Marcus Flint holds three distinct truths to be self-evident:


Percy Weasley is the saddest tosser he's ever met.

All students are not created equal. Ones who believe they
are, are trying to let a leg over.

Oliver Wood would be madly in love with him, if ever Oliver
Wood spoke to him.


Marcus knows these three things like he knows the sky is any
color you want it to be, and every day when he wakes the sun
will come up.

Marcus knows he could talk to Wood any day, just like that.

He's just biding his time, he says.