This is a little "getting to know us" section. We are two typical Goddesses from Southeast Iowa. Yes, Goddesses from Iowa, maybe we're the Goddesses of Corn and Soybeans, that's nothing to concern yourself with so shut the fuck up.
Marie doesn't know what to say about herself as she's a very private person and has recessed into the pit of her own desparaty, not to be confused with self-pity. She is willing to reveal, however, that she is the proud owner of a really cute puppy named Roty (aka "Devil Dog"). Any other questions you may have about her you may direct to her e-mail along with an explanation of said question and hope your question will be worth her time: marie__18@lycos.com.
Phaedra is "other" (as in, "that girl ain't right"). Always willing to do battle, armed with her rapier wit, she has the ability to rise to any occasion which might present itself to her and is often found in Yahoo! chat severing her own limbs with a chainsaw and asking people to jump off buildings with her. She can be contacted at qqqqxxxzz@lycos.com and will respond to all
e-mail, although she doesn't promise to be nice in her response. Honesty is always her best policy, although she is a firm believer in bullshit- when it suits her diabolical needs.
PHAEDRA FOR PRESIDENT
First of all, we feel it is necessary to state that we, Phaedra and Marie, DO NOT condone the consumption, sale or manufacture of illegal narcotics. That having been said, we have noticed that there is a severe lack of "drug ethics" in our little corner of the world. There are people, who shall remain nameless but they know who they are, that have been arrested and in order to keep their own weasly little asses out of jail, they have been majically transformed into singing canaries. It really chaps our (collective) ass that there are people in our community who, rightfully, should be in prison. Why aren't they? If you aren't willing to take responsibility for your own illegal activites, then don't break the law.
It's just that simple!!!
Again, we still DO NOT condone the use of illegal narcotics, especially methamphetemine nor do we condone the use of 16 year old whores. However, it has come to our attention that there is a certain fake blonde "tweak whore" who seems to delight in fucking men for drugs and then, when caught with her pants down, so to speak, she runs to mommy with stories of forced sex and drug use. It is well known that she's been doing this for at least two years and several men's lives have been destroyed by this little slut yet the men continue to support her habit in order to get their rocks off. This, of course, begs the question: WHICH SEX IS SMARTER??? If you have a personal story you'd like to share, please feel free to e-mail either one of us at the addresses at right.
Men fucking suck, simple fact of life and someday, maybe we'll get that through our (collective) thick skull. Don't get us wrong, we shall continue to have our fun and games with them. And if all else fails, we can always just "borrow" a gun.
EAT ME
Think about it people... In a word- YES, yes '80's pop music is the devil. Bananarama, Wang Chung, Huey Lewis and the News, Kool and the Gang, Madonna, Tiffany, Debbie Gibson, New Kids on the Block, Corey Hart, Richard Marx, Duran Duran etc, etc, etc: Satan's finest Disciples. We should know... and we do. And we're not ashamed to admit it, although, if we could turn back the hands of time, we would've been listening to a lot more Black Flag and these would've been... The Days of Our Lives.
With that I'll leave you with a mind boggler: If "God" created everything, who the fuck created "God"????? People please think about the wisdom of what I say.
Ya know, we've been doing a lot of thinking. Amazing but true. Anyway, why is it that women find accents so attractive? We can't figure it out. Now where we are from has no "accent" but even people directly to the North or South of us do. Why is that? Not all accents are so attractive though. Sometimes they just make ya sound stupid so don't assume that you're cute or anything.
Yeah, it's good to have goals.
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