"Chris" Ottolino - 12/20/99 05:10:40
My URL:http://pchflyingcircus.tripod.com
My Email:holywalrus@aol.com
Number of Fingers: aaah!
An Overused Word: flexible
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: hands

Comments:
hahaha Justin! I'm in!

Me - 09/25/99 22:43:15
My URL:http://fly.to/spork/
My Email:ibatman1800@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 60
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: Stuart
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork

Comments:
With all these annoying posts from stuart, I think its time to start Operation BASS: Battle Against Stuart Schwarz! Or however you spell his last name. Jubilation! The day is mine!

seth - 09/25/99 20:49:07

Comments:
that last entry wasnt meant to be sick

seth - 09/25/99 20:32:31
My URL:http://igotridofit.com
Miles Per Hour: 80
Number of Fingers: only middle after the surgery
An Overused Word: fuck
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife

Comments:
Stop changing your password. Either keep it the same or get rid of the damn thing!

JustinHater - 09/03/99 19:32:38
My URL:http://I.hate.justin.com
My Email:Ihate@justin.com
Miles Per Hour: IHATEJUSTIN
Number of Fingers: IHATEJUSTIN
An Overused Word: IHATEJUSTIN
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: IHATESPORKS

Comments:
IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUS IN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHAT JUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN! IHATEJUSTIN!

Me - 09/03/99 19:19:01
My URL:http://fly.to/spork/
My Email:ibatman1800@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 60
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: Stu
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork

Comments:
Tsk tsk...with these constant threats from stu I think I'll go change the passwords again. Jubilation! The Day Is Mine!

Stu - 08/24/99 16:47:23
My URL:http://move.to/stu
My Email:ruler23@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: bout 7980978
Number of Fingers: 13
An Overused Word: uts
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife

Comments:
what were you thinking. Geeze I can make a site with no broken links but apprently you can't. Maybe if you didn't have a stupid password thing people could come to see how sucky your site is. This message wouldn't have been typed if you had signed my gu stbook. Now you must feel bad forever. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.

Moose Man - 08/22/99 04:47:33
My Email:MooseMan@MoosePoo.com
Miles Per Hour: shut up
Number of Fingers: shut up
An Overused Word: shut up
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: shut up

Comments:
Justin, this site has really turned gay. Make it better or I will send out the site address and password to all the preps and tell them to go to Operation: WAP

Peter - 07/09/99 00:30:24

Comments:
A little latin eh? grant?

Grantus Hallidayus - 07/08/99 05:14:49
My Email:CidIV

Comments:
Justin this is my California Screenname put me on your buddy list as CidIV.

You know who I am - 07/03/99 21:05:24
My URL:http://www.homestead.com/thesportsplace
My Email:you can find it in the website
An Overused Word: HA

Comments:


Skeetman - 07/02/99 18:37:08

Comments:
Eh? The awesome Generic Stormtroopers assinating a mere moose? this does not make any sense!

?? - 06/21/99 18:37:22
My Email:Strkr11@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: ??
Number of Fingers: ??
An Overused Word: ??
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: ??

Comments:
Great

Darth Vadim - 06/20/99 21:03:43
My URL:http://Eh?
My Email:Eh?
An Overused Word: Eh? (canadian for huh?)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: eh?

Comments:
Dont be too proud of this tecnological terror of a webpage youve constructed. THe power to annoy preps is insignificant when compared to the power of the HORSE!

Jenny McCarthy - 06/18/99 00:18:08
My URL:http://www.playboy.com
My Email:thats private
Miles Per Hour: as fast as the camra man can shoot
Number of Fingers: I'm a dumb blonde
An Overused Word: like
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Charbone

Comments:
I am the hottest and best porn model. Please FUCK ME!

Silent Bob - 05/13/99 22:13:51
My URL:http://www.....com
My Email:...@juno.com
Miles Per Hour: ...
Number of Fingers: ...
An Overused Word: ...
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: ...

