One day, a family goes to the circus. Mom, Dad,
and son all get their tickets and sit down for the
show. Just as the elephants come into the ring,
the father goes to get the snacks. Suddenly, the
little boy jumps up and down and points at the
elephants. 'Mama, Mama, what's that?' he cried.
'That's the elephant's trunk,' she said.
'No, on the other end!'
'That's the tail,' she said.
'Nooo, under that!'
Embarassed, she said, 'its nothing,' and tried to
draw his attention away. The father returned but
had forgotten drinks, so the mother goes to the
snack bar. As soon as she left the kid tugged at
his father's sleeve. 'Daddy, what's that?'
'The trunk.'
'No, on the other end.'
'The tail, son.'
'Nooo, under that.'
'That's the elephant's penis, son.'
The child thought for a second and said, 'But
mama just said it was nothing.'
'Well, son, your daddy has your mama pretty
spoiled.'