It's Trashy, its Tacky, It's Pony TABLOIDS

Pony Rumors--> Baby Ribbon, was FOUND in a bassinett, given up by the unknown Daddy Ribbon.  Not even the BABY FAERIE knows what happened.  This explains the poor childs obsession with honestly.

Surprise--> While Proud of her balloons and yellow hair, has had GLITTER IMPLANTS regularly for the past 2 years... She will deny it though!

Firefly--> Is a bit more than a TomBoy if you know what I mean.  Steamer and  and Barnacle have often found her "trying on" their bandana's and hats.

Munchy--> Unable to reconcile her name and "symbol" with her body image, has become an anorexic for the past 4 years.  There is talk of corrective surgery, and permanant name change. NO PHOTO AVAILABLE

Through serveral bad investments in  hoof polish (the fad that never quite took on) and banana clips (some things in the 80s did need to die a dignified death) Peachy has had to get a 2nd mortgage on the Pretty Parlor, and leases out the Cat Twinkles to perform at parties.  Rumor has it that FiFi want's to buy it out, and start up a chain of posher mane salons.

Summer Wing Ponies are small, but no one knows why.  The truth is that they were Pony Spies, small enough to leave pony land and see what was going on everywhere else.  Few ponies will talk of this genetic alteration!

A single mother bowtie has been implicated in a wave of mane robberies.  She would cut off the manes of other pony's and sell them as wigs,  she says "I had to, I have kids my husband left me and I can barley scratch out a living on this" which is not surprising noting that she has hooves.

Bowtie maintaines this site, if you have a story for her, drop her a line!