Comments:
SIlent Bob:... Translator:he say that you all suck and that the Dark Angles kick ass Silent Bob:... Translator:he says that Britonia and Dogs of war rule! SB:... Translator:lol The Translator's Translator:laugh out loud Green Knight:HAHAHA You puny mortals can't kill me I'm unstopable becaus I keep going... Enigizer Bunny:"THUMP" "THUMP" (that's my line you bitch)*squashes the Green Knight like a bug SB:... Translator:go away now

Polly Peacock - 05/13/99 22:00:13
My URL:http://prof.plum.in/the/libray/with/the/candlestick
My Email:cock@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: 1234567890...
An Overused Word: eh?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spoon because forks and sporks hurt when they go in my hole

Comments:
He did it

Luke Skyjumper - 05/13/99 21:53:35
My URL:http://www.endangeredanimals.com
My Email:StakerIZ@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: 12345678901221234123561435435847623548751348754756136257458237457362547635875476354785348751273845785324732854876235489732498714010497230498705458059000206056 6056045060010834019840675607678638796415059873277577157754936679609759469876490871498709487617098709863409606509401865096430971560349659375901356(I'm going to stop now otherwise this will go on 4ever)
Number of Fingers: 20
An Overused Word: F_CK (and other assorted cuse words)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork

Comments:
people who write long messages down here suck because if all they have to do in life is write over and over and over...(many over and over's later)... and also they son fargat ta spel tings right an en dey o de use it wronglyy dow i gots ta ga beeeee

SOME PEOPLE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE - 05/04/99 22:08:18
My URL:http://www.eh.com
My Email:Guess
Miles Per Hour: 55
Number of Fingers: 11
An Overused Word: Shady
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: blah

Comments:
Oh well. Vengeance will be mine blah blah etc. Just remember, he who laughs first...laughs last. HAHAHA!

The Evil Cow of Death - 05/02/99 21:20:40
My Email:???
Miles Per Hour: the speed of cow
Number of Fingers: 4 = udders
An Overused Word: moo
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: beef

Comments:
Soon the UCF(United Cow Federation) will rise to world domination! If you are nice to cows we might spare you from our wrath. When Tiberian Sun comes out no one will be safe. UCF, taking over the world one step at a time. MOO!

Mental is West! Central is Best! - 05/02/99 04:25:36
My URL:http://www.MentalisWestCentralisBest.com/
My Email:Mental_is_West@Central_is_Best.com
Miles Per Hour: Mental is West! Central is Best!
Number of Fingers: Mental is West! Central is Best!
An Overused Word: Mental is West! Central is Best!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Mental is West! Central is Best!

Comments:
Mental is West! Central is Best!

Katie. not that any of you know me. i mean, yang told me this site was cool, but how can anything from *central* be cool? WEST IS BEST. no wait, i forgot, its a school of whores (allisons) and dorks and jerks. 04/30/99 22:39:45
My URL:http://members.aol.com/lily458/
My Email:lily458@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: lets see, a mile a minute is 60 mph, so i talk at 60 mph :)
Number of Fingers: 512.349503857098749029375029275668456748237507282734354225842568984523655442125544236542665587457777758598445212584545485555695695695352536595874458455874587122662125568521619498461461/81802154146546546545646464654654654654654654 1321321231321654987987989884 Note, this is also Shan Siddiqi's favorite number.
An Overused Word: CRACKWHORE! and ALLISON! note, these are synonomous!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: are we all so oppressed by "the man" that we can choose not buy spoon fork or spork? (BTW, FYI, I would have to do with knife. Hereeeee's Joohhhhhnnnnnyyyyy!!!!!!)

Comments:
Death to all Abercrombowskis and Fitchkians. Hey, I think we all know who the dictators of our world in 20 yrs are NOW. so why not kiss up to them? Hey, why do you people (not that any of you know me) think i'm not EXTREMELY mean to people like Chip (we l, you know him, but still), Chase and Kristi(you don't know them. oh well. you will when Chase is the next Clinton, and Kristi has brought Russia economic success!!!)? oh, and DON'T visit my site. it sucks. take my word for it.

Satan - 04/25/99 01:58:11
My URL:http://www.damnit'shotdownhere.orgy
My Email:hyangper@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 666
Number of Fingers: 666
An Overused Word: go to hell
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spear

Comments:
hey! there's always room for more!!! DIE Just kidding ( ) [,,] \/ I'm waiting for you here justin... Join Today!! Free membership!! Requirements: must be dead

Jaw - 04/24/99 22:44:09
My Email:not telling
Number of Fingers: 11
An Overused Word: like totally!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife

Comments:
I don't get it.

