I AM THANKFUL FOR......

 THE PARTNER WHO HOGS THE COVERS EVERY NIGHT,

BECAUSE HE/SHE IS NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

 

THE TEENAGER WHO IS NOT DOING DISHES

BUT IS WATCHING TV, BECAUSE THAT MEANS

HE/SHE IS AT HOME AND NOT ON THE STREETS.

 

FOR THE TAXES THAT I PAY, BECAUSE IT

MEANS THAT I AM EMPLOYED.

 

FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY,

BECAUSE IT MEANS THAT I HAVE BEEN

SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.

 

FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO

SNUG, BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE ENOUGH

TO EAT.

 

FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME

WORK, BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN

THE SUNSHINE.

 

FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,

WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND

GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING, BECAUSE

IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.

 

FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING I HEAR ABOUT

THE GOVERNMENT, BECAUSE IT MEANS

THAT WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

 

FOR THE PARKING SPOT I FIND AT THE FAR

END OF THE PARKING LOT, BECAUSE IT

MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND THAT

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.

 

FOR MY HUGE HEATING

BILL, BECAUSE IT

MEANS I AM WARM.

 

FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH

THAT SINGS OFF KEY, BECAUSE IT MEANS

THAT I CAN HEAR.

 

FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING,

BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.

 

FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES

AT THE END OF THE DAY, BECAUSE IT

MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.

 

FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF IN THE

EARLY MORNING HOURS, BECAUSE IT

MEANS THAT I AM ALIVE.

 

AND FINALLY.......

FOR TOO MUCH E-MAIL, BECAUSE IT

MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE

THINKING OF ME.

 

 (WHEN YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS SO BAD, READ THIS AGAIN.)