportunities are ahead
      • Turn todays' set back into tomorrows Victory
      • Face each day with a positive attitude
      • Set a goal and go for it
      • Greatness is achieved not with strength but with perseverance
      • Winners do not set limit, thay set goals
      • That what is excellent is hard to achieve

      7a. ATTITUDE CHECK!!!!

      Dharmapada an early collection of Buddhist verse says "All that we are is the result of what we have thought?.It is founded in our thoughts. If man/woman speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him/her, as the wheel follows the foot of the ox that draws the carriage.If a man/woman speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follow him, like a shadow that never leaves him


      *****7b .Teens are drinking more soft drinks than before. Average teenage boy drinks 3.5 cans/day, more than 110 gallans/year.Kids now drink twice as much soda as milk. 20 years ago The reverse was true. The possible bad effects : Fat kids, rotten teeth& Brittle bones*****

      *****7c .Bad news on Alzheimers disease : High blood levels of homocystene, an amino acid has been linked to heart disease, may also be a risk factor to Alzheimers disease, according to the preliminary research. To drive down your homocystene levels eat food rich in Folate B 12- SUCH AS LEAFY VEGETABLES, egg yolks and ofcourse do not smoke.*****

      7d .POWER BROWSER

      Need a pointing device that can keep up with your cllick-and scroll web browsing habits? Kensington's Web Racer, due out in january may do the trick.Buttons for the most common browsing functions.(Back,Forward, reload,stop and print)same time as do the four programable, buttons & a small touch pad, larger than the typical mouse, the potato shaped web racer can rest on the desk top or in your hand, making it a good choice for use withweb tv devices or living room pc's


      ****30 meters the height of flood bariers that will protect venie from sinking beneargh the waves, if approval is given by Italian Government****

      *****The highest # that 2 rhesus monkeys, named Rosecrantz & Macduff can count upto 9


      8.SCIENCE &TECHNOLOGY


      8a. Hi, Doc!, I am not afraid of needles anymore, hmm, WHY!!??READ BELOW, because of Micro Needles

      8a.MICRO NEEDLES

      Mark Allen & Mark Prausnitz, Electrical and Chemical Engineer respectively from Georgia Institute of Technology- have developed the replacement for conventional hypodermic needles- a small patch covered with hundreds of Microscopic needles that penetrate the skin without causing pain.

      The skins' outer layer the "stratum corneum" is an excellent barrier to the outside world, hence the need to pork a larger needle through it to get the blood stream


      But Prausnitz & Allen figured that very small needles could deliver vaccines & medications just below the stratum corneum. The medication would then diffuse from the tissue into capillaries.

      Since the outer skin does not have any nerve endings- The first extensive nerve layer is below the outermost capillaries-The smaller needles would not cause any pain

      Prausnitz & Allen made their Microneedles out of silicon with the same etching process used to manufacture computer chips.400 microneedles= one tenth of an inch on a side & eac needle id 6 onethousanth of an inch long. You feel something as if you were wearing a band-aid


      The holes left by the microneedles are much smaller than the punctures of the conventional needles, thus lowering the risk of infection.Since the patch is very easy to use, it could be a boon for people with diabetes, who have to give them frequent injections.
      Prausnitz thinks it would not be too hard to add a miroprocesor and a pump making a watch size device that could release drugs over time or even monitor blood levels of various medications and automatically keep them stable. you might actually make it a watch that keep track of time & amount that were delivered at different times.


      ****8b.Good news on Transplants

      Leukemia & other cancer patients who need bone marrow transplants may now have a larger pool of potential donors.Israeli & Italian doctors say that they have vastly improved the odds of a successful transplant between family members whose tissue types do not match perfectly. It's done by transplanting large #s of stem cells---the bone marrow cells that make blood.In Japan doctors report, that sophisticated DNA analysis enabling them to better match donors & recipients who are not related at all.

