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"Party! Tuba parking!" -Morgan	"It's like a boomerang. It will come right back!" -Jordin referring to ideas going over Perry's head.	"What color would the presidents condom be?" -Jordin "It would change colors!" -Chili "Like a mood condom?!" -Jordin
"Hey, you're on my pants!" -Brandon to Morgan.	"Trumpets, This song you should be able to play open." -Ritter "I can't finger it!" -Tom	"Did you bring Guitar Hero?" -Paris to Puddin' "FARG!" -Puddin'
"We're like your gay parents, but we are straight." -Austin	"Do you like my tone?" -Amanda "I like your tone..." -Maureen	"No, you missed it, it bounced off my boob." -Cara "I didn't know they could do that..." -Emily
"Man, that felt so good. I mean, it feels kinda good and it's kinda fun when when you're alone, but when you're alone, you never know if you are going at the right pace or not." -Cara	(high pitched voice) "Ryne Freed! Ryne Freed! Ryne Freed!?!" -Colton	"MMM, I love the smell of Perry in the morning." -Chili
"I have an idea! We could take spoons and make a tunnel to the band room!" -Emily "But we could just climb through the ceiling" -Mooj "But spooning is so much more fun!" -Emily	"Are you going to give, or am I going to take?" -Amanda	"I need your bodies." -Ritter
"I like sexual innuendos." -TimTim	"Kelly? Can I...Can I stroke it?" -Amanda	"Not with trombones, trumpets." -Ritter "Screw trombones, got it." -Colton
"Good. Slutty. I like it." -Ritter	"It's like sucking the stomach right out of my belly..." -Colton	"May I please un-mute you?" -Kayla
"You sound like a bicycle tire." -Kayla	"That rests name is Jimmy, and Shane hates him!" -Ritter	"Wow, it looked SO much bigger in the picture." -Jack "That's what she said." -Cara.
"Jack? Why are your pants glowing?" -Emily "Sorry. My fly was down." -Jack	"I want a Richard!" -Mooj "I want a pocket Richard!" -Keely	"Hey! Who wants to lai Morgan?" -Keely "Oh! Pick me!" -Colton
"Hey, do these pants smell weird?" -Jack referring to the pants he was wearing.	"Hey Jack...wanna get it on?" -Maureen	"God's like, 'Oh, you suck. SMITE.'" -Chili
"It was like a bass-gasm." -Kelly	"I think I'm high on life." -Keely "I think I'm high on your life." -Kelly	"She spooned me and I screamed!" -Kelly
"I said to Jane 'If you go to Shari's and someone says Hey look! A distraction!, hold on to your milkshake!" -Lukas	"I just got it on my thigh..." -Morgan "That's what she said!" -Kelly	"No means yes, and yes means do it now." -Keely
"It's a two-way street, Bucko!" -Cara	"You've got some goop on the side of your pants." -Ritter "That's what she said." -Cara	"They came too fast!" -Kelly "That's what she said." -Keely
"Stop going so fast! It'll get everywhere!" -Kelly	"Let's download skin." -Nikki	"Whoa guys! The ice cream's cold!" -Sarah
"Wait...are you telling me that if I put fireworks in Craig's Trombone, he'll die?" -Brandon	"My eyes just went to his fro and they wouldn't get off." -Morgan	"I just fiddled around with it and it came out." -Jane
"It's cause they're stoned." -Craig	"You sneezed in tune..." -Kayla	"Trumpets, we're not near slutty enough!" -Ritter
"So we have to be a slut on a train?" -Shane	"Make love to the song trombones!" -Morgan	"Seriously, it took half an hour for me to put my pants on this morning." -Ryne
"Move ya body Pat!" -Kayla	"Shut up and eat my chicken." -Cara	"I like them looooooooonger." -Cara
"They Kinda have a thing goin' on..." -Ritter "Your mom has a thing goin' on" -Cara	"Trombones, I feel like we hit the climax early..." -Ritter	"Wow, that was anti-climactic." -Ritter
"I've never seen so much stand sex in my life!" -Chili	"I'll just tape the blues scale to my bell." -Tom	"Haha, I'm more perfect than you!" -Brandon
"They are planning on taking over the world and it starts with speeding up in jazz band." -Ritter	"Loosen it up, give it some whip action." -Ritter	"Careful, don't OD on trombone." -Ritter to David
"Jacob, get your banana away from Maureen!" -Emily	"Dude, just lean over and let Emily hit you." -Ritter	"He was like stalking and I was like 'Cream Cheese!!'" -Cara
"I was fingering it, then I thought to myself, it's a lot different when you actually do it." -Morgan	"Well, who's the father? I mean, how long has it been?" -Ritter "What kind of ho do you think I am?!?" -Cara	"I don't hook people up with girls, just Tom." -Jordin
"Man, if I had a dollar for every time Maureen told me to give it to her..." -Chili	"'What did you do last night?' 'No one.'" -Keely	"Is your face always like that or did you just sleep on something?" -Cara

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