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| "Thank God I live in this looted palace. *sniff*. Its a dream come true for a grunt who makes less than a gas station attendant. *sniff*" |
| "At least my boy died with full medical coverage. Oh lawdy!" |
| "I'm sorry, honey, but mommy has to go murder some little brown children so that we can get food stamps. I'll be home in a couple years. You be a big girl, now, ok? Uhm....have you been getting a tan?" |
| "Don't worry sweetheart, you only have to work as a prostitute until I come home in a wheelchair." |
| The US armed services. We're looking for a few good suckers. |
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