      ****8c.Malaria

      500 million The estimated # of new cases in malaria every year, resulting in up to 2.7 million deaths, mainly among children in Africa,

      *****8d.Cancer

      The number of new cancer patients in the world each year=20 million.By year 2020, 70 % in developing countries


      *****8e.7,100,000,000,000,000, grams of Carbon dioxide generated by human activity each year.Half of which turn up in the atmosphere*****

      *****8f.447 million africans who will have no access to safe water supplies in year 2000 unless government put in much more investments.*****


      ***8g.wear do pc's go from here

      Xybernauts' mobile assistant 4 is every bit as mobile as you are-because u wear it like a vest. This under 2 pounds Pc combines a 266 Mhz processor, a 4GB hard disk, speech recognition technology instead of a keyboard and a full colour Head mount display.
      Despites its' $5000 price tag, if you need to compute on the go-actually on the feet instead of in the plane or a taxi, the MA4 heralds, what could be a new fashion in technology :WEARABLE COMPUTERS.
      Wearable systems have already proven themselves with the military, but xybernaut a 45 person startup based in FairFAX, va. hopes its' PC-on -a-Belt will catch on with mobile business professionals too.The companys ' directoe of Marketing Carol Covin says MA4'S applications are almost infinite.You need to be using your hands but want access to information {such as documents,blue prints or photograph} she adds.
      Xybernauts research shows that 14 million workers in the USA, spend more than 20% of their time away from the desk top pc's.theortically a future wearable could become so at one with its' user that it could read ur moods, knowing when to leave you alone or when to forward a phone call or e-mail.




      8h.The Hot Shot

      Depo-provera-A hormone based drug that works principally by blocking ovulation.unlike the pills,which demand compliance with a daily dosing schedule, Depo-provera requires a single visit to doctors' office for one injection every 3 months


      8i. The Calcium Connection Vs Calcium Depleters

      125 milliliters(1/2 cup)of Broccoli=89 milligrams of calcium
      106 gram of sardine(1 tin)=382 milligram of calcium
      125 milliliters of almond=200 miligram of calcium
      Vs
      Salt--calcium depleter
      Animal Protein makes us to loose calcium through urine, one fast food hamburger leads to a net loss of 23 milligram of calcium
      Cafeine--found in coffee, tea and many soft drinks is another calcium leacher.A cup of coffee results in a calcium drain of 2 to 3 milligrams


      8j. DO YOU KNOW THE COMPOSITION OF YOUR PLANET EARTH

      O-----A-----B---------C-D

      O--A = Inner core (solid iron & Nickel)-800 miles/1300km
      Temprature of the innercore=5000 degrees celcius, but the atoms of the metal are pressed together so tightly by gravity, so that the melting is impossible

      A------B =Outer core (Melted iron & Nickel)1400miles/2250kilmeter
      Temprature =2200 to 5000 deg. celcius. Earths' magnetic field is generated by electricity in the outer core.It is the magnetic field that allows the compass to function

      B-----------C =Mantle (silicon,oxygen,aluminium,irn and magnesium)--1800 miles/2900 kilometer
      Temprature = deepest part of the mantle gets a temprature of 2200 deg celcius /4000 deg. fahren

      C--D =Crust (Igneous, Sedimentary & Metamorphic rock)-15 to 25miles/8 to 40 kilometers
      Sedimentary Rock: are developed from material worn away from the land.These rocks may contain Fossils-shells,bones & other remains of living things

      Metamorphic Rock : are formed when Igneous & sedimentary rocks are chemically & physically changes by heat and pressure.

      Igneous rocks :are formed ,when melted rock deep inside the crust cools and hardens

      .
      EARTHS' MINERALS

      All the rock on earth is formed of materials known as minerals.These substances are inorganic, which means they are made up of matter that was never living
      Some minerals such as GOLD, are one single chemical element.Others are mixtures of elements.
      eg : hema tite --also known as Iron core consist of iron & oxygen
      The word mineral means, something that is mined or dug out of earth.nearly all minerals are formed inside the earth & can be removed only by mining. However not all substances that are mined are Minerals, because thay are formed from the remains of the living things eg--crude oil.


      OPAL: is a gem made of silica that contains water. The water in the opal breaks the light that strikes it into brilliant internal colours.

      GOLD :One of the first known minerals is prized for it's beauty and scarcity

      The hardest mineral = Diamond. It has a hardness of 10 on a hardness scale, developed by Friedrich Mohs in 1822. A Fingernail has a hardness of approximately 2 on the scale.

