Here they are. Worse yet, people continue to call them punk, or punk/rock. Blink 182 thinking themselves as punk is like me thinking myself as an 8 foot tall Scandanavian female marathon runner. Maybe when they started they were nearly punk, but since then it's just been a downward spiral. Their current stuff is just terrible. You can't listen to it without wretching. The first time I heard it I wanted to walk right up to them and poke their eyes out with a long sharp stick. And people call it good? What is great about this? It just drives you crazy! You want to bash it out your memory with a hammer. The singer adds about 7 extra vowels to each word. All of it is mind-numbingly simple. I could play the guitar part, and I'm not even a guitarist. Yet people still continue to listen to it, and enjoy it. What is wrong with their fans? Their music has gone from bad, to worse, to utter, utter shit. If you look up "shitty" in a dictionary, one of the definitions should be "Blink 182". I drew a diagram of their music style, and how it has changed. As you can see, they have never been punk. For most of their time they have been pop-punk/pop. Now, they have just become a sickeningly bad noise. One other thing that really pisses me off about "Blink" is that they have "funny" songs. Yeah, funny if you are an immature 8-year-old. Songs about fucking your grandparents just aren't funny, no matter how much you want them to be. I even have the lyrics right here: When you fucked grandpa, BUT PEOPLE CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO IT! That is what really bugs me. The fact that they have such a big fan base. The fact that there are so many gulliable fools out there who buy their music and listen to it and listen to it. I think the whole world is getting dumber and dumber. So I ask you one, simple favour. Please, please, please stop listening to this shit, and LISTEN TO SOME REAL MUSIC! Go out to your nearest music shop and buy something good. Listen to it. Realise how shit this other crap is. Then STOP LISTENING TO IT!
In all their shittyness. The singer and gutarist on the right who can't sing or play the guitar. The bassist and backup singer on the left who can't play bass or sing. The drummer in the middle who can't drum. All their songs consist of 4 or 5 chords. Their lyrics are as intelligent as those of a 5-year-old. And people continue to buy their music.
[NOTE] If you are offended easily, or your age consists of one digit, DO NOT READ ON!
Did he tell you that he loved you,
Did he hold you untill the sun did rise,
And did he look into your eyes,
And ask you to falate him,
And stick a finger or two in his ass,
*Chorus*
He seems like a to-tal ass-hole,
Grand-pa is a total fucking asshole,
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass...
He rubs his dick in broken glass
When you fucked grandpa,
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head,
And was it on your mothers bed?
*Chorus sung softly under these words*
This is fucking stupid man
I cant believe you have sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
Whats he gunna do?
Take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man you like to fuck him in the bum,
And have everyone come in and watch and masturbate
And cum all over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gunna have sex with my mom tonight
This is stupid
I hate you
Oh my God, what were they thinking? If you find this funny, piss off. Really. Go away. This is the quintesence of shittyness. It sucks more than the most powerful vacuum cleaner on full power. It could kick Busted's ass at a shittyness competition.