| "Hey Ritter, does this sound like an alien ship or something?" Queen Mum |
"I'm never wearing pants again." -Chris |
"Chris, Ashley found a way to make you not look stupid." -Jess |
Memory: Rockin' out to the bagpipes during Brigadoon. |
| "Frenchie, I'm on top." -Cherie |
"I'm wearing too many clothes." -Queen Mum |
"It's the lost city of Brigalantis." -Queen Mum |
| "I need brain floss."- Queen Mum |
"Jack's big melon is in the way."- Chris |
Honorary Band Quote: "You couldn't tell the difference."- Alex |
| "Stop sucking."- Kyle |
"I know how to make a monkey dance."- Porkchop |
"We can suck together."- Andy to Kris |
| "Five sharps?!? Thank God!"- Andy |
"Aw, crap."- Frenchy |
"Ew, it's all warm! Gross!"- Queen Mum |
| "What is the point of boxers?" |
"Attacca!" |
"Watch out for ritards and slow down."- Ritter |