Edu: Reggie, ikaw and nagsabi cheap ang aming game show. - Reggie, you said our game show is cheap.
Reggie: It did cross my mind that I was referring to the other version of the Weakest Link, so I blurted out one thousand instead of one hundred twenty five thousand.
Edu: Should I forgive you?
Reggie: That depends on you.

Edu: Ghost singer? Don't tell me laging kang nagbibitbit ng ghost singer sa videoke bar? - Ghost singer? Don't tell me you always bring a ghost singer in a videoke bar?
Benedict: I thought it was the other way around so nasabi ko ghost singer.
Edu: Pumupunta ka ba sa mga videoke bar? - Do you go in videoke bars?
Benedict: Hindi. - No.
Edu: Tayo-tayo lang. - Just between us.
Benedict: Hindi talaga. - No, not really.
Edu: Maniwala akong hindi siya pupumunta sa videoke bar. -  I wouldn't believe he never went to a videoke bar.

Edu: Romel, Elijah Wood, Lord of the Rings, Woody Woodpecker, Lord of the Trees.
Romel: Akala ko kasi cartoon character. - I though he was a cartoon character.
Edu: Ganoon, manood ka naman ng sine Mang Romel. - Really then, watch some movies Romel.

Edu: Why Reggie? He banked money at ikaw hindi. - Why Reggie? He banked money and you didn't.
Anthony: Lalo pa akong nagiging matanda kapag nandiyan siya. - I'm getting older by the minute when he's still around.
Edu: What is the giveaway why you're getting old?
Anthony: Maybe it's the hair. (Touches his receding hair line.)

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"Silly Answers Galore!"
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