Interests and things to Ponder:

WHY ITS GREAT TO BE A DOG

1.  No one expects you to take a bath every day.

2.  If it itches, you can scratch it.
 
3.  There's no such thing as bad food.

4.  There's no such thing as bad food.

5  If you grow hair in weird places, no one notices.

6.  You can lie around all day without worrying about being fired.

7.  You don't get in trouble for putting your head in a stranger's lap.

8.  You're always excited to see the same people.

9.  Having big feet is considered an asset.

10.  Puppy love can last.

WHAT IS A CAT?   WHAT IS A DOG?

What is a cat?  Cats do what they want.  They rarely listen to you .  They're
totally unpredictable.  When you want to play, they want to be alone.  When
you want to be alone, they want to play.  They expect you to cater to their
every whim.  They're moody.  They leave hair everywhere.  They drive you nuts
and cost and arm and a leg.  Conclusion:  They're tiny women in little fur
coats.  What is a dog?  Dogs lie around all day sprawled on the most
comfortable piece of furniture in the  house.  They can hear a package of
food being opened a half block away, but don't hear you  when you're in the
same room.  They can look dumb and lovable at the same time.  They growl when
they're not happy.  When you want to play, they want to play.  When you want
ot be alone, they want to play.  They will love you forever if you rub their
tummies.  They leave their toys everywhere.  Conclusion: They're tiny men in
little fur coats.

FROM ANN LANDERS (March 1999)

*  If you can start your day without caffeine,
*  If you can get along without pep pills,
*  If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
*  If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
*  If you can take blame and criticism without resentment,
*  If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
*  If you resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
*  If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
*  If you can relax without liquor, 
*  If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
*  If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice
    against creed, color, sexual orientation, religion, or politics,
Then, my friends, you are almost as good as your dog.

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