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Elwood Blues : It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake Blues : Hit it!
- Dan Akroyd as "Elwood" and John Belushi as "Jake" in The Blues Brothers.

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail us now!
- Dan Akroyd as "Elwood Blues" in The Blues Brothers.

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
- John Belushi as "Jake Blues" in The Blues Brothers

[Jake Blues is released on parole and gets back all the things he wore when he was arrested.]
One Timex digital watch - broken. One unused prophylactic. One soiled.
- Frank Oz as the "Corrections Officer" in The Blues Brothers

If you shoot this man, you die next. Repeat. If you shoot this man, you die next.
- Harvey Keitel as "Mr. White/Larry" in Resevoir Dogs.

Mr. White: You shoot me in a dream, you'd better wake up and apologize.
Mr. Blonde: All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you aren't going to get.
- Harvey Keitel as "Mr. White" and Michael Madsen as "Mr. Blonde" in Resevoir Dogs.

Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him ... or they don't.
- Michael Madsen as "Mr. Blonde" in Resevoir Dogs.

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
- Harvey Keitel as "Winston Wolf" in Pulp Fiction.

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
- Samuel L. Jackson as "Jules Winnfield" in Pulp Fiction.

Mama always said, dying was a part of life.
- Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump" in Forrest Gump.

Lieutenant Dan: Have you found God yet, Gump?
Forrest I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him.
- Gary Sinise as "Ltd. Dan Taylor" and Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump.

Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
- Mykelti Williamson as "Bubba Blue" in Forrest Gump.

Stupid is as stupid does.
- Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump" in Forrest Gump.

Bubba: My given name is Benjamin Buford Blue, but people call me Bubba. Just like one of them ol' redneck boys. Can you believe that?
Forrest: My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.
- Mykelti Williamson as "Bubba Blue" and Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump" in Forrest Gump.

You have to do the best with what God gave you.
- Sally Field as "Mrs. Gump" in Forrest Gump.

Mama always said life was like a box a chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.
- Tom Hanks as "Forrest Gump" in Forrest Gump.

[How to deal with the giant Stay-Puft marshmallow man.]
We've been going about this all wrong. This Mister Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble!
- Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman" in Ghostbusters.

Egon: There's something very important I forgot to tell you.
Peter: What?
Egon: Don't cross the streams.
Peter: Why?
Egon: It would be bad.
Peter: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal.
Peter: That's bad. Okay. Alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.
- Harold Ramis as "Dr. Egon Spengler", Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman", and Dan Akroyd as "Dr. Raymond Stantz" in Ghostbusters.

I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.
- Bill Murray as "Dr. Peter Venkman" in Ghostbusters.

Janine: Do you have any hobbies?
Egon: I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
Janine: That's very fascinating. I like to read a lot myself.
Egon: Print is dead.
- Annie Potts as "Janine Melnitz" and Harold Ramis as "Dr. Egon Spengler" in Ghostbusters.

Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
- Dan Akroyd as "Dr. Raymond Stantz" in Ghostbusters.

Kate: Where are we going?
Richard: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richard: Mexicans.
- Juliette Lewis as "Kate Fuller" and Quentin Tarantino as "Richard Gecko" in From Dusk Till Dawn.

Ordell: Is she dead, yes or no?
Louis: Pretty much.
- Samuel L. Jackson as "Ordell Robbie" and Robert De Niro as "Louis Gara" in Jackie Brown.

I'm as serious as a heart attack.
- Samuel L. Jackson as "Ordell Robbie" in Jackie Brown.

Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.
- Laurence Fishburne as "Morpheus" in The Matrix.

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had, during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are the cure.
- Hugo Weaving as "Agent Smith" in The Matrix.

Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
- Laurence Fishburne as "Morpheus" in The Matrix.

Morpheus: The pill you took is part of a trace program. It's designed to disrupt your input/output carrier signal so we can pinpoint your location.
Neo: What does that mean?
Cypher: It means, buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, because Kansas is about to go bye-bye.
- Laurence Fishburne as "Morpheus", Keanu Reeves as "Neo", and Joe Pantoliano as "Cypher" in The Matrix.

[smoking a cigar!]
I don't trust air I can't see.
- Gene Hackman as "Capt. Frank Ramsey" in Crimson Tide.

Mellow greetings, sir. What seems to be your boggle?
- Michael Tennesee Lee as the "Museum Currator" in Demolition Man.

Lenina: Let's go blow this guy.
John: Away! Let's go blow this guy AWAY!
- Sandra Bullock as "Lenina Huxley" and Sylvester Stallone as "John Spartan" in Demolition Man.

C-3PO: Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1!
Han: Never tell me the odds!
- Anthony Daniels as "C-3PO" and Harrison Ford as "Han Solo" in The Empire Strikes Back.

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes, even between the land and the ship.
- Frank Oz as "Yoda" in The Empire Strikes Back.

Do... or do not. There is no try.
- Frank Oz as "Yoda" in The Empire Strikes Back.

Han: Afraid I was gonna leave without giving you a goodbye kiss?
Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee!
Han: I can arrange that! You could use a good kiss!
- Harrison Ford as "Han Solo" and Carrie Fisher as "Princess Leia Organa" in The Empire Strikes Back.

Hummel: "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." Thomas Jefferson.
Mason: "Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious," according to Oscar Wilde.
[Hummel strikes him and Mason falls to his knees.]
Mason: Thank you for making my point.
- Ed Harris as "General Francis X Hummel" and Sean Connery as "John Patrick Mason" in The Rock.

Anderson: Have you ever been in a combat situation? Goodspeed: Define combat, sir. Anderson: Shep... Shephard: An incursion underwater to retake an impregnable fortress held by an elite team of US Marines in possesion of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets armed with VX poison gas. Goodspeed: Oh. In that case, no, sir.
- Michael Biehn as "Commander Anderson", "Lt. Shephard", and Nicolas Cage as "Dr. Stanley Goodspeed" in The Rock.

Who's the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?
- Alec Guinnes as "Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi" in Star Wars - A New Hope.

Look at the size of that thing!
- Denis Lawson as "Wedge Antilles (Red 2)" in Star Wars - A New Hope.

The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us and penetrates us. It binds the galaxy together.
- Alec Guinnes as "Obi-Wan (Ben) Kenobi" in Star Wars - A New Hope.

We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
- Anthony Daniels as "C-3PO" in Star Wars - A New Hope.

You can't stop change any more than you can stop the suns from setting.
- Pernilla August as "Shmi Skywalker" in The Phantom Menace.

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
- Frank Oz as "Yoda" in The Phantom Menace

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