GUIDE TO THINGS BY J-DAWG FLEX

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HOW TO CHANGE YOUR MIND IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING:

A pictorial.

Wll, I had started this pictorial with the idea that it was only going to be one picture. It was going to be "J-Dawg Flex's guide to making a graphic representation of Greg's movie reviews" and it was going to be only one picture, as follows:

But that picture was so unfunny, i got pissed off after drawing it because it was like 5:00 am and i was like what the fuck am i doing. So then I had the brilliant idea of trying to make it funnier. This is how it turned out:

But that obviously didn't work. Then, i was pissed off again, so my roommate and I made fun of some nerds in a chat room somewhere on the internet. As i did that, i was looking through some old pictures on my computer and i found one of me that was really creepy:

Then, after getting banned from the chat room, I got bored again:

I used to think that "LOL" meant "Live on Letterman" and i would think "man, I got to start watching letterman, I'm missing all these jokes!"

And then some dude came in my room and he wasn't wearing a shit and i was all like "hey dude, put on a shirt or get out!" and he was all like, getting up in my face and shit and i realized it was because he was on drugs, and he saw the pictures i was drawing and wanted to be in one of them so i let him.

So after a long and boring and tired and annoying night, this is what I decided was the funniest thing i could draw was:

Now, i'm pissed off again, because the caf hasn't opened yet, i'm hungry, AND i have to reupload some picture so that one of the other pictorials doesn't have a big stupid pink picture of greg on it. Great. -Jake PS: as an added bonus for the badness of this pictorial, here is a really emo picture of greg and i, so that everyone can laugh at it.

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