David B. - 04/24/99 02:49:01
My URL:http://www.www.www.com
My Email:steer972@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: faster than Justin
Number of Fingers: enough
An Overused Word: prep
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: skates

Comments:
Justin your page sucks and mine is much better than yours, jk. not really ha ha ha!! the cows will soon rise to world domination!:-(

LAnce Casey - 04/23/99 02:00:47
My URL:http://Midway.com
My Email:Jump Bouy -0984
Miles Per Hour: 140000 Klicks
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: Niphilim

Comments:


Steve Song - 04/18/99 23:02:13
My URL:http://www.men,men,andmoremen.com
My Email:Cougar6996
Number of Fingers: well i sure don't have 11
An Overused Word: gay fag
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: vibrator

Comments:
I like men and farm animals!!! Justin, i think your hot!!!

Maria - 04/09/99 15:23:30
My URL:http://Geocities/Weird/Occult/4724
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: Maria Pants
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: I need not feed as my soul no longer resides on this mortal coil

Comments:
Justin D@mn YOU! D@mn YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I F*&^ing HATE YOU! GIVE ME YOUR SOAL!

Secret - 04/06/99 23:01:28
My Email:SecretMan85@yahoo.com
Miles Per Hour: Secret
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: Secret
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spoon

Comments:
I think that Katherine is the most beautiful woman that has walked on the face of this earth.

Pasta Man - 04/05/99 19:52:45
Miles Per Hour: 69
Number of Fingers: diez
An Overused Word: you are beautiful

Comments:
I kissed that easy girl Katherine. But who cares about her I am all ready forgetting her and moving on.

Gustavo - 04/04/99 00:24:49
Miles Per Hour: KM
Number of Fingers: no comprehendo
An Overused Word: how do you say
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: no comprehendo

Comments:
uhh how do you say uhh uhh? Me es 14 anos

Gustavo - 04/04/99 00:23:58
Miles Per Hour: KM

Comments:


Futbol players - 04/04/99 00:06:00
Miles Per Hour: As fast as the sluts call to us
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: allo

Comments:
Los gringas es stupido y hot

Antonio - 04/04/99 00:04:16
Miles Per Hour: How fast Katherine dances
Number of Fingers: 10
An Overused Word: bailar

Comments:
tu bailas

The Vengeful Blood Claw - 03/15/99 23:16:22
My URL:http://www.vengeanceismine.com/
My Email:Vengeance@ismine.com
Miles Per Hour: 69
Number of Fingers: fingers?
An Overused Word: vengeance
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork

Comments:
HAHA NO ONE CAN KILL ME! NOT EVEN YOU FOOLISH TRILOBITE!!! I AM INVINCIBLE!!! I CANNOT BE STOPPED! VENEGANCE IS MINE!!! MUAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!! i like applesauce

Trilobite - 03/15/99 18:16:53
My URL:http://www.hamsterdance.com
My Email:Trilobite
Miles Per Hour: I dont know i am currently extinct
Number of Fingers: 8? I think research it!
An Overused Word: Trilobite!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spoon for applesuace!

Comments:
I am ......... a.. Trilobite? I will kill the Vengeful blood claw!

Krusty the Clown - 02/09/99 01:55:07
My URL:http://www.snpp.com
My Email:krusty@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 450
An Overused Word: HEY HEY!!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spoon

Comments:
SING ALONG WITH KRUSTY!!

Some Person - 01/31/99 17:22:17
Miles Per Hour: 999
Number of Fingers: duh?
An Overused Word: duh?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: duh?

Comments:
No one, homo erectus? I seem to recall crushing you under the mighty foot of Tigerzord! GO ME!

Homo Erectus - 01/19/99 16:54:33
My Email:saucey
Number of Fingers: lost em'
An Overused Word: mooky-vengence
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: teaspoon

Comments:
I'm invincible Noone can defeat me when it comes to Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers the fighting edition! Lipsyncher sucks! Thunder Megazord is awesome!

Richard "Dont Litter" Skinner - 01/16/99 06:12:53
My URL:http://www.fatchicks.com
My Email:Rskinner@sacredcow.cults.deadly.mo.us.edu
Miles Per Hour: 13
An Overused Word: Mark Twain Book Awards
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Book

Comments:
Listen assholes, stop making fun of me. You all were little shits to teach and so I didnt want to spend all my hard earned money on you. Im saving up for Mr Holmes. Anyways, Im sorry but leave me alone. if you dont stop I will get an eagle to kill. Someho . Someway. Im going the Distance

neal number "2" - 01/04/99 00:18:50
My Email:METALIFAN8@AOL.COM
Miles Per Hour: fast as my foot moves up your crack
Number of Fingers: one, my middle
An Overused Word: spoon, fork, and spork
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: they can all SUCK IT

