Oops, Britney's Song has gone down... again
Oops, my (blanked out) has been kicked,
by Justin Timberlake,
I am a big (blanked out)
Oh kick me baby.
Oops, I'm a big prostitute,
I lost my singing career
I'm just not talented

You see I have this problem
That I have breast implants
I get no money
from have unprotected sex
Oops I became a prisoner
because of my brea-sts,
It's real-ly to-o big
(Repeat)

(I'm sorry, this song is inappropriate for others to listen to, and yes, this is all true. Viewer Discretion is advised.)

April Showers bring may flowers
Yes, we all know that spring is here and summer is on its way. Here's the problem. First of all, people keep complaining about the weather and secondly, they still complain about the weather! Saying "Oh, it's too hot outside, I wish winter was here". Helloooo! You would complain about the cold weather too! And you got to be patient and plus, it's such a nice day complaining about and since winter was long enough, spring should be too. And if you guys don't understand what I'm saying, I can give you some advice...... GET OUT THERE AND GET NAKED AND QUIT COMPLAINING!!!!! OKAY>!?!?!?!?