CONVERSATIONS



Apparantly funny sections of conversations that I have had with people. Make up your own mind on whether or not you like them.

®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
ryty frazer
[Insert witty name here] says:
Yeah.
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
its kayleigh in yer class dae u know who it is m8
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
????
[Insert witty name here] says:
What the fuck are you saying?
[Insert witty name here] says:
Talk sense, you crazy bitch.
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
gt tae fuck ya mad goon
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
wit ru tolkin bout ya mad jake]
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
fukin bawbag
®f© _KAYLEIGH N JESS N KERRI RUNNINIT 2004 STYLE YASSSSSSSSSSSS_®f© says:
jakey bastert
[Insert witty name here] says:
That's nice.
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That's nice.
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Save The Earth ! Its The Only Place With Chocolate ! says:
i fink ill build a website
[Insert witty name here] says:
Do you know any HTML?
Save The Earth ! Its The Only Place With Chocolate ! says:
html ??
[Insert witty name here] says:
Don't bother trying to build a website.


®f© Jess-K- 2004 ®f© says:
i can see god
[Insert witty name here] says:
No you can't.
[Insert witty name here] says:
Stop lying.
[Insert witty name here] says:
You big liar head.
[Insert witty name here] says:
Stop being such a liar head.
[Insert witty name here] says:
LIAR HEAD!
[Insert witty name here] says:
LIAR HEAD!
®f© Jess-K- 2004 ®f© says:
naw i am no but

®f© Jess-K- 2004 ®f© says:
fukin fanyiyy


Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
who u
[Insert witty name here] says:
I me.
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
whos me
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
?
[Insert witty name here] says:
What?
[Insert witty name here] says:
I'm me.
[Insert witty name here] says:
You're you.
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
amy?
[Insert witty name here] says:
Who?
[Insert witty name here] says:
You?
[Insert witty name here] says:
Or me?
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
?
[Insert witty name here] says:
What?
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
im lauren
Last night I was looking up at the stars and I thought to myself.. where the hell is my ceiling?! says:
and u r
[Insert witty name here] says:
Me.


ELLMIESTER KINKY WINKY <<<<<<<< says:
*kiss*
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
I love you!
ELLMIESTER KINKY WINKY <<<<<<<< says:
oops wrong convo


Red Devil says:
I didnt get Vice City
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Why?
Red Devil says:
I cant get Vice City
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Why not?
Red Devil says:
My PC isnt good enough
Red Devil says:
It cant support Vice City
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Haha!
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Just kidding.
Red Devil says:
Up urs u gay poof go away and fuck ur boyfriend up the ass u prick!!!!!
Red Devil says:
Go and fuck ur boyfriend up the ass
Red Devil says:
Prick
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
What?
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
What did I do?
Red Devil says:
I was really annoyed yesterday
Red Devil says:
And then u rub it in my face
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
I said "Just Kidding"!
Red Devil says:
Oh right sorry
Red Devil says:
I didnt see that


I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Nice one, fat boy. -.-
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
im a girl


I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
I am so smrat.


I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
www.badreligion.com
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
why r u givin me an emailaddy
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
a dnt want t go on some old farts website
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
You don't use the internet much, do you?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
eh im on it right now
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
No shit, Sherlock.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
I meant, do you use it often?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
yep
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
why
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Because only a real idiot or someone who never uses the internet would think a WWW address is an email address.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Or someone who couldn't read.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Which category do you fall into?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
yep that second won is me
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Won,
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Aha.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
So you never use the internet.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Even though you said you did?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
i do
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Oh, so you can't count either?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
whats ur name
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
I don't want to give my name to an idiot who can't count or read.
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
?
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
i cn read and count fr ur info
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
The evidence suggests otherwise.
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
well u now were u cn stuff ur evidence
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
That made no sense.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
At all.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Please rephrase.
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
u now where u cn stuff ur evidnce
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
That made exactly the same amount of sense as the last one did.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
None at all.
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Try again.
***RUDE NAME! CAN'T POST REAL NAME! TOO RUDE!*** says:
ur just stupid


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Go away You put cons on your website and I don't want to be on it!
I am apparantly a goon. Anyone care to explain this? Also, goonball. I think it's a noun. Not in the dictionary... says:
Hehehe... too late


www.waterproofsponge.co.nr (So what if it's shameless advertising?) says:
Why do you type like a constipated ostrich with its head up its arse?
! ! !K-I-R-S-T-Y! ! ! ! KR-n-LK=BBF!!!!!!!!!! she ma best bud eva !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
a dont
! ! !K-I-R-S-T-Y! ! ! ! KR-n-LK=BBF!!!!!!!!!! she ma best bud eva !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says:
a type proper


