| President: Perry |
| Vice President: Shane (a.k.a Puddin') |
| Secretary/Treasurer: Morgan |
| Concert Band Rep: N/A. |
| Symphonic Band Rep: N/A. |
| *Department of Agriculture: N/A. |
| *Secretary of War: N/A. |
| *Sgt. @ Arms: N/A. |
| *Enforcer: N/A. |
| *Military Bouncer: N/A. |
| *Military Bouncer: N/A. |
| *Super-cool Webmaster of DOOM: Mooj |
| *Apprentice Webmaster of Doom: None as of yet |
| Ritter ('95)- Our director, teacher, head sane person. aka Miss Lady, or The Prime Minister of Band. "Not Margaret Thatcher. Tony Blair. I could be Tony Blair." Suhl is dead, long live Ritter! Don't call her Mama Ritter. Unless you need a laugh. |
| Washburn ('68)- The old band teacher before Suhl. He's the grandfather and zenmaster guru of band. "Zen!" |
| Kelly (WE, 2009)-Kelly is tall and cannot whisper to save her life. She loves anime. Her best friend is Keely. Kelly Also plays Bass in Jazz. Totally kicks butt. We all love her Sexy black dress. |
| Cherie (WE, 2006)- The new Queen Mum, which replaced Amy as the head of the flute section. Don't call her "Sherry." |
| Tory "Victoria" (WE, 2007)- Another flute, possibly Cherie's second in command. |
| Gina (WE, 2006)- A second flute player. She's somewhat normal. |
| Ian (WE, 2007)- The only male flute player in Wind Ensemble. He's a stalwart and talented soul who doesn't say much and doesn't need to.He rocks. And he can Fly!! |
| Katy (WE, 2007)- Don't get on her bad side. Her good side isn't all that pleasent either, to be honest. Deemed Satan Mark III by the band. |
| Alison (Symph., 2007)- Another of el fluties. |
| Nickki (WE, 2008)- She's in track, and she does distance running, which is the hardest. Go, Nickki! |
| Alyssa (WE, 2007)- That one person. |
| Betty- No bio yet. |
| Andy (WE, 2007)- A clarinet player. He is small and leprechaun-like. He does not deny this. He's also a very angry person. |
| Ben (WE, 2006)- Second clarinet. "Feel this. It's the nicest feel ever." |
| Kris (WE, 2006)- First clarinet who has the best facial expressions known to mankind. Cherie thinks he's hot. He just joined the Army along with Justin. |
| Chelsea (WE, 2006)- Not to be confused with the other Chelsea, who is better known as Emily. Her nickname is Chez. She is a wonderful person who, while she may not say much, what she does say matters, which is not something you can say about everyone, including me. |
| The other clarinets without bios at the moment but will soon receive some.(Misc., Misc.) I guess the name says it all. |
| Lukas (WE, 2006)- A very cool bari sax player. Also known as "Luci." He wrestles. He is awesome and totally rocks alto, tenor, and of course Bari. Mooj's hero. |
| Garrett (WE, 2007)- An alto sax player and the only one to move up from Symphonic Band into Wind Ensemble Sophomore year. He is very quiet and always eats rabbit food. He is a very nice guy. The Band hasn't gotten to him yet... |
| #2 (Percussion, 2006)- A large, angry percussionist who apparently likes to eat people. |
| Aaron (Percussion, 2006)- A quiet piano player type. |
| Schenk (Percussion, 2006)- He's a Schenk, not much else to say. |
| Jessica (Percussion, 2006)- She's a Jessica. |
| Porkchop (WE, 2006)- aka General Porkchopo. His sister is Beefy. I believe this explains it. I am told that it does. He's kind of the "King of Band" but not, you know? He just joined the Army. |
| Kyle (WE, 2007)- A trumpet player. Um. Yeah. He's cool. He can be kind of gross sometimes, but he has a good heart. I think. I've never seen it. |
| Brent (WE, 2006)- Another trumpet player. He was revealed on the Kennewick trip to be the most sought-after male in band. He enjoys this muchly. He joined the Army. |
| Richard (WE, 2007)- A trumpet player with the deepest voice I've ever heard. He's our DDR dealer and resident pirate, although we have quite a few now. Quite a few pirates, that is. |
| Wyatt (Symph., 2006)- He's a hick. What more can I say? He's a very nice guy, which lately has gotten him into a bit of trouble. He he he. I don't know, he's Wyatt. To know him is to love him. He joined the Army. |
| Tracy "Trodo" (WE, 2007)- Yet another trumpet player. He acts too. Apparently he has long toes, which is where "Trodo" comes from. Starred as "Doody" in the school play of Grease, which suits him perfectly. |
| #3 (Symph., 2007)- An even larger trumpet player. Younger brother to #2. Which would be why he's called #3. #1 is... gone now. |
| Perry (Symph., 2008)-Mwahaha, Perry's bio is now property of Frenchie. Victory is mine! And by mine I mean Frenchie's, because I am Frenchie! |
| Jack "Ace" (WE, 2006)- Tall and skinny, Jack is our Department of Agriculture. "N-ts, n-ts, n-ts." (If you don't what that is, you haven't seen it.) |
| Trevor "Gary" (WE, 2006)- Gary to Jack's Ace, Trevor should join Knowledge Bowl. He and Jack should switch instruments, for reasons displayed last year at Solo and Ensemble. |
| Danny (WE, 2005)- Now graduated, but I have to keep him here due to the awesomeness of this --> Classic Danny quote: "We're combining the New Age fury of heavy metal with classic Christmas carols." |
| Evan (WE, 2006)- He plays bass guitar and upright bass. He is fairly normal. He is somewhat of a closet band geek, but we have high hopes for him. |
| Frenchie" (WE, 2007)- He is a French Horn player, the sexiest guy in school. This child was born without parents, or so he claims, and is a bit odd. |
| Sam (WE, 2007)- A quiet, but not bad French horn player. Go French Horns! |