They cut the phone about an hour ago
In the middle of my calling in sick
Th'ain't E-Lec-Tricity in my house
Thanx to some some low-down ruthless son of a ...tick
Halfway through Jerry Springer's hour
The cable guys came and snipped the wire
Now I'll never know what happened to her husband's father's wives
I guess there'd be just one more thing tonight.
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I'm gonna take this last ($)25 of mine
Buy me a 2-4 and have me a Hell of a time.
Cause I think it's time I should celebrate
So pop the cork, it's Bill's Birthday!
Now, How do I get out to the honktonk?
The repo-man just borrowed my truck
7 came 11 but the 31st came first
I lost it all when I lost my luck
The check is in the Mail!! I swore to God!
But I sold that line, one too many times.
The TV done grew legs and walked away
And took with it the other appliances.
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Solo
Phone bill, light bill, lectric bill, hydro, gas bill.
Chorus
Happy Birthday Bill!!
©November 24th 1998 Ward Pike
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