July 18, 2001
Tonight was quite a night. We were searching for the beach, and we ended up in a ghetto on the southside. This is where we met Tashima, a drunk girl who was passed out in front of a Currency Exchange. She asked us if we needed a tour guide, and thus, we did. We made plans to meet her tomorrow, and to finally see this bloody beach.

July 19, 2001
As we were in our hotel room at Super 8, listening to the Dub Pistols, we got a call from Tashima. We made plans to meet at another bloody Currency Exchange, where we found her passed out yet again. The corner of this Currency Exchange happened to be her home. Off to the beach we went!

As we walked down Michigan Ave., Tashima introduced us to her fellow friends, Hot Dog and Cow. Mollie Anne developed a crush on Cow. Tomorrow we shall meet up with Hot Dog again. I have a feeling we will become the best of chums.

And so we went to the beach, but the only excitement there was when we spotted a blimp. Tomorrow will be much more interesting. We sold Mollie Anne into slavery in order to buy Hot Dog a speedo from Gucci.

Oh the bloody luck! Mollie Anne came back to the hotel! Turns out she wasn't cut out for the black market.