Comments:
NO JUSTIN 18 DIFFERENT PEOPLE DIDN'T VISIT YOUR PAGE.........IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-hey i was bored

Dan - 01/03/99 22:08:37
My URL:/Tokyo/Garden/6600/
My Email:thriller39@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: I'm on the metric system
Number of Fingers: 10, as of now.
An Overused Word: The... the next person to use the in a sentence will be shot.
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Sork

Comments:
kickin' site

The Great Skwurl - 12/30/98 23:40:07
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Athens/Atlantis/9094
My Email:squirrelboy_e@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 9999999999999999.....and it keeps going and going and going
Number of Fingers: hmmm.....10???
An Overused Word: suck
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork

Comments:
Wow, so this is the great almighty site huh??

Webmaster - 12/17/98 22:52:55
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/WallStreet/Market/9098/index.html
My Email:Mathcrazy@worldnet.att.net
Number of Fingers: enough
An Overused Word: like
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spork

Comments:
Is this really the end? Will this site EVER return? Tune in next time, on channel 21, 3 Pod. Of course I wouldn't be putting a clue in this message would I? Well, if you've got the brains...you'll be able to find absolutely nothing. The End...?

Neil D. - 12/14/98 20:59:41
My URL:http://I'mafatass.com
My Email:Biggayman@celulite.com
Miles Per Hour: can't move I'm too fat
Number of Fingers: none, thought they were hot dogs
An Overused Word: Fatty, it hurts my feelings
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: none of them fit up my ass

Comments:
Aren't I gay! I like men!

Billy Bo Bob - 12/13/98 20:58:13
My URL:http://oocities.com/Area51/Orion/1150/
My Email:mathcrazy@worldnet.att.edu
Miles Per Hour: 20 when being chased by morons named Justin
Number of Fingers: No compre ingles
An Overused Word: Ħchingato!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: El helado

Comments:
JUstin you suck. this is john

COFAN - 12/07/98 01:50:18
My URL:http://homepage.usr.com/c/cofan
My Email:COFAN@mailexcite.com
Miles Per Hour: 140, it's as fast as my car goes
Number of Fingers: 10-20
An Overused Word: Fuck
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: no comment

Comments:
I am in a state of shock right now. Sorry for not telling more

- 12/06/98 02:54:32

Comments:

- 12/06/98 02:53:25

Comments:

Richard Skinner - 12/03/98 04:22:46
My URL:http://www.cabin10isbestinbed.com
My Email:rskinner@yahoo.com
An Overused Word: award
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: book

Comments:
I would like to apoligize to any of my former students who I promised a movie for reading mark twain books. I completely forgot and moved on with my life. So remember this, when the eagle faces the wall, the eagle faces the wall

JESSIE/JAMES! - 12/02/98 21:56:40
My URL:http://PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
My Email:MAKE IT DOUBLE
Miles Per Hour: TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE
Number of Fingers: TO EXTEND OUR REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE
An Overused Word: JESSIE!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: JAMES!

Comments:
TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT MEOWTH! THATS RIGHT (Peter AGAIN)

Neal Rikal #2-the one everyone wants ta be - 11/27/98 03:33:26
My URL:Zack killa
My Email:raist722@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: Fast as i can drop zacks sorry mug
Number of Fingers: 10 and 3 legs
An Overused Word: metallica suxs,(cuz they rule)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife, a sharp one. be afraid zack.

Comments:
ZACK HORWITZ WILL DIE. HE MESSED WITH MY BAND AND NOW HE WILL DIE.METALLICA RULES, ZACK BLOWS! P.S Zach has an appointment with me and my posse on monday.

MR. SKINNER (scully again) - 11/25/98 00:16:01
My URL:http://www.readmarktwains.com/illgiveyouacookieifyoudo/index.html
My Email:Marktwainwrl@att.com
Miles Per Hour: I read 43 pages a minute.
Number of Fingers: Well.... i lost 2 in Nam and 1 turning a page
An Overused Word: ? NAM
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: when i was a kid, we had none o these newfangled... o hell a fork

Comments:
READ MARKTWAIN AND ILL GIVE YOU A COOKIE

HILARIOUSLY HAPPY HOMOPHOBIC HICK (peter scully) - 11/25/98 00:09:47
Miles Per Hour: In my pickup or ridin ol Ma?
Number of Fingers: 1, 11, 111, 1111, 11111,
An Overused Word: Hayuk?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: My fingas (I eat Spam)

