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Okay, here they are: the infamous "Top Ten" lists.  Hey, I couldn't resist.

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Top Ten Favorite Movies

1. A Fish Called Wanda (John Cleese, Michael Palin, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kevin Kline) 2. What's Up, Doc?  (Ryan O'Neal, Barbra Streisand, Madeline Kahn) 3. Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, DeForest Kelley, Nichelle Nichols, George Takei, Walter Koenig) 4. Star Trek: Insurrection (Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Brent Spiner, Marina Sirtis, Gates McFadden, LeVar Burton) 5. The Fifth Element (Bruce Willis, Milla Jovovich, Gary Oldman) 6. Schindler's List (Liam Neeson, Ray Fiennes) 7. The Shawshank Redemption (Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins) 8. Return of the Jedi (Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, James Earl Jones) 9. Men In Black (Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Rip Taylor) 10. Independence Day (Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, Vivica A. Fox)

Top Ten Favorite TV Shows

1. er (NBC) 2. The Pretender (NBC/TNT) 3. The Drew Carey Show (ABC) 4. The Simpsons (FOX) 5. Whose Line is it, Anyway? (ABC) 6. Dark Angel (FOX) 7. Red Dwarf (BBC) 8. Okay, so I only have 7 favorite tv shows...

Top Ten Pet Peeves

1. bad grammar 2. people who drive with their blinker on when they're not turning 3. people who drive without their blinker on when they are turning 4. ignorance 5. tailgaters 6. people who honk 7. ads that tell me that I am not a valid person unless I'm a size 5 8. fees for things that should be free 9. "reality tv" shows that are completely unrealistic 10. blue M&M's