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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/26/03 5:05 pm)
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IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
WHAT CAUSES ANIME? THE JAPANESE! ALL WED HAVE TO DO IS GET RID OF THEM AND POF  NO MORE ANIME EVER. I AM A FUCKING GENIUS. BUT WE DON'T GET RID OF THEM BYU NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST OR ANYTHING CRAZY LIEK THAT NO NO  WE JUST HAVE TO TEACH THEM TO BE MORE AMERICAN!!!!!
PHASE ONE: WE MAKE A SHOW CALLED "ROUND EYE FOR THE JAP GUY  " AND WE SEND IN FIVE AVERAGE BEER-DRINKING TAX-PAYING AMERICANS PEHAPS LIKE THE OINES IN THAT BEER COMMERCIAL WHERE THY ALL SING "IT'S GUUUUUYS NIIIIGHT OUT" TO JAPAM AND THEY IMMEDIATELY START "RE-DECORATING". THEY TECAH THE JAPANES NMOT BE ALL CULTURAL AND FAGGY AND GIVE THEM GUNS AND RIFLES AND RID THEM OF THEIR EVIL OCULT POWERS AND THEN WE TAKE DOWN ALL THE FLASHY LIGHTS AND FUCKING VCRS THAT TALK AND REPLACE THEM WITH GOOD OLD AMERICAN AMDE EQUIPMENT
PHASE TWO: WE TEACH THEM TO STOP "TALKING ALL GAY LIKE" AND LEARN AFEW AMERICAN WORDS AND MAYBE EAT A HAMBURGER (OR TWO).
PHASE THREE: WE TURN OFF THEIR RAROONIE KENSHIN OR GUNDAM 1234567 OR WHAT HAVE YOU AND INMTRODUCE THEM TO GOOD OL;D AMERICAN CARTOONMS LIEK STRIPERELLA OR HARVEY BIRDMAN: ATTORNEY AT LAW. AND THEN WE BREAK THEIR WRISTS.
PHASE FOUR: WE TEACHE THEIR TEENAGERS TO STOP BEING ALL GOTH AND SHIT SO MAYEB AMERICAN TEENAGERS WILL STOP DOING THAT AND TSRAT SMOKING MORE MARIJUANA
PHASE FIVE: WE PUT UP AMERICAN FLAGS EVERYWHERE UNTIL THEY BECOME PATRIOTYS AND THEN WE CRASH A PLANE OR TWO INTO OH SAY, TIANAMEN SQUARE AND THEY BECOME SAD GRIEVINGA MERICANS LIKE US. VIOLA ROBLEM SOLVED.
PHASE SIX: WE HAVE SOME SEX BECAUSE WE EARNED SEXY SEX 
PHASE SEVEN: BROADCATS IT ON TV AT LAUGH BECAUSE ITS FUNNY
THAT IS MY PROPOSAL CALLED "ANIME, GO AWAY". LETY'S GET TO IT OKAY?
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/26/03 5:22 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
OH YEAH AND WE ALSO HAVE TO MAKE THEIR PENISES BIGGER.
OK, END OF PROPOSAL.
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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DougGoneMAD 
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(11/26/03 5:23 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
Good plan, but that still won't get rid of the anime that's already on adult swim, the very anime we want to get rid of 
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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/26/03 5:43 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
PHASE EIGHT: SHOVE A KNIFE INTO THE CARTOON NETWORK EXECEUTIVE'S DICKHOLE UNTIL HE STOPS PLAYING ANIME FOREVER.
THE PLAN OF TEH PROPOSAL IS TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK JAPAN AND ANIEM ARE GAY ANYWAY. THATS' WHAT THE TV SHOWW PART OF THE IDEA IS FOR. TOO MANY PEOPL WOULD START CALLINGA DULT SWIM GAY.
FUCK I'M A GENIUS. 
LOL WHEN I TYPE ANIME LIKE "ANIME" ACCIDENTALLY IT'S LIKE "AUNTIE EM" LIKE IN WIZARD OF OZ LOL
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/26/03 5:43 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
PHASE EIGHT: SHOVE A KNIFE INTO THE CARTOON NETWORK EXECEUTIVE'S DICKHOLE UNTIL HE STOPS PLAYING ANIME FOREVER.
