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"I WAS The Weakest
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What Was Learned During An Audition For The Most Annoying Game Show
on TV.
- Don't tell people that the
only way to get on the show is to suck up to the staff while the
staff is listening.
- Don't tell people about all
the game shows you've tried out for and didn't get on: nobody
will be impressed.
- Don't go to an audition
without lots and lots of reading material: all you really do is
wait.
- Don't show up for the
audition at noon if they tell you it's at noon: there will be
300 people ahead of you, and you'll get a really bad tryout
time.
- Don't annoy the staff.
- Don't get confused and go in
the wrong room.
- Don't tell bad jokes while
introducing yourself.
- Don't try to ingratiate
yourself with the guy running the audition by telling him a)
you're from the same hometown, b) know someone from their
hometown, c) you think he looks great in that shirt, or d)
you're interested in how much he can bench press.
- Make sure it's your number
that they called when you get up to introduce yourself,
otherwise the audition guy's going to make fun of you.
- Don't wear a suit. Everyone
will make fun of you.
- It helps to be good-looking,
at least for the first cut.
- Be enthusiastic but not too
enthusiastic. (That's OK, we didn't know the difference either.)
- Don't tell everyone in your
introduction that you're a New York City firefighter, and then
tell someone on the break loudly that you knew that saying
you're a New York City firefighter "would work."
- Don't yell out things at the
guy running the audition. He doesn't like that.
- 14, Seriously. Unless you're
really funny.
- Don't go with people you
know. If one of you gets on and the other one doesn't, it will
just lead to dissention and bitterness.
- It helps to speak fluent
English.
- Don't think just because
you're a big smartypants that you're a shoo-in. Try
"Game KNB?" or "WWTBAM." They're much
more accepting of smart, less than attractive people.
- It helps if you have an
interesting job.
- Don't call them, they'll
call you.
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