The Phony Lord of the Sith
Parody tunes copyright 2001 by Valanne
Original song: The Phony King Of England – Robin Hood OST – Disney
Scene: Episode VI, after deciding to go and destroy the Second Death Star.
Sung by the Rebels, in a moment of joyful hope.

Oh the worlds will sing of a Dark Lord Sith
A thousand years from now
And not because he passed some laws
Or had that lofty brow
While bonny good Jedi Knights are
All departed or gone
We'll all have to slave away
For that good-for-nothin' Lord
Incredible as he is inept
Whenever the Whills books are kept
They'll call him the phony Lord of the Sith
A pox on the phony Lord of the Sith
He sits alone on a giant throne
Pretendin' he's the king
A little tyke who's rather like
A puppet on a string
And he throws thunder and lightning
if he cannot have his way
And then he calls for Darth while he's cruelly chuckling
You see, he doesn't want to play
Too late to be known as Darth the First
He's sure to be known as Darth the worst
A pox on that phony Lord of the Sith
While he break us to pieces
And he robs us of our homes
The giant Death Star’s days are numbered
Thanks to this clever plan
Ah! But while there is a rebel man
in our wily pack
We'll find a way to make him pay
And have our planets back
The minute before he knows we're there
Lando’ll destroy his half-baked junk
The breezy and uneasy Lord of the Sith
The gigglin' grovellin'
Measly weasely
Blabberin' chucklin’
Gibberin' chucklin’
Blunderin'
Wheelin' dealin'
Darth Sidious, that phony Lord of the Sith
Yeah!
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