| "Look, Katy's melting!"- Ben |
"Loud is better."- Frank |
"Band, Choir and Drama are like a big family. Drama is the little sister who's overly friendly and will likely get molested someday because they talk to strangers too much. Choir is the teenage sister who talks on the phone all the time and there's always some crisis to be dealt with and fainted over. Band is the reclusive big brother who stays in his dark room all day and plays video games and drinks Dew. I'm not sure where drummers fit in all this. Maybe they're Choir's bum boyfriend, or Band's strange lizard that lives in our room and scares Drama."- Queen Mum |
| "If guys put in their wallets everything girls put in their purses, they'd have really big butts."- Luci |
"We got action up the wazoo."- Porkchop |
"My hand! I felt a zipper!"- Wyatt |
| "I missed you. I shot right through you."- Evan |
Retro quote (found in a recent re-organizing of music): "Dating within the section is like dating within the family: it leads to retarded children and webbed toes."- Beth Jendro. |
"Do you want to go on a magic carpet ride?"- Rodger to Kyle |
| * "At least we're consistently inconsistent."- Schenk |
"He's a brother with benefits."- Ben |
"If throwing a carrot at me would shut me up, I would have tried it years ago."- Alison |
| "I tried. I did. I hit the floor."- Schenk |
* "Porkchop, get your (butt) away from the (dang) flutes!"- Suhl (for full quote, see Porkchop) |
"I'm not taking this; I'll be in my stall."- Schenk |
| * "Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Jaaack, Jaaack, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor- Oh no, it's a Sprague!... Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Trevor..."- Trevor and Jack |
"F rhymes with 2, where have you been?"- Luci |
* "Yeah, but you liked it."- Ian |
| * "Dew me." -Kris to Frenchie |
"I'm gonna rip the game to my harddrive." -Porkchop
I'll rip you to my harddrive." -Andy" |
"He said I was the most directed, prepared student..." -Andy
"Most erected!?!"- Wyatt |
| "There's a country called nigger?"- Porkchop |
"You can have him."- Queen Mum and Alisa |
"We're going to kick your brass."- Lukas |
| "I don't have a license. Do I play here?"- Jameson |
"Who has bodies?"- Gina |
"I don't have a religion. It's against my religion."- Andy |
| "Cherie unzipped my zipper."- Kris |
"It sounded like a drunk Frenchman."- Ritter |
"I think your babysitter has a side job."- Kevin to Katy |
| * "A marcato is the love child of an accent and a staccato."- Ritter |
"I was with you! I don't deserve to be shot!"- Andy |
* "But...you can't play under there!"- Queen Mum |
| * "Punch 'em in the face!"- Kris |
"Dissecting Cubans?"- Jack |
"Joseph Peterson is the root of all evil."- Trevor |
| "If we have a cute female nurse, stuff happens."- Kris |
"You're not a priest, why are you touching me?"- Kyle |
"I know what I need to relax."- Porkchop. |
| "Kyle, put that away."- Queen Mum |
"Porkchop, you're not black, but, hey, you'd be hot as a black person. Hmmm. He'd be a backwards Michael Jackson."- Cherie |
"Duct tape fixes everything."- Cherie to Kelly |
| "Band is better than crack."- Andy |
"Want to play a game of rape?" "No." "That's the spirit!" |
"I'll Rik your dim."- Queen Mum |
| * "From behind, all sheep look the same."- Kris |
* "Who am I sleeping with again?"- Schenk |
"Your hands smell like you."- Andy |
| "No, I have a weird picture of you with a picture of Steve (#3) with his shirt off."- Queen Mum to Andy |
"Hey Porkchop, you were a babe your freshman year!"- Cherie |
"Wyatt, I just want to experiment..."
"What are you groping me for?"
