| 2005 Regular Season Standings | |||||
| Rank | Team Name | Owner | Record (W-L-T) | Winning % | Points |
| *1. | Spring Crushers | Matt M. | 9-4-0 | 0.692 | 883.01 |
| *2. | Ufda! | Scott B. | 9-4-0 | 0.692 | 772.19 |
| *3. | YGB | scrubb2611 | 8-5-0 | 0.615 | 931.23 |
| *4. | 0 - 16 | Brian O. | 8-5-0 | 0.615 | 827.95 |
| *5. | Quadru Plesux | Will Brickles | 7-6-0 | 0.538 | 837.00 |
| *6. | Vinidogodogos | Deya J. | 7-6-0 | 0.538 | 825.27 |
| *7. | Pearland PeaShooters | Brandon G. | 7-6-0 | 0.538 | 794.35 |
| *8. | I Love the Bar Exam | David A. | 6-7-0 | 0.462 | 842.58 |
| 9 | Giddyups | Rick N. | 6-7-0 | 0.462 | 794.12 |
| 10 | Cypress Mean Machine | Rick G. | 6-7-0 | 0.462 | 774.94 |
| 11 | Blind Vaginas | Jason W. | 5-8-0 | 0.385 | 767.46 |
| 12 | Vatican Hail Marys | James O. | 5-8-0 | 0.385 | 709.96 |
| 13 | We're Holdin' Out | Evan P. | 5-8-0 | 0.385 | 688.15 |
| 14 | Vote for Pedro | Fred Coste | 3-10-0 | 0.231 | 717.23 |
| * = indicates team made the playoffs | |||||