Comments:
Spam is good

john allen - 11/24/98 18:35:03
My URL:obviously you know it
My Email:don't email me it is a waste of your time
Miles Per Hour: 69
Number of Fingers: 69
An Overused Word: 69
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: foon

Comments:
what the hell did you do to my web page? you are going to hear from me

Nick Agrawal - 11/24/98 18:29:55
My Email:nagrawal@stlnet.com
Miles Per Hour: 25 max with my mom-124 with my brother
Number of Fingers: about ten
An Overused Word: schmuck-no one who uses it knows the meaning of it
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: toaster

Comments:
Your site is the funniest site i have ever been to. the jokes are more funny because i had mr. skinner and he also promised to take me out to lunch and a movie because i read all twenty mark twain books. that retard also promised to write us (before ema l was popular) if we wrote him and sure enough i wrote him i was stupid then and possibly still am. i admit i have been the target of a couple of zach horwitz's can tricks.

Grant "Red Rhino" Halliday - 11/23/98 23:11:58
My URL:http://Sanguinius.com
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Butcher Knife...

Comments:
MY BLOOD ANGELS ARE NOT COWARDS THEY JUST CARE FO THEIR OWN PERSONAL WELFARE HMPH!

Grant "Red Rhino" Halliday - 11/23/98 23:08:43
My URL:http://Sanguinius.com
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Butcher Knife...

Comments:
MY BLOOD ANGELS ARE NOT COWARDS THEY JUST CARE FO THEIR OWN PERSONAL WELFARE HMPH!

Neil #3 - 11/21/98 16:38:17
My URL:http://www.chickswithdicks.com
My Email:over50@porn.com
Miles Per Hour: 69
An Overused Word: spam
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife

Comments:
it seems a bit of multiplicity is going on here, as i have two more of me and more to come! by the way, metallica sucks more then jeffs haircut

EldarMan - 11/20/98 02:22:06
My URL:http://www.spacemarinessuck.com
My Email:GO ELDAR
Miles Per Hour: eldar move through warpspace at speed millions of times faster than light
Number of Fingers: irrelevant. to stupid to be answered
An Overused Word: weresmarterthanthem (eldar word for everybody else)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: our food is place in tensie pellets that we digest in under 2.3 seconds

Comments:
ELDAR RULE ELDAR RULE ELDAR RULE ELDAR RULE

Little Dubtak - 11/19/98 01:43:57
My URL:http://Dubtak Heaven
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: We Dubtaks are excellent crooks and Concealers we are extremely fast.
Number of Fingers: We Dubtaks have no fingers. Humans wasted time evolving them while we had exceeded space travel....
An Overused Word: Dubtak Patties
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: #raty87A$#^ (Spork in Dubtak)

Comments:
We Dubtaks are sophisticated and have no need to browse web pages........ BUT WE DO IT ANYWAY!!! WOO HOO!! HUMAN BEINGS ARENT THAT BAD THEY MADE GAME BOY!!! and I like Pickles....

Little Dubtak - 11/19/98 01:42:00
My URL:http://Dubtak Heaven
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: We Dubtaks are excellent crooks and Concealers we are extremely fast.
Number of Fingers: We Dubtaks have no fingers. Humans wasted time evolving them while we had exceeded space travel....
An Overused Word: Dubtak Patties
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: #raty87A$#^ (Spork in Dubtak)

Comments:
We Dubtaks are sophisticated and have no need to browse web pages........ BUT WE DO IT ANYWAY!!! WOO HOO!! HUMAN BEINGS ARENT THAT BAD THEY MADE GAME BOY!!! and I like Pickles....

Eww.... THats NAPPY - 11/19/98 00:35:52
My URL:http://www.nappyworld.com/what/whydoyoucare/thisisntrealandifyouclickityoureafool.
My Email:nappyville@someplace.com
Miles Per Hour: 69 (ew. thats NAPPY)
Number of Fingers: 11 including that part bill clinton is famous for (Nappy)
An Overused Word: mind draws a blank
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Nappy

Comments:
NAPPY PAGE MAN

Grant? - 11/17/98 16:49:18
My URL:http://Grant?
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: Grant?
Number of Fingers: Grant?
An Overused Word: Grant?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Grant?

Comments:
Grant? Are you there Grant? Grant do you have claws baby? RAAAARRRHHHH!!! Grant DONT TOUCH MY GAME BOY! NOOOOOOO! Grant?