      8k. CHIPS THAT ARE SKIN DEEP

      For 9 days this fall, Kevin Warwick, mild mannered Univ. Professor- became six million dollar man- like cyborg, part human ,part machine, Warwick , Chairman of the Cybernatics department at the Univ, of Reading in England, had a silicon chip & transponder implanted under his skin. The experiment was a success. As he approached his office, web pages loaded, doors opened & light turned on. What is his research all about? "I am looking at completely changing the computer interface doing without keyboards or the computer mouse" Waewick explains


      8l. The Brain becomes a mouse

      A device the size of the TIP of the ball point pen implanted in the brain of a 53 year old American, Paralyzed and left mute by stroke, is allowing him to communicate through a computer. A Team from Emery Univ.in Atlanda inserted the device six months ago into the brain of a patient(WITH THE WRITTEN CONSENT)identified only as J.R, who could communicate only by blinking. Now he can use his brain power to transmit signals through an antenna--like a coil(visible when an x tray is taken.These signals move a cursor like a mouse across the screen to convey simple messages such as "hello" and "good bye" and to indicate when J;R is hungry or thirsty


      8m. REWIRING THE EYE

      • Problem = Getting Blind
      • How can we avoid getting blind = Tiny microchip embeded with microscopic solar cells, that can be implanted in the damaged eyes of patients with retinal diseases.
      • Who is making the chip =Alan chow optobionics expeects to have the finished products by year 2000. but currently testing of the chip is being done. !!!hmmmm!!! on whom????


      8n. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF CUSTOM MAKE YOUR SONG CD

      Starting february 1999, you can walk into a record store, step up to a CD jake box and create your own mix of songs.300,000 music titles, will cost $18, for a 45 minutes custom made CD,the time take to sty infront of the rack and to decide whether to buy this/that/these/those CDS'.

      8o. PLOWING INTO THE FUTURE

      The industrial revolution may have ended the agricultural era. now the information age is revitalizing todays' farming industry.Most growers rely on inution and experience to decide when to plant, fertilize, and harvest crops.These days a growing inority (8%) are turning to "Precision farming" which uses digital equipment to monitor every stage of growing process.

      Beaton's Cranberry growers service in Wareham, Mass, for example, employs digitized maps from photos shot from planes guided by global positioning systems to pinpoint trouble areas and reveal precisely where workers should apply more or less fertilizers creating substantial savings. EVENTUALLY THE PHOTOS COULD BE TAKEN FROM FIXED SATELITES FOR ON-DEMAND UPDATES



      8p. DO YOU WANT TO BAKE A CHICKEN FAST

      Microwave ovens are fast and easy, but they can't BROIL, CARAMALIZE, GRILL, ROAST food. The new Wolf /FlashBake 120 by Quadlux in Fremont, California cooks nearly as fast as a microwave, but runs on a haloge light controlled by a computer chip. Infrared rays brown the food ,while visible & near visible light penetrates & cooks it. will be out in dec. 1998.

      8q. A LITMUS TEST FOR YOUR IQ.

      Why go through the trouble of taking an IQ test, when you have got chemistry at ur finger tips. Researchers at Englands' John Radcliffe hospital, in Oxford report that our Brain pH--HOW ACIDIC OR ALKALINE UT IS might be a clue for our intelligence.Using a resource of MAGNETIC RESONANCE SPECTROCOPE (MRS), A CLOSE COUSIN OF MRI.The smarter the person, mor alkaline the brain suggests that a mor alkaline brain might allow nerve impulses to move faster producing a quicker mind in every sense.The finding raises a question of whether w might one day be able to turbo-charge our brain by altering it's pH. SO FAR there is no hard evidence that boosting the speed of our neurons results in increased smarts, or that we can raise our brains' pH by eating certain type of foods. Eurekkkka

      8r. DO NOT WORRY, ANY ORGAN COULD BE DEVELOPED FROM STEM CELLS

      • STEM CELLS : A ball of cells that emerges from the eggss' protective shell ,a few days after fertilization
      • STEM CELLS are cultured into a petri dish where their natural tendency to specialize into particular types of tissue is temporarily suppressed.
      • These cells are then turn into specialized cells of our choice(nerve/kidney/muscle/bone/ etc)
      • In principle the specialized cells could be transplanted into humans to replace cells damaged by disease