LaUrEn says:
wots it like in scotland 2 day then
LaUrEn says:
my lil kiltish freind
LaUrEn says:
:-)
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
...
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
Ok.
LaUrEn says:
???
LaUrEn says:
nice?????????
LaUrEn says:
???
LaUrEn says:
hows da hills
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
Dunno.
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
I live in Glasgow.
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
:-P
LaUrEn says:
liar
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
WHat?
LaUrEn says:
SCOTLAND BOI
LaUrEn says:
u sed u live in scottland
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
I do!
LaUrEn says:
ok
LaUrEn says:
lol
Sanity is a state of mind in a world that is always changing says:
Glasgow is in Scotland.
LaUrEn says:
it is not
LaUrEn says:
NOT
LaUrEn says:
n
LaUrEn says:
o
LaUrEn says:
t
LaUrEn says:
n o t


Pimp says:
Hey.
Pimp says:
Is this Anna?
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
hi
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
yeh
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
whos this?
Pimp says:
Surname?
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
sewell
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
whos this?
Pimp says:
Ahh...
Pimp says:
Hey baby.
Pimp says:
I'm Rufus.
Pimp says:
Remember?
Pimp says:
I got some work for you.
Pimp says:
67 Verona Ave.
Pimp says:
They've been lonely for a while.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
wtf?
Pimp says:
You're Anna?
Pimp says:
You work for me.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
yeh
Pimp says:
I'm Rufus.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
uhu, em sure
Pimp says:
You're Anna the Spanna, right?
Pimp says:
Good at hard work?
Pimp says:
Tightening screws?
Pimp says:
Anna the Spanna?
Pimp says:
C'mon, man.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
leo
Pimp says:
I'm bustin' ma ass here!
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
hmmm
Pimp says:
Is this Anna the Spanna or not?
Pimp says:
I'm a busy man!
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
oh yes?!?
Pimp says:
I got other gals who could do the job, I just thought you'd be right for it.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
i could be...
Pimp says:
67 Verona/
Pimp says:
Go there.
Pimp says:
He's pretty big, so make sure he pays you good.
Pimp says:
Ok?
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
ok then
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
who are you actually?
Pimp says:
...This isn't the Anna I know, is it?
Pimp says:
It's Rufus!
Pimp says:
Yo' daddy!
Pimp says:
Pimp daddy! You work for me!
Pimp says:
Now get down to 67 Verona!
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
and hwres that?
Pimp says:
What do I pay you for?
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
wheres*
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
for pleasing your clients?
Pimp says:
Yes! So are you going to please or not?
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
i shall (btw, whats this about?)
Pimp says:
...Is this Anna the Spanna or not?
Pimp says:
Answer.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
yes???
Pimp says:
Why the doubt?
Pimp says:
Anna the Spanna is always sure!
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
coz your takin the piss somehow
Pimp says:
...Now I know you're not Anna.
Pimp says:
Sorry.
your a naughty boy....... go to my room says:
lol
Pimp says:
I must've got the wrong address.
Pimp says:
Yo!


fuc u all says:
do u no wot school i go 2
fuc u all says:
lil boi
fuc u all says:
fort now
fuc u all says:
*nt
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Newnham.
fuc u all says:
how do u no
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I've been watching you, Lino...
fuc u all says:
fu off
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I like your top, Lino.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Really nice.
fuc u all says:
what?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I can see it from where I'm hiding...
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Yeah...
fuc u all says:
what wer r u
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Oh, I can't tell you.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
That would be cheating.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
;)
fuc u all says:
ill call police
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
And say what
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
?
fuc u all says:
u stakin me
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
That someone can see you?
fuc u all says:
i wil
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Go ahead.
fuc u all says:
wer r u
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Outside.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Look out the window.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
See me?
fuc u all says:
no
fuc u all says:
im nt lookin
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Why not?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I'm there.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Behind the hedge.
fuc u all says:
no
fuc u all says:
stop
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Why?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Scared?
fuc u all says:
no
fuc u all says:
plz r u rly there
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Have a look and see.
fuc u all says:
no
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Then you will never know.
fuc u all says:
u cum ne were near my house il gt a knive a stab u
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Sure you will.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
How will you know if I'm there?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
You're too scared to look.
fuc u all says:
no
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Not too scared to look?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Then look.
fuc u all says:
no
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Why not?
fuc u all says:
cus
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
'Cause what?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Too scared?
fuc u all says:
frazer stop it
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I can see your sister.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
What's her name again>
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Kelly, that's it.
fuc u all says:
WOT
fuc u all says:
how du u no dis
fuc u all says:
tel me now
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I just do.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
That's a lovely pink top.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I like the bunny.
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Oh, and the jeans are good too.
fuc u all says:
WOT stp it
fuc u all says:
iom nt jokin
fuc u all says:
i no loads of ppl
fuc u all says:
ill get em 2 gt u
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
So?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
How can they get me?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
I'm all the way over here in Scotland, and you're in England.
fuc u all says:
your fuced up
fuc u all says:
hw
fuc u all says:
did u do dat?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Did I do what?
fuc u all says:
se me
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
You will never know...
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
Scared?
Besitzen][ "Fraser's watch tells him the time!?"][ Star Wars 15 - 22 Lord of the Rings. What the hell is wrong with you people? says:
;)




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