Here today and gone tomorrow. I'm sure you've asked yourself: "What the h*** ever happened to..."
Pogs- Man...I spent so much money on those. This game involved throwing "slammers" on to Hawaiian Milk Caps to make them topple over. The funny thing is these were in style for pretty long...I guess simple minds have simple pleasures until the smart people tell them they're wrong.
Magic The Gathering™- Yes I'm sure somewhere, someone still thinks these are cool. Some people still play because they actually like to. But most people call whoever play it gay so it'll just be a matter of time before Wizards Of The Coast disappears. I'm giving a special pity award for all of you with 1000+ cards that are now worthless, like Chip and the expensive cards he bought now worth less than a single Japanese Yen.
Beavis And Butthead- MTV heroes of the early 90's. I guess their show got canceled after the legions of feminist nazis protested against the great humor that show provided. At least we won't have to listen to that annoying laugh anymore.
M.C. Hammer- It's Hammertime. At least it used to be. He's broke now and working at McDonald's with...hmmm...better not say. Rumor has it that he's still singing in male strip bars but apparently they won't listen to his cries of help. (Can't Touch This)
Vanilla Ice- White men can't jump. And Vanilla Ice just proves they can't rap either. Last seen working at Steak and Shake with M.C. Hammer's former co-worker.
Sexual Harassment- Disappearing in 776 B.C, (Same year the "Slat Dance" was performed) Sexual Harassment is still abundant among schools especially. Historic and obsolete, Sexual Harassment is still part of the prehistoric Health Class lesson plan. Watch "Sexual Harassment Is Illegal" on the History Channel every night from 6:00 to 7:00.
Chevy Chase- Same thing that happened to everything else on this page. It got old and out of style.
Mr. Skinner- Some say he's still teaching, but the Sacred Cult Of The Dead Cow knows otherwise...Disappearing without a trace right before taking a group of children who read all 20 of the Mark Twain Nominated Books, Mr. Skinner was the topic of conversation for oh...2 days. In reality, he was abducted by aliens that kind of looked like Jamie Farr.
Freedom Of Speech- How should I know? I've never had it.
The Rattata With The Water Gun- It evolved into...Raticate!