        8s. DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO IS TELLING THE TRUTH

        Car dealer being honest about your repair bill? Baby sitter Trustworhy? Is your theraphist using(LYING ABOUT UR PERSONALITY) you as a patient to steal money from the province, or anyone else is lying because they are opportunists? DO NOT WORRY!!!, Truth seekers and honest people throughout the years have developed many methods to gauge a persons guilt or innocence. In the 1960s, & 1970S MILITARY SPONSORED research o develop covert lie detection, using voice and psychological stress analysis.Now data research has incorporated these theories into new truth machine. As someone speaks, check out the back of glowing "LED BAR LIGHTS".tHE DEGREE OF detected tension runs from green(low) to yellow(medium) to red (high). ALTHOUGH NO MACHINE CAN ABSOLUTELY TELL TRUTH FROM FICTION, THIS ASTONISHING MARVEL IS FASCINATING TO WATCH AS YOU ENGAGE IN CONVERSATIONS.even test on phone conversations, recorded voices or newscasters and the politician on the TV and the radio.Takes one 9volts battery ,built in mic and phone connector. Adjust for sensitivity measures just 6x5x1" so u can test for lies anywhere(LOL) TRUTH MACHINE =$59.95 NO MACHINE IS A CONCLUSIVE LIE-DETECTOR UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD THIS TRUTH MACHINE BE USED TO MAKE PERSONAL OR BUSINESS DECISIONS WITHOUT INDEPENDENT VERIFICATION.



        8t. MOST EXPENSIVE PHYSICS BOOK

        Everyone who has bought college text book knows they are expensive.so we did not blink our eye when we heard that PHILOSOPHIAE NATURALIS PRINCIPA Mathematics, for between $80,000 and 120,000.What come as a surprise was the final sale price.The 311 year old book which describes Newtons theory of gravity sold for 321,500. It was purchased by an unidentified European collector from the estate of the late PSYCHIATRIST Haskel Norman.


        8u. VIDEOS FROM INSIDE ENGINE

        Mercedes-Benz -(German Auto maker) taped the inside of a V8 Engine from it's IC108E Champ car VS ,while it was running.The high resolution fibre optic equipment used to look inside the engine, is similar to that used by Doctors performing endoscopic surgery and mechanics inspecting jet engines and other hard to access parts on commercial and military aircraft. To get into the engine technician drilled an 8mm access hole. The video imaging scope was then snaked in. By analyzing fRAME-fRAME changes, Engineers hope to beam how to get more power from every stroke


        8v. WORLDS' LARGEST GLOBE

        Map maker David Dehorme, has created the largest globe ever built known as EARTHA. iT MEASURES ABOUT 42' in diameter and faithfully duplicate our planet at a scale of 1" to 16 miles.Each of the 792 map sections that make up the globe was a computer generated from information in a database of satelite images and conventional maps.Individual panels cover 8 degrees of altitude at 10 degrees longitude.Like her name sake Eartha tilts at 23.5 degrees rotates & revolves.She is permanent display in a 3 story atrium at headquarters of Delorme's Yarmouth ,Maine , Mapping and software company.

        8w. HERE'S DATA IN YOUR EYE

        Your next computer monitor could be right before your eyes. Micro vision of seattle is developing a display that projects images directly onto the retina, bypassing the need for a viewing screen. The chiefadvantage of this in--your eye approach is that data can be superimposed over a viewers field of vision, much like the head up display of advanced jet fighters. One possible use is in night vision goggles that show a soldier,the location of previously burried land mines, displayed as a map grid on the sorrounding terrain. The company says, helmet system will be available next year. The eyeglass version is 3 to 5 years away.


        8x. MONITORING COOL TRUCKS

        Satelites and temprature sensitive papers will soon be used to spot spoiled meat. Colorado Springs. Colo- based GLOBAL TRANSPORTATION TECHNOLOGIES is testing a satelite tracking system that ports cargo temprature on a web site.A simpler approach has been developed @ Sandia National Laboratories in Albuquerque. Researchers there use a label containing a shape--shifting --nickel & titanium wire that rips the green safe tag if the temp. increase to the point where bacteria multiply


        9.SUCCESS Vs FAILURE


        S-ENSE OF DIRECTION
        U-NDERSTANDING
        C-ourage
        C-harity
        E-steem
        S-elf Confidence
        S-elf Acceptance

        Vs
        F-rustration
        A-ggressiveness
        I-nsecurity
        L-oneliness
        U-ncertainity
        R-esentment
        E-mptiness

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