Meet Pool If you dare

Pool
AKA Paul
AKA Rancid,smelly,greasy, workshy fop

This is pool

illurstrated right


If you are ever unlucky enogth to bump into pool your should:

  • Run the opposite way as fast as you can. Do not look back
  • If it is too late to run and Pool has under the grasp of his hypnoic stench. Greet Pool with a toad Face (illistrated Below)

  • The toad face acts as a greeting to Pool and wins his friendship. Also acts a deterent to pools rancid odour. The curling of the top lip blocks the nostrils reducing the (pool particals) being inhaled. The jucier the lips the more resistence too pool particals.Only Mick Jagger has almost total risistence too pool particals.Many people who spend a lot of time with Pool develop the toad face naturaly.


    ALSO NOTE

  • Do not trust pool with Children. He may be a nursery School but it is just a frount
  • Do not lend Pool any monies or C.D or videos ect. Theseare unlikly to be returned and if they are they will be contamanated with pool particals.
  • Always keep as far away as you can from Pool at all times

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