Grant "The French Guy!" Halliday - 11/13/98 16:40:03
My URL:http://Parisan. French Man-Man-Man-Man!
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.Com
Miles Per Hour: Euhh... Quarante-Treiz!
Number of Fingers: un, du, trois, quatre, cinq, six sept huit nuef DIX! DIX!
An Overused Word: Bonjour!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Le Repeoque! (SPORK!)

Comments:
BONJOUR. Nous as STUPID! Hon Hon Hon! Je voudrais un Biftek et Steak Frites! Merci Monsiuer Justin a la Pika-Pal! Hon Hon Hon! Oh NON Tu n'ai pas le fouch moi Game BOY! Tu Tigre le super claws bebe! RAARRHH!!!

Ben Atkinson - 11/12/98 20:57:25
My URL:http://Uh no.....
My Email:StalkerIZ@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: 2,000,000
Number of Fingers: 12
An Overused Word: Uhhhh..... Moo?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Knife! Cleaver!

Comments:
Ummmmmm..........I dont know......Go away......Please......Bye-Bye........Im done now.

Ben Atkinson - 11/12/98 20:54:17
My URL:http://Uh no.....
My Email:StalkerIZ@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: 2,000,000
Number of Fingers: 12
An Overused Word: Uhhhh..... Moo?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Knife! Cleaver!

Comments:
Ummmmmm..........I dont know......Go away......Please......Bye-Bye........Im done now.

Grant Halliday - 11/12/98 00:45:06
My URL:http://URL? Oh I get it! LOL!? Hunh?
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: *Error* 2 Fast 4 U!
Number of Fingers: SLICE! Waag! None......
An Overused Word: Pokemon! and/or Pikachu!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: SPOON!

Comments:
I'm gonna get em' all! Hey thanks Justin your a PIKA PAL! This cats got claws baby! Raaarhh! Cleopatra Comin' at ya! Eeeeewwww that's Nappy! Nooooooo don't touch my gameboy! and: WWWWAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Grant Halliday - 11/12/98 00:40:03
My URL:http://URL? Oh I get it! LOL!? Hunh?
My Email:SefirothIV@Aol.com
Miles Per Hour: *Error* 2 Fast 4 U!
Number of Fingers: SLICE! Waag! None......
An Overused Word: Pokemon! and/or Pikachu!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: SPOON!

Comments:
I'm gonna get em' all! Hey thanks Justin your a PIKA PAL! This cats got claws baby! Raaarhh! Cleopatra Comin' at ya! Eeeeewwww that's Nappy! Nooooooo don't touch my gameboy! and: WWWWAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Chip (The Moderate Genius Who is getting a 101 in spanish and Justin is getting a 97!!!!!!!!!!!!!) - 11/11/98 16:13:44
My URL:http://JustinYouSuck.com
My Email:Yatlick@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: 100 on the road. 5,000 in bed.
Number of Fingers: 11 including my hoo hoo dilly
An Overused Word: JustinYouAreAMoron!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: All of them as long as they taste good...

Comments:
Say a word that has more than 3 letters in it ti a prep and he will run wild, scared, and afraid. Its a good tip. It always works for me.

Rich - 11/09/98 21:14:58
My URL:I'll be moving into one as soon as I learn HTML, so be paitent!
My Email:starcraft1@hotmail.com, or Ric1@aol.com, or bobafett4@fcmail.com
Miles Per Hour: I CAN'T DRIVE... 55! (E-mail me about it :-))
Number of Fingers: Let's see... 50?
An Overused Word: hmmmmmm..
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: SPORK! SPORK! SPORK!

Comments:
Where can I sign up to join the WAP army?

Scully, wheres mulder? - 11/08/98 17:47:21
My URL:http://www.Xsmiles.com
My Email:the truth is out where?
Miles Per Hour: 20 when running from those fake alium people
Number of Fingers: me, or this funny lookin green guy behind me?
An Overused Word: The truth is out there (its not. Its really in here. and its mine ALLL MINE)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: I use this neato food zapper greenie here gave me

Comments:
yep. Its really scully no Seriously. BELIEVE ME goshdarnit.

Tiny Tobin - 11/08/98 17:41:33
My URL:http://www.Imreallytiny.com/
Miles Per Hour: my legs are to short
Number of Fingers: 1,2,3,4. 4! (holds up 5 fingers)
An Overused Word: Teeny weenie
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: something small

Comments:
Im not really tobin (ask Peter bout it monday)

Marisa Flavin - 11/06/98 20:20:49
My URL:http://i don't know
My Email:blackstallion200
Miles Per Hour: What on earth are you talking about?
Number of Fingers: 547897898987891048397
An Overused Word: like
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: d all of the above

Comments:
Tu eres el helado, pero me encanta montar en caballo.