THE PLAN OF TEH PROPOSAL IS TO MAKE EVERYONE THINK JAPAN AND ANIEM ARE GAY ANYWAY. THATS' WHAT THE TV SHOWW PART OF THE IDEA IS FOR. TOO MANY PEOPL WOULD START CALLINGA DULT SWIM GAY.
FUCK I'M A GENIUS.
LOL WHEN I TYPE ANIME LIKE "ANIEM" ACCIDENTALLY IT'S LIKE "AUNTIE EM" LIKE IN WIZARD OF OZ LOL
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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(11/26/03 7:15 pm)
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outerspacekid 
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(11/26/03 7:23 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
THIS WAS THE BEST IDEA I EVER READ
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(11/26/03 7:24 pm)
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this sh*t is r*csit!!! (yeah icensored racsim befause its worse than any cuss word, jsut to show you HOW BAD IT IS) WTF!!!!!
Serasioiusly, you allneed to GET REAL because japan has been aorund longer than you and its way more advanced than y ou losers, hwod you like it if cavemen came in and made you into cavemen, YOUD ALL HATE IT so F*CK YOU
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PILLOW FIGHT
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(11/26/03 9:12 pm)
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YEEAH ONCE YOU THINK ABOUT ITT YOU GUYS AREW WICKED STUPID 
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Captain Robo
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(11/27/03 10:06 am)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
WE GOTTA AMERICANIZE THE JAPANESE BEFORE THEY JAPANIZE THE AMERICANS
THEY'VE ALREADY GOTTEN TOM CRUISE, EVEN AFTER HIS STARRING ROLES IN PATRIOTIC MOVIES LIKE "TOP GUN" AND "A FEW GOOD MEN"
NOW HE'S OUT KILLING BILL IN THIS FUCKING SAMURAI FLICK
W/E TOM CRUISE YOU ARE DEAD TO ME
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/27/03 3:48 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
TO *REALLY* GET IT WORK WE'D HAVE TO HIRE APAINTER'S UNION TO PAINT THEIR KSIN WHITE AND THAT COSTS LIKE A MILLION DOLLAERS
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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(11/27/03 7:46 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
MAKE THEM WEAR NOVELTY GLASSES THAT MAKE THEIR EYES LOOK ROUND ALL THE TIME
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Antiwit 
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(11/28/03 1:12 am)
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hm.
Do I sense assinine white supremacy? Please come over to my house sometime. I'd love to get an interview with a real Ku Klux Klan member.
I don't mind anyone hating a TV show. but now you just sound like a bunch of little Hitlers. Oh no! You'd better come americanize me, too. I'm one of those damn commies!
and yes, I've come back to voice my opinion on certain things. like this.
I want to compare you to Pat Buchanan or Trent Lott. but you might be complimented. so.
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Unbanned Willie 
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(11/28/03 3:29 pm)
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Re: hm.
I GET JOKES
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LondonArbuckkle
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(11/28/03 6:23 pm)
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I SUPPOSE ANTIWIT IS A PRETTY ACURRATE NAME HUH EH WOT?
THIS IS A GOOD PLAN.
"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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Captain Robo
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(11/28/03 8:44 pm)
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YOU CAN'T BE SARCASTIC ON THE INTERNET 
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
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PILLOW FIGHT
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(11/29/03 11:55 am)
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COMNUNISM?!?!?!
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outerspacekid
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(11/29/03 8:53 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
TOM CORS :rolleeys
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Captain Robo
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(11/30/03 12:36 pm)
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Re: IDEA ON HOW TO GET RID OF ANIME FOREVER
AT LEAST I'M NOT CARSON DALY
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
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Antiwit
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(11/30/03 5:14 pm)
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wot.
oh my god. LondonArbuckkle is so BRITISH! he typed the word "wot". I guess that means that he's just so fucking cool. damnit, I didn't think you allowed Brits on here. I thought you had to be a good ole' jap-hatin southern boy.
