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ON 'DA HOUSE with BadHabits
Welcome to "On 'Da House with BadHabits"! Help make this site an award winning site... by scrolling to the bottom of the page and clicking "Rank This Site". Thanks Guys!!! (old issues can be found under Old Trailmix and The Archives) July 3, 1999 TEN THINGS "NOT" TO TELL AN OUTLAW IF YOU MEET HIM FACE TO FACE... :) 1. You call THAT a GUN???? (weeeeeeeeee :) (At this point it is VERY effective if you "whip out" your magnifying glass.. :) 2. Hi stranger... wanna round up some sheep? (Don't forget to wink when you say this... :) 3. I've seen deadlier shooting from water pistols 4. Ask him if it's really true Outlaws wear frilly holsters... (Don't forget to duck when you say this.. :) 5. Tell him "Look
Bucko... Wac_Thiggyolero is MINE!" 6. Ask Him if Bloody Mary is really as good as they say ... (Make sure to tell him he must really be a REAL DESPARADO to take on Mary... :) 7. Ask Him if he'd like to "spawn" with you.... (beware, he may take you up on this one!!! whoo hoo :) 8. Ask Him if he'd care to try out for the "Pistol Whippin Momma's" Posse ... 9. If number 8 doesn't work.. then tell him... "Ohhhh I see.. you're already a member of "Pistol Momma's Suck! " and RUN LIKE HELL!!! (the PMS gang.. DON'T MESS WITH THEM!!!!!!! :) 10. And last but not least... Ask Him "Is it true that you "Outlaws" wear "chaps" to conceal small weapons??" (Muahahaha!!! ;) And Now For Some Zzzooonnne Moments!!! waw_beignet> whats up?
WAW_BEIGNET
June 26, 1999 Top Ten Reasons I
Haven't Posted 2) Monk blew me away with TNT... and I "couldn't get up" (you go monk! :) 3) Cause I "Had To Wash My Hair" (this one's for YOU Annie!!! muahahahha :) 4) I was totally absorbed "taking in" Wildbills's HUGE Website... (whoo hooo did I say he had the HUGEST???? <WG> :) 5) Because I have been "Busy" catching up on all the things PALEFACE "HASN'T" said about me lately (tsk tsk! :) 6) Been busy catching up on all that "Beignet Fan Mail" (hehe yeahhhhh right! :) 7) Got carried away reading "How Mallard forgot he had A Website!" (stay tuned for His new bestselling "thriller" sequel: "Mallard with Alzheimer's .. The Latter Years.." :) 8) Been Busy reading the latest Installment of TJG News Stories.. (whooo hooo some HOT STUFF bayyyybeeeee :) 9) Too busy reading up on the latest "St_Dicky sitings" (much better than "Elvis" sitings... whoo hooo "He ain't nothing but a Hound Dog..." .. ask Annie!!! hehe :) 10) This upcoming "Outlaw Bash" has me in a frenzy.. thinking "olala!!!! I can't wait to spank some Big Bad Outlaw guys" :) waw_beignet June 20, 1999 Father's Day by Susan Pierce.. aka Beignet :) This morning I watched the Sun's dawning, warm moist air - breezes stroking by...Reflections of pink skies in the dappled lake... Parts were still and mirror-like reflecting the pink streaked sky - and parts were ruffled by the wind and the ducks that sailed by And I'd watch a lone duck travel 'cross the lake..hurrying to meet others that waited on the bank And thought of my childhood as I would patiently wait, for my Father to come home... hoping he wouldn't be late And it wasn't the thought of gifts from his travels that made me anticipate, the Moment he'd unlock the door and hug me close as I hurried to his embrace It was because in His arms I always felt safe.. And hearing his Words I could Dream, Hope and Escape And he always made me laugh... and admire Him so.. To me he was my entire world... So naturally when he was home.. I didn't feel alone anymore... I had my Father So this Father's Day, I think of You.. And all those wonderful qualities you had .. and you still do Like the Lake reflecting the dawn skies, sometimes rippled and to itself - parts I can't understand... But also a clear mirror reflecting the goodness in you... And I feel so much gratitude inside my soul.. knowing that God knew just what qualities my Father should hold... Thanks Dad! :)
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June 9, 1999 Some Sad News.. Our new little kitty, "Raybee's" died this past week... The kids and I had gotten totally attached to the lil guy in such a short period of time - it was kinda hard. (what can you say about a lil kitty that will put its paws around your neck and kiss you huh? :) However, the vet convinced us to adopt another kitty and we now have Xena... unfortunately, (or fortunately) Xena looked like she needed a companion.. (so we adopted her lil sister too :) Her sister's name is Saber. Happy to say they are having a great time together and the kids love 'em both. Hopefully we'll have a pic of the cutie's to come... they were NOT very cooperative hehe :) (hmmmm shall we call them the Sistah's of No Mercy??? .. that's for you ms.vegas, styles, thiggy etc :) Well.. Last nite I was online for the first time in awhile.. I actually visited High Noon... (could tell they missed my .. umm.. "badhabits" hehe :) So.. while we were there we came up with a New Top Ten List.. Here it is (thanks miss vic and notorious!! :) TOP TEN REASONS EVERYONE GETS QUIET WHEN "NOTORIOUS" ENTERS HIGH NOON... 1. Because no one can get a word in edgewise... :) 2. Because the sight of him in his "birthday suit" overcomes us all and we run in terror... 