BigFatGuy - 11/06/98 17:26:08
Miles Per Hour: .05 when running after bag of cookies
Number of Fingers: 10, but man, theyre fat
An Overused Word: big boned (face it, youre fat)
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: as long as I get food

Comments:
It makes me hungry

PETER WUZ HERE - 11/05/98 18:01:16
My URL:http://whythehelldoyoucare.com/thisisntreall
My Email:OsrVincent@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: ehhhh.... 2
Number of Fingers: 1,2,4,11,19,24,12!
An Overused Word: "Tiny" tobin
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: finger food, thankyou

Comments:
You know what. You probably do. Nevermind...... (Ill tell maria you took her off)

Kevin - 11/03/98 03:00:49
My URL:http://can't remember
My Email:yo mom

Comments:
2

Eli Parke - 11/02/98 00:13:52
My Email:squirrelboy_e@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 99999999999999999999999999999999.999
Number of Fingers: umm.....15.9888834?
An Overused Word: geez
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: SPORK!!

Comments:
I luv the page!!

Purple Pelican - 11/01/98 04:30:40
My URL:http://www.russia.commie
My Email:Ching,Chang,Walla,Walla,Bing,Bang@Teletubies.com
Miles Per Hour: Mach3
Number of Fingers: Wait a sec, have to take of my shoes to count
An Overused Word: um like
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Napalm

Comments:
BOO! Happy Halloween! Hi! Bye!

Willy Wonka - 11/01/98 04:20:48
My URL:http://cocoa.com
My Email:cocoachewi@choco.com
Miles Per Hour: 100
Number of Fingers: 100
An Overused Word: you the man
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: car/spar/scar

Comments:
It's John's dad ,funny

JAD - 10/31/98 03:33:02
My URL:http://iforgot, but i know its there
My Email:JAD33@Hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: Top speed:132:0-60 in 6.8 sec: A.F.C:13mpg
Number of Fingers: er
An Overused Word: yahoo!
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: GIMME SPORK

Comments:
LOL shaping up to be a kickin page, doggie. been a long time. Um...err..yeeaah. say what say what?

Kain (the Pain) Boman - 10/31/98 03:31:19
My URL:http://www.I_Have_None.com/index.html
My Email:sir_kain@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: Miles per hour?
Number of Fingers: Uhh.. 11?
An Overused Word: Spiffy
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Spork, please.

Comments:
Neato page, I'd like to see updates. *whispers as he walks away* Clinton, the slimy worm......

I am the actual Jeff "Tiny" Tobin. Ask the maker of the page, Justin. - 10/27/98 20:47:12
My Email:Tobin123@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: uhh, can't comment on that. It would be a threat to National Security.
Number of Fingers: My guess would be 5, but I always get confused with that question. Kind of like when it say to put your name on that line on tests. Always get it wrong.
An Overused Word: BOB. Oh yeah, anyone know what Bob is backwards? Also MONKEY.
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: It's the spork !!!! All the spork!!!! It is my leader!!!

Comments:
Justin has a web page. That's funny. Jeff "Tiny" Tobin "I'm da man behind everything!"

Eli - 10/25/98 20:28:21
My URL:http://bobsagott
My Email:squirrelboy_e@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 9000000000
Number of Fingers: 59
An Overused Word: geez
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: SPORK

Comments:
Go away!! I don't have any!

Silent Bob-o (has returned!) - 10/23/98 00:38:07
My URL:http://sbob.hypermart.net
My Email:brodie@softhome.net
Miles Per Hour: Um... my engine broke! *sob*
Number of Fingers: I have fingers all over my body, not mine of course!
An Overused Word: Doodoo
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: my fingers!

Comments:
HEY DOGGIE!!!!! Long time no see, brotha! LOVE THE PAGE! Go jackoff you backoffer! hehe, cya! EMAIL ME SOMETIME!!!

