| The Phony Lord of the Sith Parody tunes copyright 2001 by Valanne Original song: The Phony King Of England – Robin Hood OST – Disney Scene: Episode VI, after deciding to go and destroy the Second Death Star. Sung by the Rebels, in a moment of joyful hope. Oh the worlds will sing of a Dark Lord Sith A thousand years from now And not because he passed some laws Or had that lofty brow While bonny good Jedi Knights are All departed or gone We'll all have to slave away For that good-for-nothin' Lord Incredible as he is inept Whenever the Whills books are kept They'll call him the phony Lord of the Sith A pox on the phony Lord of the Sith He sits alone on a giant throne Pretendin' he's the king A little tyke who's rather like A puppet on a string And he throws thunder and lightning if he cannot have his way And then he calls for Darth while he's cruelly chuckling You see, he doesn't want to play Too late to be known as Darth the First He's sure to be known as Darth the worst A pox on that phony Lord of the Sith While he break us to pieces And he robs us of our homes The giant Death Star’s days are numbered Thanks to this clever plan Ah! But while there is a rebel man in our wily pack We'll find a way to make him pay And have our planets back The minute before he knows we're there Lando’ll destroy his half-baked junk The breezy and uneasy Lord of the Sith The gigglin' grovellin' Measly weasely Blabberin' chucklin’ Gibberin' chucklin’ Blunderin' Wheelin' dealin' Darth Sidious, that phony Lord of the Sith Yeah! |