HISTORY OF THE ORGAN DONORS!
But lets not get ahead of ourselves here. Let’s go back a few years, as we are forgetting a very important part of The Organ Donors; the other member. J-Dawg Flex. Born J. D. Funspotenshire to rich parents in the south east end of Texas, he lead a troubled youth. Despite strangling two snakes in his crib mere moments after he was born, his parents did not love him. They were often to busy running their oil mill to even notice him. He was raised by his nanny, Gloria, who first introduced him to the wonderful world of music. However, she also did not like J.D., and often ridiculed him until he cried.
School was no better for J.D.. The other kids were jealous of his wealth, but they failed to see how it was not his at all. They often beat him up, stuffing him in various lockers and various locked trunks as a way of getting back at him for not fighting back. Kids can be so cruel sometimes, and this was no exception. When J.D. got to highschool, things had not changed. He was still ostracized by his peers. They often called him “Jelly Dick”. This angered J.D., as he did not in fact have a jelly dick. In grade 11, J.D. disappeared for a year. He went to a forest, built himself a house, and began to cry there every night. He was a sad, emo kind of guy, that is until he was visited upon by a paranormal fish, calling himself Guppisofun. This fish claimed to be magic, and told J.D. that if he were to kill the fish and make a musical instrument out of its bones then great fortune would come to J.D.
However, the great fortune never came. J.D. did just as the fish told him, and built and mini organ out of it’s bones. He waited and waited, but nothing ever happened. He waited some more and finally said “fuck this, I’m out of here” and he left the forest, taking all his belongings with him. He became very bitter at the fish for never fulfilling his promise. This led to J.D. becoming very bitter at life. But now he was bitter with a organ.
When it came time for J.D. to go to university, his parents shipped him off to Canada, partly as punishment for disappearing for so long, and partly because he came back. He was enrolled at The University of Toronto, against his will. He brought his organ with him, and had now changed his name to sever any connection with his parents. J-Dawg Flex was in the house.