My German Professor(in) in college would often ask me the following rhetorical question whenever it would be brought up that I'm a philosophy major: "Is a lie communication?" She would then raise what little eyebrow she had and silently stare at me for a painful length of time, as if to wait until I absolutely could not bear it any more and finally mustered enough nausea to open my mouth and try to say anything just to allow the conversation to continue, nomatter how blatantly false or artificial it was, even despite the fact that to continue the conversation flew directly in the face of the natural God given self-preservation instinct, only to have her interrupt me just as I began to speak with her own single, incomplete sound of a word that halts my very heart and ferrets out any sense of stability and sanity yet left in me, leaving me to ponder the options of a faked heart attack, spontanously running away, armed combat and puncturing my corneas as I now wait again for her to complete her sentence, renewing the cycle of suffering like infinite reincarnations in the material world or the agony of hell experienced by Sysyphus, all the while highlighting to myself my utter failure to escape, my impending and progressive reversion to an animalistic state of panic and the growing realisation that this suffering is all there is and ever will be in the world - just me, cornered like a bloody pulp of a mouse by this towering statue of a cobra, my german teacher. I am still, and likely will always be, afraid of her.
Anyway, Words are quite often used for vicious purposes, and sometimes it can be amusing to watch, whether it's anything from insults to sheer stupidity.
Now I know that this page just has a bunch of American Colloquialisms and thier meanings, and that can hardly be contstrued as evil, but Gao Ren! Take a look at the good page and tell me that anything there is a shining example of virtue and holiness. Thought so. Anyway, where else could I put a website that has "Busier than a one legged cat tryin' to bury shit on a marble floor." in its contents? That's so funny there has to be something wrong with it. Okay, okay, I know that insofar as it is funny is is good, since it corresponds perfecively as a non-final end to the risability of man as a power capable of teleological fulfillment by participation in an instantiation of the species of the humorous.
Honestly though, I shat a brick when I read that.
Have you ever wanted to insult someone but somehow the words wouldn't come to you? Did you want to dig in, really deep, but all you could find was "You suck!"? Or, do you think insults can be amusing? That randomly generated diatribes thrown together by an easy-to-download program are entertaining? Then Deliver the Dis is for you.
Check out these babies. Warning- Don't read these. They're bad.
And, last but not least, we get the sheerly stupid. These are all taken from actual students' essays and sho how the mind can 'work' when under such pressures. There's acutally quite a bit of cool stuff on this guy's main humor page. You've probably seen some of it before, but maybe not.
