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Kennewick Quotes

"Hey look, it's people!"- Josh	"Old people are squishy."- Kyle	"You gotta get in the crevice."- Gina to Kris
"She seems very into that."- #2	"Thanks a lot, dad, I cut my toe on my braces."- Luci	"Yeah, the machine called Tony Sprague."- Guess Who
"Yeah, I may be a knuckle-sucker, but you're a pillow-biter."- Ben	"You guys know I sleep in the nude, right?"- Ben "You guys know I sleep on the chair, right?"- Luci	"Ben, just stick it in there."- Tracy
"Ooh, do it on me!"- Gina	"Ritter, you can lose your job for dressing up like a girl?"- Tracy	"I'm not worried about your hands."- Ritter to #2
"When guys are babies, they sometimes..."- Trevor	"One skin, two skin, three skin..."- Luci	"It's perfectly natural. I've done it too."- Luci
"My eyes are watering! I can't see!"- Brent (upon smelling Trevor's sock)	"..."- Alisa (upon being proposed to by Porkchop)