Help for Writers

What's wrong? Are you having trouble writing something in English?
Do you have a deadline? Are you having trouble finding the right words?
Hey, don't panic. Just fill out this form, and send it.
I can write just about anything, so I can probably help.
Overwrite the default values with your own information,
and then press the submit button at the bottom of this form.

Personal Information

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Problem Areas

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Type of Assignment

Type of Writing Deadline

Description of the Problem

Don't panic! You're in touch with W.B. Dearth, an ace writer who can fix just about anything. Most of the time I can fix the problem even before your boss finds out that you've screwed up. So relax. Just describe the problem in the box below, and then press the submit button at the bottom of this form.

Mr. Bill, We very smart programmers. Write very good software program, but no have good English to write proper documentation. People no understand documentation. They read. Then they laugh. No buy program. Please help, Lo Tung Wo

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Last updated by Wild Bill on 1/6/01