Gates in Hell
Bill Gates dies and goes to the pearly gates where god meets him and says ' you are a great man I will let you choose where you go ' heaven or hell? Bill says ok lets take a look at them, lets start with hell. So they hop into a elevator and after an hour of going down they stop the doors open and Bill looks out. He sees a bunch of beautiful women in bikini's running around on a beach. the weather is perfect and everybody is happy. Bill says ok if this is hell lets see heaven so they get back in the elevator and stop at heaven. Bill looks out and sees a bunch of boring old angels flying around so Bill says ok I will take hell.

-==6 months later==-



God decides to check up on Bill. But when he looks out of the elevator, Bill is hanging by a rope above a pit of fire.

Bill says: what the !@## happened to the beautiful women and the perfect weather and the beach??

God says, "Ohh that was the demo."