"Cause you're just that dead sexy."-
Porkchop and Wyatt |
| "Ever heard that you get what you give? Well, it's a lie."- Frank |
"Dang the fourth mallet and the E of two!"- Schenk |
* "That isn't the couch."- Porkchop |
| "I'm just going to lay here and take it."- Ritter |
"What do you mean my mothers?"- Wyatt |
"I have 2 dads!"- Ali(son) |
| "If life gives you lemons, squeeze them in your little sister's eyes when she's sleeping."- Lukas |
* "My dead sexiness will evaporate the water as soon as it touches me."- Porkchop |
"I'm very flexible."- Ritter |
| "Get on the floor. Andy, you're closest."- Trevor |
"Andy, I'm not your man slave."- Jack |
"Playing music is like going to the park: there are slides, and you swing a little, but most of all you have fun."- Cherie |
| "What goes good with gas? Donuts!"- Frenchie |
"I'm marking my territory."- Trevor |
"Want some cancer?"- Jack |
| "Get your tongue out of his ear!"- Ritter |
"Dude! You sound like an elephant in heat!"- Andy to Luci |
* "You are required to love us."- Richard |
| "One soda to rule them all!"- taped to a Coke bottle up above the Mountain Dew. (how did it get up there, anyway?) |
"If I don't see it, I don't know about it."- Ritter |
* "Look, it's Jesus!"- Amanda |
| "I smell purty!"- Porkhyphenchop |
"Porkchop, willyougotothedancewithme?"- Cherie |
* "I look hot."- Jack |
| "It's like a dollar store flute."- Ben (not!) |
"Schenk, you're thunder thighs!"- Katy |
"Luci, I'm home!"- Katy Satan |
| * "I don't mind women, but technology is another matter."- Ben |
"I sprayed my virginity all over my body."- Jack (Queen Mum did not write this) |
* "I got zip-ties."- Wyatt |
| "If you had boobs you'd know!"- Cherie to PC |
* "It's not that he hates all of us; it's that he loves himself more."- Tony (Frenchie) referring to Andy |
"He's narcissistic." "Hey, Caesar said that." "Did you say seizure?" |
| "I got stuff up there."- Porkschizzle |
"Josh is Blanket."- (various people) |
"I want my Blankey!"- Amanda |
| "My nose is running. Are you thirsty?"- Luci |
"If you threw up I'd slap you."-Alisa |
* "That's okay, I don't mind."- Kyle |
| "Kyle, quit trying to be a ladies man, cause Porkchop's not a lady."- Ritter |
"D is for... crappy."- Ben |
"It's the noose." "For the moose?" "It's a moose noose." "That's abuse." |
| "You know, Jack is like God's gift to women. There's so much unused potential there."- Gina |
"And the men too."- supposedly Porkchop |
"I pity the women."- Perry |
| * "No noodling!"- Ritter |
"*an unwrite-able high-pitched, hi-frequency screech*"- Porkchop, and others (mainly trumpets). Means goodbye and hello. It sounds like "Bai!" or "Hai", depending on which greeting is being used. |
* "It would be like Josh is pimpin' and that's just not right."- Queen Mum |
A bunch of random, typical "biggie smalls."*- referring to all percussionists.
*"Illigitimate children." |
Luci's on the pill. Literally. "Yes, I am."- Luci |
* I'm a Ninja."- Kyle (who is, possibly) |
| "I'll have a party to-go."- Lukas |
"I love duct tape."- Perry |
* "You FAIL at Life!"- Jack |
| * "We're combining the new age fury of heavy metal with classic Christmas carols."- Danny |
"Have you seen Mrs. Ritter?"- Amanda "She's right there!"- Josh and Amy and **** (a non-band person) |
"It's a Lukas-bag."- Ritter |
| "That's when I knew I was gay."- Jack (who apparently is not gay, really. He does have a "girlfriend" but, well, who knows?) |
"That's scrumdidlly-frickin-umptious."- Luci |
"Fighting over carrots! What has happend? Carrots!"- Garrett |
| * "We're not crazy, we're just band geeks."- Cherie |
*knock knock knock* "Miss Lady?"- Collins |
"Oh plastic tree, oh plastic tree..."- Luci |
| "Mountain Dew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"- Cherie |
"Mountain Dew!!!!!"- Cherie and all the band |
"You know you're a band geek when you call the football games pep games."- Luci to Cherie |
| "I always knew percussion was brainless."- CJ (Cherie) |
* "I've sat on Josh before- NO, NOT LIKE THAT! We both had pants on."- Amanda |
* "You guys had BETTER be keeping your pants on."- Ritter |
| * "Feel this. It's the nicest feel ever."- Ben |
"Toothpaste? More like #2 paste."- Trevor to #3 |
"Operation septic tank is in full swing, with results by the end of the year."- Porkchop |
| "I don't trust #3 any farther than I can throw him."-Ritter "Which isn't far, is it?"- #2 |
"Wyatt! Chain me to the wall!"- Katy |
"Boo! I'm scary."- Perry |
| "Get off the couch and play forte!"- Alyssa |
"Flying bagels!"- Alyssa, Forest, Katy, Kevin |
"Zorra!"-Kyle *smack*-Katy |
| "Ouch!! There's a contact in my eye!"- Aaron |
"Your tongue came down through the bottom of your clarinet and smacked me in the side of the head."- Ritter |
We are the bass line... resistance is futile. |
| "Hark!"- Alisa |
"Horse auditions."- Ritter. Cuz the trumpets keep killing the horse. *update* Porkchop has made the horse live!! |
It sounds like a dying giraffe- the horse in Sleigh Ride |
| * "Think jolly leprechaun... think Washburn."- Ritter |
"Arrgh!"- Everyone on pirate day |
"Andy likes fraps."- Papa Suhl |
| "Make it a quick death at least!"- Queen Mum |
"Let's see what ol' Papa Suhl has in his wallet."- Papa Suhl |
"This Batch (Bach) guy..."- Danny |
| "#3! Come out out of your closet!"- Luci |
"Oh! Man! Come on! Give it a smell! I didn't know tape could make that smell!"- Jack |
* "The pop doesn't talk!"- Porkchop |
| "Why would a penguin wear tennis shoes and a tie?"- Ritter" |
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"I'm a queer penguin."- Schenk |
| "It just has some... persnickitiness."- Alisa |
"My screws are coming loose."- Cherie |
"I'm afraid of hitting the Danny-thing."- Alisa |
| * "WORD!"- Papa Suhl |
* "I can't see past your enormously huge pectoral muscles."- #3 |
* "Who fed Jack drugs?"- Ritter |
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