Bill, Jim & Scott were at a convention together and they were
sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story hotel.

After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that
the elevators in their hotel were broken & they would have to
climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

Bill said to Jim & Scott, "Let's break the monotony of this
unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.
I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, Jim can sing songs for the
next 25 flights and Scott can tell sad stories for the rest
of the way."

At the 26th floor, Bill stopped telling jokes & Jim began to
sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing & Scott began to
tell sad stories.

"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the
room key in the car!"