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DougGoneMAD
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(11/30/03 9:13 pm)
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IF I HATE THE JAPANESE THEN WHY DO I HAVE GODZILLA ON DVD ANSWER THAT SCIENTIST
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Captain Robo
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(12/1/03 10:34 am)
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BECAUSE GODZILLA ONLY KILLS JAPANESE PEOPLE
I WOULD HAVE TO AGREE
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LondonArbuckkle
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(12/2/03 4:10 pm)
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"He had a dream that he was rich and famous and that he was so rich that he changed his name from Mr. Johnson to Mr. McJohnson. He liked this dream."
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LondonArbuckkle
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(12/2/03 9:38 pm)
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PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE?????? WHERE???????
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Bobo Adobo 
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(12/2/03 9:40 pm)
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STOP BEING SO GODDAMNED BRITITSH, ARBUCKLE
WHY DON'T YOU JUST EAT SOME FISN 'N CHIPS AND SOME STEAK & KIDNEY PIE?!?!?!?!
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BlumaChan 
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(12/6/03 6:46 pm)
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Oh, sure. Lets make EVERYBODY in the WHOLE WORLD American. You can kiss all the really great technology goodbye. YOu can kiss all the best cars good bye. You can kiss pretty much anything you own goodbye. America doesn't make a whole lot and, quite frankly, the things they do make aren't all that great.
Oh, lets not forget that SONY, one of the best companies that deal in technology, is located in Japan. So throw all your SONY equimpent into the trash.
I haven't been to Japan (yet... ) but I know one thing for a fact. There are people complaining that WE are WESTERNIZING them. If you don't know that that means, sucks for you. We are losing one of the best cultures, quite frankly, and will weep the day that there is another America.
As for Tom Cruise and "The Last Samurai" why don't you get your butt off the couch and actually watch it before you criticize. I heard it got rave reviews and I am aching to see it.
I agree with the person who commented on how r*cist you all are. I find it sick and appaling that people like you actually live. May the lord save your soul on Judgement day, because I know for sure that people who disrespect others due to race and culture will never make it into eternal heaven.
God save you all.
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Inuyasha21girl
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(12/6/03 6:53 pm)
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If they keep doing this, there will be nothing to save, cause some japanese person is ganna kick there ass one day when he/or she hears 'em tlkaing about her culure And it will be too late to sav 'em, cause they haven't done anything to correct their sin.
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(12/6/03 6:57 pm)
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NEVER TAKE THINGS AT FACE VALUE
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LondonArbuckkle
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(12/6/03 7:19 pm)
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ANIME FANS ARE REALLY VERY SMART AND UNDERSTAND SATIRE.
NOT REALLY.
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Tentoriffic
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(12/6/03 9:31 pm)
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 FuX0r!!!!!!111!!!1
i'm not satiring. Kill 'em all!!!!!!! *GROWL*
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CaptainRoboT2 
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(12/7/03 7:26 am)
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are you going to kill me too?
The ceiling is mocking me
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TEH ONLY THINGS AZN THAT I LIKE:
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-POKEMON (POKEMN ADVACE SUCKS NOW THOUGHH HWERE'S MISTY!??!?! )
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(12/7/03 4:36 pm)
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The ceiling is mocking me
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Antiwit
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(12/8/03 7:49 pm)
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vell shid.
sweet jesus. alright, it's nice to have fun and have an amusing argument and all... but unfortunately I must break down and say that you are right about the people that are taking the satire too seriously. Alright, for the people that are anti-anime: stop reusing japanese stereotypes. we have all heard them many many times before, please mock anime in a more amusing and original fashion. if I'm gonna get bashed, I want it to make me laugh. for the anti-anti-anime: if there really is some superior being, the only reason he created different cultures and a variety of skin color is for the sake of comedy, mainly stand-up. again, for the anti-anime: if you do want to know one thing about true comedy, the only way you can appeal to whole audience without offending anyone is to mock yourself. unless you're a minority. then you can mock whoever the hell you want. but in this case, the offending was intended, so I'll let it pass.
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(12/8/03 7:56 pm)
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wudoin antiwit
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(12/8/03 9:04 pm)
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ANDIWET YOU SHOULD DO STAND UP COMEDY
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