"An Alphabet Scene"

By Curtis

      This next game is called Alphabet and it is for Ryan, Colin and Wayne. Your scene is you are all three mental hospital escapees shopping in a grocery store. The letter is M and Wayne starts.

W: My, My, My, I should just hop on over to the peanut butter aisle.
R: No. We are all law-abiding citizens. No hopping allowed.
C: Oh, no. I left Fifi at home all alone.
W: Please, just calm down. We are here to get peanut butter and the bus won't be back for 20 minutes.
R: Quiet. The voice of god speaks. There's a sale on jellyfish.
C: Really?
W: Someone in the next aisle just snorted!
R: There! Did you see that guy wipe out with his cart?
C: Ummmm...What were we here to buy, again? A steak knife?
W: Vicks Vaporub's on sale. That stuff can really soothe.
R: Where's the blowfish? I heard they were running a special.
C: Xavier, that's icky.
W: You know, I haven't had blowfish since Palm Sunday.
R: Zoinks! I came to the supermarket in my pajamas?
C: Ah, I knew I smelled something.
W: Better remember what we're here to get. I didn't come all the way from Czechslovakia for nothing.
R: Calm down. we only live right across the freeway.
C: Don't start with me. You know what happened to that last guy who told me I didn't live in Czechoslovakia.
W: Everyone remembers. We helped buy his casket you know.
R: Far off I must say. He didn't kill him. He just decided to squirm when they put his straight jacket on.
C: Go Away. I don't want to talk to either of you anymore.
W: Hey, this money is quite scintilating in the light.
R: I think that tyrannosaur on that jar is scary looking.
C: Just remembered. That's what we were supposed get.
W: Kangaroo Stew?
R: Look, right next to it. Peanut butter.

      I give 1,000 points to Wayne for use of the word scintilating.