Loopy LooLoo

Loopidium is a volatile element which is only found in the deepest sandbank on a golf course near Uxbridge. It has to be extracted from the ore via electrolysis. Its qualities include:

->Reacts with sugar vigorously in an exothermic reaction to form Hyper-Loopidium, which glows in the dark and can be corrosive to human tissue after being exposed to alcohol

->Produces a colourless, tasteless form of laughing gas which is all-consuming and cannot be dispersed easily. However carrot or parsnip seems to have a significant effect in reducing the power of the gas.

->Bonds with like elements to form super-structured articles containing references to tits ‘n’ arses in a repeating pattern.

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