The 1st Lady - 10/22/98 15:45:47
My URL:http://whereareyoubillyAreyouwithMonica?.com
My Email:Angry Mistresses@whitehouse.com
Miles Per Hour: 1 on a good day
Number of Fingers: 2 really fat fingers on my chest
An Overused Word: God Dammit Bill
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Chair

Comments:
Mr. Clinton is under a lot of stress. Monica is also called "a lot of stress." That is why I am going to get under "a lot of stress," and stab her with a chair. Oh, look, those nice men in the white coats are coming! They are very good in bed

10/15/98 20:40:35

Name: Bad Bunny	My URL: Visit Me
My Email: Email Me

Comments:
Just surfing and came accross your page Thanks

Boring MOron - 10/15/98 13:36:33
My Email:yatlick@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: n6eruthr
Number of Fingers: yujtghjh
An Overused Word: ytujtrujhny
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: ygfhjnfgn

Comments:
hjkmytjmngh

jamie - 10/11/98 01:13:06
My URL:http://youdont wannaseeit.com
My Email:jaym48@aol.com
Miles Per Hour: what the.....nah, I wont say anything offensive......
Number of Fingers: oh, so that's what those things are........
An Overused Word: hmmmmm.........................
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: toilet seat

Comments:
it's a boring page but I can give you credit for being a psycopath. I'll make a mental note to avoid those links on amy's guestbook.

The Shadow - 10/10/98 18:05:08
My URL:http://its john don't worry.com
My Email:forgot
Miles Per Hour: The speed of spam
Number of Fingers: 9 thought one was a candy bar
An Overused Word: spam
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: chainsaw

Comments:
Doobee, Doobee, Dooooooooo......... When you cook do you need a wok? Nice credits page.

Chip - 10/09/98 01:15:44
My URL:http://expage.com/page/chipage
My Email:Heh@heheheheheheh.com
Miles Per Hour: 129
Number of Fingers: I never learned to count
An Overused Word: the
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Meat Cleaver

Comments:
My page is better

Grey Gorilla - 10/09/98 01:02:13
My Email:Heh@Heh.com
Miles Per Hour: 120
Number of Fingers: 12
An Overused Word: Moron
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Both

Comments:
Chickety china the Chinese chicken, you have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin Watchin X-Files with no lights on (lights on) Weıre dans la maison (maison) I hope the Smoking Manıs in this one (this one) Like Harrison Ford Iım getting Frantic (frantic) Like Sting Iım Tantric (tantric) Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy (satisfy) Like Kurosawa I make mad films (mad films) Okay I donıt make films (make films) But if I did theyıd have a samurai Gonna get a set of better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs Just so my irons arenıt always flying off the backswing Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes That make me think the wrong thing (wrong thing)

jeff doerr - 10/08/98 17:17:06
My URL:http://www.expage.com/page/wackyd2
My Email:Jeff_Doerr@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: 125,000
Number of Fingers: unknown
An Overused Word: !#@$#$%$^@^%%$^&
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spork oh yeah

Comments:
I like big butts and I cannot lie oh yeah budda budda booo Rock On! look atmy other web address on the url thingie hugs and kisses xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

John - 10/06/98 20:31:27
Miles Per Hour: 69
Number of Fingers: 12
An Overused Word: used by neil damn close that window
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: foon

Comments:
Justin chips page is better then yours

Jeff doerr - 10/06/98 16:31:53
My Email:www.hotmail.com/jeff_doerr
Miles Per Hour: 4555
Number of Fingers: 34
An Overused Word: @$$we
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spoon

Comments:
What do you do with an elephony fella what do you do with an ellefony you

AmyMSwanson (Tifa) - 10/06/98 01:03:57
My URL:/SouthBeach/Canal/4933
My Email:tifa33@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: um...what?
Number of Fingers: 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9...10! I HAVE 10!
An Overused Word: what?
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: knife

Comments:
i like applesauce

Matt Bledsoe - 10/05/98 00:27:50
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/SiliconValley/Network/5796
My Email:uneven14@hotmail.com
Miles Per Hour: preferbaly 69
Number of Fingers: lemme count
An Overused Word: crappit
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: spork sounds cool but is a gay untensil so I'm gonna havta say fork do to its pointy surfaces

Comments:
Hey my page is better!! Hope you can someday be half as good as me don't ya? Are you gonna tell me now? I signed your GB. To bad it isn't self scripted =(. Well everyone visit my page and read the Earth:2025 strategy its pretty good. And look for a forum soon (but not too soon =))

Me - 10/03/98 03:01:09
My URL:http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Orion/1150/index.html
My Email:Mathcrazy@worldnet.att.net
Miles Per Hour: 99
An Overused Word: like
Spoon/Fork/Spork?: Knives...heh heh heh

Comments:
Welcome to my guestbook of doom.