So you think you're good enough to be in The Blank Generation? Well, if you're a drummer, and you live relatively close to the Falkville area, you may be.

We require the following things:

• You don't have any traits resembling this fellow's:

Kevin

        Kevin is lazy, unmotivated, and uninterested. And notice he has devil horns and what is supposed to be a Hitler mustache.

        So, if you're not a Kevin-type, send an e-mail to INeedSedatives@hotmail.com or Erinyes04@aol.com and tell us how much unlike Kevin you are. And we'll get back to you.