| History |
| It was a dark day in Northern Virginia . Music was not the same. ...It was time for change |
| The year was 1983, And our young hero sparticus was on his journey to buy some new sneakers. When he wanted to grab a bite to eat at the local bowling alley. But this was no ordinary bowling alley, this particular alley was not like all others It was completely bogus! The owner was an evil villen who loved bad music and non-greasy cheese burgers. Unbenounced to our young hero, he calmly walked in and ordered a delicious 40% more fat greaseburger (gnarly!). Sitting next to him was an old dude with a radical beard named Father Bassoon! After scarfing down their meals, they decided to bowl a few rounds. Strangely [enough], when they went to put in their names in the computer, it began to talk to them, it said that it's name was jimmy, and that it was a drummer and that he wanted to rock! A few months later the trio was rockin all of nova, music was good, but not all good things last. After playing the 9:30 mass, they went to the council room for the reciption. When out of nowhere a whack boom box appeared out of nowhere, Bogus! The strange, mean owner of the bowling alley cast a spell on the rockin trio and paralized them, and stored them above the ceiling of the [f]art lab. Bummer! Now in present day NOVA, the three resurfaced and are bringing news of the past when music was good, babes were hot, and the berlin wall was still up! |
| Chapter 2: A New Begining |
| Things were not as easy as you might think. It was nearly 9 years since the rock trio hard last rocked NOVA, needless to say they were rusty. Bummer! It took some time for Jimmy to learn all he had missed. Some things he just didn't understand. "The Berlin wall is knocked down???" he asked. "what do you mean no Soviet Union???" he also asked. The Almighty Fat one and the Long-haired hard rocker, (bassoon and sparticus) tried to explain these things. but i don't know how things will turn out. Will they be forced to hire a human drummer? I just don't know. "7-string guitars?" Sparticus gasped. "I think that is totally Bogus!" "Washington D.C. Edition Monopoly ?!?" Exclaimed Bassoon. ...I just don't know if the great rock band will be able to adjust to this sick and cruel world. Crud! Things are not looking too pristine for the gnarly dudes.....and the world, and the soviet union. |
| Chapter : The world is not what it used to be |
| In the words of the orange guy from the fantastic four " Got news for you, Loud-Mouth - - it ain't that easy!" And ain't easy it was... Or at least it seemed that way on Earth. And so it was decided. 1983 Would be the first band to play in outerspace! (radical!)! It was Jimmy's idea, they needed a practical way to spend the money they earned selling 1983 merchandise. it came down to outerspace or spend it on recording time, new instruments, new clothes, medicine, food and other extremely necissary items for survival. Jimmy was a little scared, but he liked aliens so he wanted to go. Bassoon was very eager to go into outerspace, just because he wanted to find out how to Astronauts got to the bathroom. (hmm...) Sparticus wasn't scared or eager, for he had already been to outerspace. "I've already been to outerspace," Said Sparticus "therefore i an neither scared or eager" "No you haven't!" yelled Bassoon. "You just had your shirt on backwards!" When it was time to get on the space-craft the trio did so. It was like a huge airplane with out any flight attendents! (Bogus!) "No flight attendents?" Asked Jimmy."is it just me or do i only talk in questions?" Jimmy wasn't the only one with questions on his mind. Bassoon sought out an answer for the question that had haunted him for his whole life. "What!?! They go to the bathroom like that?!?! I don't believe this!!" and in some sort of excited rage Bassoon went on a confused rampage (Wicked!). Needless to say 1983 was banned from NASA ....FOR LIFE! (bummer) |
| History (continued) |
| Chapter 4 : playing their first show. |
| So we meet again. The tale of our young heros has come to a hault. The sudden vuelva to earth had proved to take a toll on the physical stregnth on them. But they weren;t going to let that stop them. They needed to prove that they could rock! And proved that they could rock the did! It was a little more then a weak after their banishment from nasa that the trio were able to lift their instruments. The problem was they had to play for the queen of Englad in three days! SheezeR! They didn't know what to do, they stayed up really late trying to get in tune and then gave up before they finished. The next mourning they spent three hours playing the same note trying to write songs. But they only had one note in the song! "what to do???" thought bassoon. Jimmy scanned the internet for a plan. They came to the official web site of Dunbar Dunbar Inc. They called the toll free phone number of the owner, Matt Z and asked what he would do. Mr.Matt called wammy award winning John A and said he needed a hit. They came to the agreement that as long as 1983 joined the Dunbar Dunbar record campany, They would supply the trio with a bunch of hit singles. They agreed and the first song written by John A was The Man of La Mancha. And it was a hit! the queen liked it so much that she said that she would use the song as the national anthen for the rest of her life. Sadly she died the next day but her twin sister with the same name took over for her and noone seemed to notice. They only thing that she changed was the national anthem. This new twin queen changed it back to "hate to say i told you so" but the Hives. stay tuned next time for the next adventure of the 1983 band. Until then try to find out what ever happened to the hives. bye bye |