3. He's been soliciting in High Noon and everyone already "gave" at the office... 4. Because he's "notorious" for giving too much at the office... (scary thought eh?? hehe :) 5. When he gave at the office... He INSISTED everyone lick his envelopes.. (ewww :) 6. They heard the vicious rumor that Notorious and Beignet were getting married in Vegas with Notorious being dressed as an older Elvis (roflmao miss vic ehehe!!! :) 7. The sight of Notorious dressed as Elvis leaves everyone speechless 8. He threw a stick of TNT into High Noon first.... Oh Wait!!! My Gawd!! That was no stick of TNT!!! (see #2 hehehehe :) 9. Ummm "herding" sheep wasn't the only thing he was "notorious" for ... (Bahhhhh Bahhhh :) 10. Startled by Notorious in his ummm.. "Birthday suit", Miss Vic threw TNT back at him and he became "A hunk a hunk of burning love.. " (whoo hooo :) After a little murder and mayhem in High Noon... I moseyed on over to Paleface's.. to see what was up with my favorite "outlaw cutie" (hehe gotcha Pale :P :) And he had a terriffic map review up, This one is called "Pinball" by Raptor ... think this one will change the face of Outlaw mapmaking guys! (whoo hooo!!! You go Raptor!! :) So.. if you haven't gotten this map... get it at Pale's!!! (What are you WAITING for???? :P :) Still haven't developed the rest of the pics from Vegas.. (so that's it for today guys!!! :)
Here's another "Shameless Plug" for The Most Exciting Event Ever.. THE Outlaws's Bash (oh.. and by the way.. did I tell you what the door prizes will be??????? hehehehe .... The Lucky DoorPrize winners will get a personal SPANKING... "hand-delivered" by Beignet herself... whoohoo :)
May 26, 1999 Ok... so where in the heck have I been again???? :) :) :) Well.. all of last week I was visiting TJG_MsVegas and TJG_LoneWolf (they are married :) in that city of Sin... Las Vegas (also scene of future crimes of the upcoming Outlaws convention which will take place the last weekend of August .. for more info.. see the end of this column and i'll have a link for ya's) Anyhow.. I'm hoping you guys will forgive me because I will be putting up a bunch o' pics (bribery ya know :) First off... I need to welcome the newest member of Beignet's "Real Life" family:
His Name is "Raybee's" (named after friend,WAW_Timestalker) Cute eh??? Ok.. and let me tell ya I had one HECK of a GRRRRRRREAT time visiting MsVegas and LoneWolf!!! (Thanks guys you are the BEST!!! :) Let's see... between MsVegas and I playing poker (and I must have at least been good luck for her cause she won.. then won.. then won again :)
TJG_MsVegas and WAW/ST_Beignet "THE SISTAH'S OF NO MERCY" (hehe) Also.. enjoyed swimming everyday in their pool... (even got to sunbathe in my outlaws birthday suit.. no pics of that though.. darn!!! :) We met VegasDutch for dinner one night.. and he was supposed to take me out with his girlfriend and some friends to Studio 54.. but alas.. I was stood up (sigh sigh sigh Nothing worse than a Beignet all dressed up and no place to go... :)
(sigh... Nothing worse than being all dressed up and no place to go... :) Needless.. to say though.. we had an incredible time anyhow.. and yes.. MsVegas and Wolf are as bad in person as they are online (hehehe gotcha sis and wolf!!! :P :) The upcoming Vegas bash promises to be one hell of a party... and if you guys hadn't thought about coming... rethink it..( cause it will be AWESOME!!!!!!!! :) Of course.. since I'm from Louisiana.. (land of eternal spiciness :) This column would not be complete today without a lil "Vegas Cheesecake" (whoo hooo ,,, hey msvegas and I can dream cant we??? hehe :)
MsVegas Looking Good.. (Looking Real Good hehe :)
WAW_Beignet.. (or is that WAW BABE? :) Hehe.. ok I admit... we had these done at the MGM... we were afraid if we used our real bodies in the pics... it would be too much for you guys.. and everytime you went to shoot us a mental pic would show up in your minds and distract you.. so in essense.. "Only the bodies were changed to protect the innocent" (hehe :) (Stay tuned for more pics in the next few days.. these were the ones from my digital camera.. still have to get the others developed :) May 12, 1999 Long time no see, eh? :) Well, would love to say I've been having too much fun to post... but.... actually have had the kids Grandma (on Dad's side) have a blockage to her heart and have to go thru angioplasty.. then.. my Dad was brought into emergency room last Friday... had to give him 5 pints of blood.. it wasn't looking good at all... but luckily.. turned out to be something semi-minor for the moment.. and they will be letting him go home tomorrow! (Whoooo hoooo!!!!! :) I hear he kept the nurses VERY busy with jokes .. and Cajun charm (wonder where I get that from, huh??? hehe ;) This Saturday I will be visiting the "Future Scene Of The Crime" in Las Vegas for a week... I'll be posting the column from TJG_MsVegas and TJG_LoneWolf's home (God HELP Me!!! hehehe ;) Here's another "Shameless Plug" for The Most Exciting Event Ever.. THE Outlaws's Bash (oh.. and by the way.. did I tell you what the door prizes will be??????? hehehehe .... The Lucky DoorPrize winners will get a personal SPANKING... "hand-delivered" by Beignet herself... whoohoo :)
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